You will never be america

>you will never be america

is there anything worse than this?

アメリカ人として生まれてきたかった。

You can be a nigger

But you can be American, you just have to move here (legally, fuck off Paco) and support American values.

Tfw

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With the right paperwork you can.

Unless you're a Mexican-Muslim using a jap. proxy.

>tfw American

Find some nice white American man to marry you

Unless you are an Asian man, you can fuck off because no one wants you

Probably a nuke or two

Yes
be a white straight male with European ancestry living in modern day Canada.

Asians do pretty well in America.

Beign american is boring. Being russian is more fun

中国人は僕の犬を食べた。

この気持ちは米国の肉ですよ

same thing

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Being American is worse than being not being American.

I feel like things in America are gonna explode soon. Lots of delusional cunts dont seem to like the Oompa.

Scary times ahead.

Oh man awesome
This is an actual case of reverse weeaboo
Do you, like, wear cowboy hats in public, speak english slangs and that sort of stuff?

Im sorry i dont speak cartoon

now is not the time to fear... that comes later

>ywn get your dick cut off because of jewish overlords and live in a 50% white country
Feels pretty good

Shut up sheepfucker, you have no idea what it means to be American.