Will /ourguy/ Ted win?

will /ourguy/ Ted win?

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Why the hell does Sanders still have any credibility? Just like every commie Jew before him, he took the money and ran.

Isn't tedcruz a good debator?

I expect Sanders to use the very best appeal to emotions non-arguments there are. He will pseudo-intellectually ((((think)))) these non-arguments up and assert them as infallible ((((truths)))).

>CNN
garbage

I swear I saw someone once describe him as one of the best all around debaters in the history of competitive debate.

two losers.

Oh man, I can't wait to see what the Cruz posters create out of this one! It's a goldmine, woah!

he's a master debater

>CNN
Bernie is going to """win""" no matter what.

MILYONAYRS
BILYONAYRS

I wonder if CNN moderators will be taking sides in this debate.....

>a skilled lawyer that held his own better than anyone against the god emperor
>versus an old jew whose only argument is "middle class"

You forgot who's hosting the debate.

One of the best. Won US National debating championship and North American championships. Was a semifinalist in Worlds.

None of that mattered when he was debating Trump. And if anyone supports either of them, they will not the persuaded by the other guy.

CRUZ THE REDEEMER

The only people who voted for Trump are suburban retards.

Rural people all voted for Cruz.

you forgot he gave us this gem before he sperged all over Trump

youtube.com/watch?v=XmUqzJnf8zY

THIS IS IT

What is this? The 3rd place match?

>BILLIONAYRS
>THE CROOKS
>ON WALL STREET

Hi, Rafael Cruz here. Well, this is my campaign speech. It all has to come to this. Today is the Day of Ratribution, the day in which I will have my revenge against the American people. Against all of you.
For the last 6 months of my life, ever since I insulted everyone in New York, I have been forced to endure an existence of humiliation, rejection, and bound delegates, all because voters have never been attracted to me. I'm 45 years old and I'm still a senator. I've never even held a convention. I've been running for president for a year and a half - more than that, actually - yet I'm still a senator. The RNC is a time when everyone experiences those things, such as pandering, and country music, and....and delegates. While all these weeks I've had to rot in irrelevance.
It's not fair. You voters have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you voters aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect candidate, and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious New York liberals, instead of me, the True Conservative.
I will punish all of you for it. On the Day of Ratribution I'm going to enter the hall of the Republican National Convention, and I will slaughter every Clinton-backed, Trump-supporting fake conservative I see inside there. All those delegates I've desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior candidate if I ever made an advance towards them...while they throw themselves at these progressive demagogues. I'll take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you.
You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one. The true grassroots conservative. Yes. After I've annihilated every single delegate in the convention, I will take to the streets of Cleveland and slay every single person I see there.
You denied me the nomination, so I will deny you the presidency. The priesthood is rising, Donald.

Trump was awful at the debates , just repeating the same garbage he always spat out

Journey is too polite, Cruz will fully him the whole time

>Debating a jew

Mistake

(((win)))

I didn't realize Cruz was this based.
But no matter who actual wins the debate, (((CNN))) will claim (((Bernie))) won.

>Harvard educated lawyer who was a successful debater in college vs. a Jew

It'll be close.

He'll win as much as hillary won the election.

>;eaf

>el rato
>not an honorary kike

of course they will but the viewers that aren't idiots will see who the clear winner is.

Bernie*

Libshits are suckers for Jewish tricks. They keep coming back after each swindler. You'd think after fleeing their cities to Shitty suburbs to escape enrichment and paying taxes out the ass they'd learn. But no.

Can't wait to hear the old millionaire jew speak against the 1%

Why are they debating tho

Fuck yes.
I need to see this. Our guy Cruz will destroy Bernie "I ouwn 3 houses baat shildren live povaartee" Sanders.

>Sup Forums's battle-hardened meme goes forward into battle to redeem himself to the Republican base and vanquish reddit's champion who scorned his own supporters

Hahah what.

Masterbater

The real problem is the blacks who don't have jobs.

This gun be good

cruzmissile at max

I want him to outlaw dildos again

Ted Cruz has stepped up his shitposting game. This might be good.

Just stopping by to remind everyone that the Ted 'El Rato' Cruz Redemption Arc was THE best arc of the 2016 election anime.

>CNN

they'll have their little shit stain "polls" afterwards and comrade sanders will win.

personally, they're both rats, but sanders is somehow more fake than cruz, and that's a HELL of a feat to pull off, so i'm pulling for the canadian.

I hate rato but I hope he destroys that old communist rat

>CNN viewers
>not idiots

/thread

this never fails to make me laugh

yet retards will fall for it every time

He's actually a really damn good debater

Yes, my only concern is its fucking CNN

GMT time ?

He is a fucking Canadian but at least he's not Jewish

Yes he will.

If CNN isnt doing a bias thing again.

[spoiler] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [/spoiler]

>leaving out the best part

>sanders: EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO HEALTHCARE
>cruz: yeah but how do we pay for it
>sanders: EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO HEALTHCARE
>cruz: yeah but how do we pay for it
>sanders: EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO HEALTHCARE
>cruz: yeah but how do we pay for it

ad infintium

How did trump become /ourguy/ instead of this based man?

It's just going to wind up as a bitching contest about trump. Fuck Obama care, they should just argue about trump

they'll still get a small spike during the debate.

Competition for the bronze medal.

>shabbos goys vs a "hey rabbi what'ca doin'"

Its a shitshow already

He has returned for the delegates!

I'd like Alex Jones to host a debate.

Ted bows and scrapes before all chosen people, so he will probably throw the match to Bernie.

The real question is
Why the fuck do you burgers need to make everything so intense ? You half-expect them to step into an octagon and pound each other's faces raw with that kind of presentation

Why is CNN still allowed to exist?

>None of that mattered when he was debating Trump.
because hes a retard that tried to troll his way to the presidency and failed horribly.

not to mention that the best debators dont even compete.

not to mention that rnc "debates" arent really debates in the first place.

forget image

because Trump was always better and Cruz began to sperg out at the insinuation that he was ineligible.

god damn son media BTFO

this is why trump won

>he doesn't want to see politicians fight to the death
Election by combat when?

Trump felt the pulse of the American citizenry and became in tandem with it, while Cruz ran on a different beat, as noble as it may have been.


btw this "debate" will just be

>Senator Cruz do you believe in human caused climate change?
>Well...to tell ya the truth Anderson, I'm not signing any bills until I get the raw data that shows how much influence human activity has on the climate.
>polite applause/dead silence
>Senator Sanders, you're free to rebut.
>Yes, thank you Anderson. Uhm..*sigh*.. how many times do I gotta say this? 97% of scientists say human caused climate change is real! It's a fact, indisputable! Think of the children!
>crowd erupts in applause, everyone stands up to show their full fledged support, HD cameras zoom by young semi-attractive faces gleaming with joy for Bernie


rinse and repeat

tl;dr

Cruz - logic
Sanders - buzzwords

What a faggot, rand wanted a debate but the old man backed down.

Why are they debating? Trump already won.

So how likely is Teddy going to get on the SC if a 2nd or 3rd spot opens up?

Ummm why? Lol

At least were more civilized than a nigger country.

this, there isn't really going to be a debate, these are two people who care about very specific parts of this issue that don't really have a ton of overlap. i'm sure CNN will be jostling sanders balls the entire night either way.

>Ted. It's time I repaid you for those delegates. I'm going to do this, and I'm only going to do this once, but I'm going to ask my people - our people - to give you strength for this debate. I know you can do it Ted. You're a smart man. Very smart. The sleazy media will hunt you down - believe me. But you can win and we're going to help you. Then we're going to keep winning. Praise!

Trump is a bit more interesting to listen to.

and that why he got btfo by a manchild

...

Because they were the only good candidates for each side.

Yes

uuuh cruz has a 200 IQ and is a masterdebater, and will pee all over sanders.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! COME ON DOWN TO THE DOWNTOWN ARENA AND WATCH BERNIE SANDERS VS. THEODORE "EL RATO" CRUZ IN A FREE FOR ALL, NO HOLDS BARRED DEBATE! KIDS 10 AND UNDER GE IN FOR FREE! SHOW UP AN HOUR EARLY AND GET PIT ACCESS!

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To be fair to Cruz though, Trump wasn't really there to "debate". He was there to fling mud and make things as dirty as possible, which was what ended up winning him the election. Politicians like Cruz could probably beat him in a fair debate, but when Trump changed things from reasoned debate to shit flinging contest, the only one who really stood a chance was Hillary who was capable of being just as dirty as him.

Cruz or Bernie?

I agree Cruz is but Republicans were Neanderthals in 2016. Hillary roasted Bernie in the debates. But just like against Trump it didn't matter in Michigan.

Because Trumps a real man who knows what he's doing. Cruz is good, but he's not a President

He was bad in the general election debates. In the Republican primaries, he controlled the narrative and forced them to stoop to his level, which was actually smart of him.

He's a master debater

I've got bernie's argument right here if ted cruz's camp is willing to pay me a MILLYON DOLLUHS FOYR BOYKNEE'S ARGUMENS

>welfare is a human right
>education is a human right
>a million dollars is a human right
>a beach house for every retiree is a human right
>tyrone deserves your wife

Holy shit this gonna be the absolute battle of pure progressive socialism v. constitutional conservatism and Ted Cruz is going to BTFO out of Bernie Sanders.

>a lying, thieving kike commie
>good canditate
How many dicks do you enjoy dipped in your cereal before eating it?

For what reason ?
This well be fun ,though why?

>He was bad in the general election debates.
He was only bad in the first one, after that he pretty much won both.

Hillarys flaw has always been that she debates like a woman and never shows any dominance when putting forth her argument.

Wait, why are they having a debate? Didn't you guys just have an election?

Fuck Teds awesome

Shit! We need to get out and support our man Cruz!

We should also run some psyops against Sanders. Troll the fuck out of him