EVENTUAL HEAT-DEATH OF THE GUARDIAN TO COME SOONER THAN PREDICTED
Liam Ortiz
>this woman will have a vote on the future of YOUR country
Ethan Roberts
>Rothschilds bow to Hitchens >In contact with angels >Possesses psychic-like abilities >Controls Oxford with an iron but fair fist >Owns castles & dairy farms all over the world >Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Moralgrad will be be the first city) >Owns 99% of cannabis research facilities on Earth >said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and an unprecedented lack of Blairites with him >Owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world >You likely have Moralbots inside you right now >Hitchens is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Peterbunker in Wilkes land? >He learned fluent Arabic in under a week >Nation states entrust their full-fat milk reserves with Peter. There’s no milk in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Hitchens >He's about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society >In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.
Charles Parker
The 'literal who' of counties
Charles Long
>implying i'm not cockplayer Discord when tho?
Joshua Morris
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Landon Rodriguez
Does are nige still have his LBC show?
Justin Collins
All Scots know that shagging a bird this ugly happens at least once, it's a national tradition, or so I hear.
Same stream but official Parliament one with 10/10 vid quality
Luis Moore
They will just do what they always do (and any paper for that matter), they will put it up for sale and some oligarch will buy it.
Hunter Howard
Fillon is the most popular candidate anyway.
Josiah Howard
>falling for their tricks >2017
Ryder Barnes
>G-guys we NEED to vote Tory or we're going to get Labour, wouldn't that be so much worse????
Kill yourself Mayfly
Gavin Butler
Its spelled Grauniad famalamadingdong.
Bentley Gomez
Might be the BNP for him telling people what their plans in Stoke are
Evan Bennett
Why would you take on £100m loss maker
How do you even turn that around?
Kevin Rogers
>tfw Murdoch will buy them out
Luis Jones
>a bunch of rapefugees welcoming other rapefugees
Christopher Foster
I mean for the first round anyway
You have no idea how bad Macron is
Carter Lopez
>mfw new MPfu
What do you think happens to Guardian journalists when the paper goes down the shitter?
(((infiltration)))
Owen Martinez
>the rise of the far-right in Europe Where? Nobody's won shite yet
Justin Brown
>All of our ((MPs))) are globalist, brainwashed cunt who'd put foreigners over the native people I WANT THE FUCKING GUILLIOTINE NOW
Aiden Bennett
>INVINCIBILITY
Xavier Wood
Nonce
Brayden Cook
>What do you think happens to Guardian journalists when the paper goes down the shitter?
They move to buzzfeed
Owen hopefully goes on the dole
Jackson Turner
The same reason anyone buys a paper, prestige and influence.
Logan Walker
>Burning down this safe space
Anthony Gomez
THEY JUST KEEP TALKING AND SAYING NOTHING
THEIR MOUTHS ARE MOVING BUT WHAT'S COMING OUT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
Jacob Jones
Turkey or Greece?
Kayden Bell
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.
This always makes me tear up - I just hope he is benevolent.
Jeremiah Phillips
Banter
Cameron Barnes
For them, right?
Landon Ross
You'd have to be Rotschild tier to be willing to burn through £1bn a decade
It has declining readership across the board
Buzzfeed/Huffpo/Salon/Guardian should just form a larger partnership
Nathan Ward
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Mason Reyes
That`s all politicians do.
Kayden Hernandez
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSIDIZE THAT TWAT BY PAVING HIS CTR AND HOUSING BENEFIT.
Off beachy head like the rest of Britain's wastrels he goes.
Jaxon Peterson
Not with (((press outlets))) like these
Christopher Wright
>time he grew up
Is that a threat?
Jaxon Martin
>silly buggers
Brayden Robinson
I'd personally drag every single one of them there, so yes For them
Brayden Hall
Same shit
Jose Cooper
Helmer is a hero.
David Edwards
Wilders in Holland soon, hopefully.
Though I have absolutely no confidence that the cloggcucks will deliver.
Mason Richardson
Same smell
Jason Peterson
Greece desu
Hunter Butler
Cheers. I only linked the TVGuide one because I know for sure it works internationally.
Christian Morris
Ooo they're getting rowdy
Michael Clark
I would be interested to see how far Owen fairs without his guardian bednest
What job would he do? What other publication would possibly hire him?
The guardian's the only publication willing to publish nonsensical leftist screed opinion pieces, there's no place quite like it, at least not in the UK
Jaxon Carter
Not "all."
Also, all this talk of low pay, have they mentioned the role of the banks in this?
Aiden Adams
Probably
Jordan Carter
If Roger is after him he should just give up, nobody is safe when it comes to Helmer
Adrian Moore
If Wilders actually wins things will get interesting.
Leo Gonzalez
Helmerposting was brilliant
Shame his defeat in Newark was so massive and unexpected that it literally killed Brit/pol/ for a while
Thomas Evans
>PEOPLE DIDN'T VOTE TO BE POORER >THEY VOTED TO BECOME RICHER BY IMPORTING IN SLAVE LABOUR SHITSKINS THAT WILL DEMOGRAPHICALLY REPLACE THEM FOREVER
Christian Phillips
The House of Lords won't pass the Article 50 Act. The Commons are irrelevant in this matter. Brexit will not happen.
Eli Scott
How do they vote?
Jason Rodriguez
>Roosevelt
This after Franklin as well? Do these people know that this is ENGLAND?
Jacob Peterson
I think the Parliament feed may work internationally too, but don't quote me on that
I reckon somewhere like Morningstar?, or a generic left Uni Student Paper? plenty of shit doss holes for him.
Jonathan Martinez
ORDER ORDER
HEAR HERE
WWWAAAYYYY
John Carter
>PEOPLE DIDN'T VOTE TO BE POORER They say this, but I voted Leave knowing that there would be a financial hit. I would rather pay more for things than stay in the EU and I still stand by that.
John Anderson
Don't think too much, goy. Just agree and yell.
Eli Richardson
What are the parliament acts
They'll whine but even the tories are turning against them now, they're on very thin ice
Nathan Phillips
THE LORDS HAVE BEEN OUTRIGHT NEUTERED BY YOUR GOD-EMPEROR BLAIR, YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW LIE IN IT.
Daniel Turner
They don't pay as well
Gabriel Thompson
Flacid length or chubbiest chode
Cooper Garcia
It's a non sequitr but it's pretty effective.
I mean you can't literally say "yes they did". Like "have you stopped beating your wife"
Joseph Barnes
The Houses of Banter.
Adrian Bell
That's quite a wierd coat of arms for Britain there. I knew that the national animal representation of Scotland was the Unicorn, but I have never actually seen it expressed as such visually.
Samuel Rivera
They were the only consistent press who baked remain. The rest sat on the fence and backed both to maximise profits. I strongly doubt any of the other press cared if leaving be EU was a good decision and if they do now regret it.
Landon Price
1000 YEAR LIB DEM REICH
Carson Ross
>she
Source?
Nathaniel Gray
>what is the internet
Jayden Hernandez
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Wyatt Ortiz
They will eventually, but People with too much money desire to own these loss making Papers. It's a bit like when plebs win the lottery, they buy a country Pub in the middle of nowhere. It is the same emotion, a perceive glamour in a failing industry. Also if you are Super rich, it is sometimes useful to lose a few quid somewhere for tax purposes. But I agree the Guardians losses are too much.
Blake Wright
He probably hasa lucrative side business in lecturing on the uni circuit. workilng class hero my 'harris.
Plus all the fresher pussy he could ever want.
Jaxon Lewis
Yeah that's true. One thing I'll give the Remainers, they have arguments that are flimsy but take time to answer in a proper manner.
