>invented letterpress >invented the light bulb >invented the phone >invented the dynamo >invented car and motorbike >invented x-ray >invented television >invented the jet engine and were the first to shoot an object into space >fighting against most of the world in ww1, still put up a good fight >come back stronger and do even better in ww2, again against most of the world >now 72 years after we were beaten simply by outnumbering us 4 to 1 we conquered most of europe without using weapons this time
When will you realise that we are unstoppable and finally bow to us?
Xavier King
HOWEVER.
Mason Reyes
>we are unstoppable
>lost two world wars
Zachary Reed
I feel like I recognized that girl from somewhere...can't quite but my finger on it...
Jacob Moore
>start 2 world wars >kill 100 million europeans >lose >complain about it
Carter Wright
...
Caleb Lopez
>invented the phone >invented x-ray >invented television
nice try hanz
Jeremiah Lopez
yet not smart enough to realise you're being genocided.
Jace Thompson
...
Easton Stewart
Hitler did nothing wrong
Lincoln Rogers
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
Brandon King
>still put up a good fight That's not enough, though. Every other western empire manage to BTFOd Europe without a single "but" at some point. Did Germany manage to beat France and England to become the world power? Checkmate, Germ.
Jeremiah Hill
>outnumbered 4 to 1 by states owned by the kikes >beat poland and france in less than a month >filthy bolsheviks didnt stand a chance, got saved by winter
Joshua Jenkins
Master race
Elijah Wright
Not sure about the smart part, my buddy enforced the "dumb blonde" stereotype for me.
He's tall and handsome but Christ alive is he as dumb as a board and so is his blonde girlfriend
Luke Robinson
>we invented color tv
Brody Perez
the german civilization from 1800s-early 1900's is an awakening of philosophy comparable to athens greece with socrates and his students
Joshua Fisher
Once you uncuck yourselves, we'll respect you.
Thomas Sanders
Don't most Germans have Slavic / Turkish intermixing now though?
Nicholas Howard
we simply didnt have the access to the atlantic ocean like france, britain and spain to become a colonial power. The few colonies we gained after the unification were stolen after ww1
Logan Hall
Germany has too few people. There are good and bad things about it. The good thing is that Germans can't manage things long run and destroy everything, like now their own public safety. The bad thing is that Germans are obviously great in science, so we have fewer good scientists. All in all I wouldn't mind being governed by a German, as long as security issues are in polish hands, but then Germany is anyway too small to rule 38 mil people...
