PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Presidential Apprentice - SCotUS edition 1/31/17 8PM ET
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>VP Pence swears in Chao (Sec Trans) 1/31/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/the cyber 1/31/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/pharma 1/31/17
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>Pres Trump Signs EO cutting regs on small biz 1/30/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/Small Biz Leaders 1/30/17
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>Pres Trump interview CBN 1/29/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #1 1/28/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Make America Aesthetic Again
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>Trumpular - Pogo
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>We Are The Silent Majority
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>American Comeback Story
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RESHAPE THE COURT EDITION
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FIRST FOR myself
Has Donald fired Little Miller?
Morning
>Real Trump hours
>Trump tweets: Nancy Pelosi and Fake Tears Chuck Schumer held a rally at the steps of The Supreme Court and mic did not work (a mess)-just like Dem party!
>Tweets that Dems should be ashamed for not confirming cabinet picks
>"No wonder D.C. doesn't work!"
>Joe is Joe
>Says it's frightening that Trump fired acting AG
>Called White House statement on the matter "Deeply, deeply offensive"
>Calls Obama response to Immigration order "rank hypocrisy"
>Dems boycott hearings for Price and Mnuchin
>Perry and Zinke pass committee
>British parliament debates petitions revoking invitation of State visit
>DeVos passes Senate committee
>Gen. Kelly says DHS did know the executive order was coming
>Elaine Chao, Mitch McConnell's wife, confirmed for Transportation Secretary
Afternoon
>San Francisco first sanctuary city to sue Trump over withholding federal funds
>One press briefing, extra spicy
>Gives a shout out to CSPAN
>Calls Mar a Lago "The Winter Whitehouse"
>Tells reporter "you are part of the confusion"
>Several other reporters get spiced
>Trump meets with heads of drug companies
>Says he wants to streamline FDA, reduce drug prices, and encourage manufacturing in USA
>Trump holds meeting with cyber experts
>Delays executive action in order to incorporate expert’s suggestions
>Based Texas
>Gov. Greg Abbot tells sanctuary cities he will cut off state funds if they don't end sanctuary status
>Chaffetz: Trump told me "go after everything you want to go after"
>Christie: Rollout of travel ban was terrible
>Says intention was right
>Poll: 49% of US adults support immigration ban
Tonight
>Trump names Neil Gorsuch as his SCOTUS nominee
>Is from the 10th circuit
>Has never ruled on an abortion case
>Clerked for Justices Kennedy and White
>Went on a fly fishing trip with Scalia
>Tucker goes on a tucking streak
>Special edition of Special Report
>McConnell: Gorsuch will get nominated
Lewdest moment of the Presidency so far?
AWOO
please awoo
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>I-I'm gonna k-kill you Miller
>P-please s-stop f-fucking Mika for a m-moment w-would you
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Nth for Kayleigh
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All hail Trump!
mfw I'm old enough to remember Clarence Thomas's confirmation and Anita Hill accusing him of sexually harassing her when he put his pubes on her Diet Coke at work.
That shit was SCANDALOUS back then
Liberals are funny. Get over it
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Theresa submissively whimpered upon Donald's return to Washington D.C.
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the fish head haggis pie n chips casserole a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Theresa!" Donald screamed, slamming Theresa's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Donald starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"D-Donald, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Donald screamed
>"I work hard all fucking night being President and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Trump said
>grabbing May by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Theresa struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY BITCH!" Trump slams Theresa's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the bar with Mike, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME GOD NOT EVEN ANOTHER REFERENDUM WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Donald slams the door
>Theresa trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
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But Trump already called his hair a 'wet raccoon' years ago...
They have fuck all to say, it's so good.
I need a quick rundown on everything Trump has done since Inauguration for a friend who's been innawoods.
Anons, is this the perfect letter to send my resume to this golf job? Any objections shall be voiced now, or shall remain silent unto NEEThood.
What did he mean by this?
twitter.com/glennbeck/status/826601450432126976
>~D-Do you like my pick America-sama?~
With Gorsuch, this graphic represents the Court ideological split.
Alright, I'm heading to bed, I must rest for tomorrow
I hope all of my sweet anons have sweet dreams for tonigh
Also
GO GORSUCH
TED>BURNIE
Thanks for all the Tomokos with hats you've given me tonigh and being my friends
NN to everyone
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POPPIN BOTTLES IN THE ICE
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>Supporting a manlet for SCOTUS
Defend this!
still waiting on those emoluments
FUCK OFF JON LEIBOWITZ
Wow. She's so bad. They reelected her as Minority Leader? Was she the best they had?
>0 to triggered in nothing son!
REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF BECK!
So Sup Forums, dose anyone in America still believe what the media says?
Is Clarence /ourguy/?
>dems elected 3 Womyn
God I hate those fags
I've never felt more included in something i have no foot in.
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This made me sad :(
You should make sure to point out how you used to ensure good hygiene at the Boys & Girls club by enforcing penis inspection day.
post yfw Trump kept his word and has been getting shit done on the daily
What the fuck.
she represents san francisco and has a lot of clout with the democrats
her position is mostly cronyism
S P E C I A L
P
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Where's the midpoint?
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fuck my state sometimes
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Did you just assume their gender? RACIST! BIGOT! HOMOPHOBE!
She prolly fingered herself with that hand on the plane ride back
How can you master Excel with out Powerpoint or Word?
>supermom
We have the best Supermoms, don't we folks? We do, we do.
Between Breyer and Kennedy
Goodnight, tex.
>Scott Cawthon Presents:
>FIVE NIGHTS AT TEDDY'S
>Play as Barni Sandhals as he attempts to survive against Teddy Cruzbear, Keli the Kameleon, Tucky Bucky the Hare, Manny Manafort the Pirate Fox, and the mysterious Golden Donny!
Remembering the election night.
gorsuch is from colorado, so he's automatically qualified
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Approximately, half the country.
what if he is the rare manlet who actually did learn
>"""alt-right"""" is a false category, a derogatory term concocted as a PR attempt to group Trump voters and supporters into an easily attacked and silenced group. It failed but the term caught on in popularity after the election.
>It is now used, with all the negative connotations that it brings, to try and shame, guilt, humiliate and silence. Leftist/communist use of shame tactics stretches far back, Mao used it, plenty of other subversive traitors use it. Do not fall for it. Do not let it normalize.
Shareblue or the Crew or whatever CTR goes by now are also trying new tactics. Smears of 'unprofessionalism' were going around recently, so you know there's someone trying out to see if that new spin on Trump works. It won't, the God Emperor will give no fucks, but we need to remain vigilant and aware of attempts like these anyway.
Remember, those cucks have to spend money to fund their shilling. We do it for fun.
i hate trump
No need, Jose.
Pure kino
I love this pasta.
You're welcome here m8, if you come LEGALLY
Tim Ryan would have been much better
Luckily for us they actively shun anyone who's remotely competent
>a manlet
>glenn beck is still alive
why
Beck wants to suck Don's cock, but Don won't because he has Melina and Kelly for that.
They froze the Bernie base out of the vote.
No he just knows Islam is cancer
I got a friend who thinks listening to NPR makes them "enlightened".
/fn@f/ general on /vg/ is like a one way ticket to wanting to commit suicide desu
That's included in Microsoft Office. I figure I'd specify Excel since it's more complicated.
You're right, but they were [spoiler]underage[/spoiler]
He's the King of Manlets though.
kekekek
the blueberry has no excuse to be that smug
Goodnight
Good. I would be triggered if a GOP president put a leftie on the SC.
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Meanwhile in the Hillary wins timeline
Benie better shut the fuck up about anything anti-Trump for a while.
APOLOGIZE, BENJI
I call it erection night 2016
>I've never felt more included in something i have no foot in.
You did your part to make history Ausbro. The Aussie's will live on forever in the Annals of the First Meme War.
>smoking out islamists
The Left is fun blown panic mode
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Yeah I'd come. I'm cool, been to the states before, got skill for jobs that are in america too. Sadly my kinda place is California, I love the buildings and land, but my god the place is a fucking DUMP atm.
The absolute madman.
benji needs to go back.
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polls show majority support the travel ban
So is this leftist hysteria turning people off? Are your left leaning friends tired of it?
>general on /vg/
Every general except /rlg/ makes me want to ctrl-q my life. That being said I don't browse /vg/ much.
will never Trump ever be right?
But MS Access is more complicated.
look at the author
It will never get stale. Legendary evening m8