Do you know any politicians in real life?

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Yes. I've personally met one of the local ALP MPs for my suburb.

I know Donald Trump.

I met John Major once, he asked me for change for the bus.

Yes.
Quite a lot of them actually.
Sometimes I try to subtly plant some ideas into their head.
They've even asked me to run in upcoming elections.
Should I, Sup Forums?

Yeah.
Those people don't work. Being a politician is total meme job.

I sexually identifies as a politician.

Which party?

If you do it you should only do it for the money tbqh. There is nothing you can change here in this non country

Yeah, he invited me into a gun club

I am a politician.

This. I just have to show up and agree with whatever my party wants to do.

I know one personally.

No longer in active politics anymore - remains a party member, but mostly focuses on university work these days.

I think Sup Forums would hate him, given he's nowhere close to anything resembling a redpill. He's a pretty typical normie moderate.

Know my Congressman, Chris Collins, Gubernatorial Candidate Carl Paladino, met Trump, Aleppo Man, Lyin' Ted, Big Daddy Huck, Guac Boy, Ron Paul and Li'l Marco a few times.

It's cool shit.

After Katrina, I met senator Trent Lott as I was repairing a friend's property.

I talked with my congressman for like 15min in 2013 and thoroughly redpilled him on Assad

Next ones aren't really my connections, but my great-grandfather escorted presidents Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, and Nixon when he was a high ranking city official, and my uncle's friend's son in the SS protected Bush and Obama and is now protecting Trump

I know a few. I still remain unimpressed

I have talked to a guy a few times who tried to run against Boris Johnson to be the Conservative candidate for London mayor. He talks about how he's gay and therefore he should have been the one to run. Very loathsome man.

Are you high on the ladder of your party?

I think it's funny how all the politicians and lawmakers are so high on democracy while in fact countries are ran by political parties that are ran like total dictatorships

I've made some coffee for Paavo Väyrynen, one of the biggest and greatest veterans of Finnish politics. The guy has been PM's assistant in the 70's, the minister of education, labor, foreign affairs and god knows what else. He's currently part of the EU Parliament. The thing is, he tried to get voters from my town, as he was born and raised here. It was at our school, and I guess I was 15. I got to shake hands with him and he gave me a picture of him when he was young.

3 parties.
Surely there's a lot of work, but some things can be changed. You just have to know the right people to get things done.

I don't do all this lobbying for the money. I do it to prevent them from making dumb decisions and I remind them what the consequenses may be for them personally if they decide to cash out and sell their souls to the devil.

I also really hate all the electoral bullshit that goes with it. It changes good people into immigrant loving vultures just to get some extra votes. Hence I remind them they can lose the other backing I have if they decide to proceed with such things. So basically I function as an unofficial liaison.


It's a game of blackmail, really.

met richard mourdock right before he lost against donnelly back in 2012

Yes. Around them my entire life through family and girlfriends.

Not really, but one big politician came to my school a few years ago to shill for his party because the elections were coming.

I know some local politicians.

Fucked his wife?

I've slept with a member of the national parliament. Does that count?

Tristram cunt.

Im not a murderer so no because i wouldnt let them get away

My senpai is friends with the mayor of our town, and it's a pretty big town. We also know two others but I forgot what they do.

You could meet ex Bosnian president at this pub in Sarajevo.

I guess I do.