Brit/pol/ - Bercow would you please LOCK THE DOOOOOOOR Edition

>Watch the Article 50 debate LIVE and catch up with all its highlights so far
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/01/theresa-may-eu-bill-brexit-pmqs-live2/

>Leaked report from the City: "The EU will lose out if Britain gets a bad deal"
theguardian.com/business/2017/feb/01/eu-brexit-deal-city-leaked-report-european-parliament-article-50

>Public would rather May didn't walk away with no deal from the EU
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/public-rejects-theresa-may-s-take-it-or-leave-it-threat-to-leave-the-eu-with-no-deal-a7555921.html

>Labour's incoherent position on Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/29/labours-incoherent-position-on-article-50

>Prince Charles urged to tackle Trump over climate change
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/29/prince-charles-climate-change-trump-visit-britain

>Pro-EU MPs seeking to "obfuscate, dilute and delay" Article 50 proceedings
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/31/parliament-kicks-brexit-bill-debate-david-davis-accuses-europhile/

>UKIP in Stoke - A quick rundown
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38808154

>Former EU diplomat claims they're going to charge us £50,000,000,000 to leave; Britain disagrees
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/01/britain-charged-50-billion-brexit-divorce-bill-sir-ivan-rogers/

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What is her endgame?

nth for ORRRDAAAAA

Sweet dreams, Wilbur.

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A haggis in every house and a Mohammed in every bedroom

Being a colossal hypocrite.

Feels good

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tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc parliament

GET IT ON

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Who /anti-workersrights/ here?

How this minx lads?

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bregsit gancelled :DDD

t. ess en bee

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>he let the baby in
>trying to inflate our majority

Gettin so close lads.

independent.co.uk/news/donald-trump-fascist-video-mp-dennis-skinner-boris-johnson-a7553881.html

It's actually pretty sad how the hysteria surrounding Trump has infected even the British Parliament.

Dennis Skinner called Trump a "facist", despite not having any grounds of evidence for it.
When the media demonize Trump to such an extent that people literally think they're defying Hitler when they attend these protests and sign these petitions, it's fucking dangerous.

Even someone with the slightest critical thinking could see how ridiculous this has become.
THESE ARE ELECTED MP'S WHO WE CHOOSE TO REPRESENT US.

Lads I'm nervous

HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW, BREXIT MONGS

Who /Bradshaw guide/ here?

>"I say to the honourable lady, don't be sheepish about it. The baby can come in the house, it's alright!"

>"Hah, one more person in the house they're trying to increase our majority."

NOT LEGALLY BINDING REEEEE

>Bringing a babby into the chamber

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How good must it feel to be Bill Cash right now

"We want to be an independent country inside the European Union."

>Dennis Skinner called Trump a "facist", despite not having any grounds of evidence for it.
I'd say Trump is a facist 2bh, has a beautiful wife.

Getting last night's haggis stirred after being given an irn bru

Needless to say if she gets her way I'm heading south

Slow down with the memes and carefully explain to me what is happening.

Is the bill CURRENTLY at second reading, and this vote will proceed it to committee stage?

>Labour's Shadow Scottish Secretary voted for the motion
>likely to now get the sack

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

W-we'll be ok user

Well Dennis Skinner isn't exactly known for his restraint to be fair

that's SIR bill cash to you

I would sniff her seat

What's the film where she gets her tits out?

when mohammed can't stir the haggis because its not halaal

Redpill me on Corbyn. Is he really hates the UK and Western civilisation in general?

>Around 7.15pm: MPs will then vote on the main motion - to give the article 50 bill a second reading. This is the main vote. The numbers will be much the same as on the first vote, although there may be a few MPs who want to vote against the bill at second reading but who draw the line at supporting an SNP amendment.

>Around 7.30pm: MPs will then vote for the programme motion. This is the motion that sets a three-day timetable for the debate on the rest of the bill. Without a programme motion the government would not be able to guarantee getting its bill through the Commons on time. Labour MPs are not opposing the programme motion, but there may be more MPs voting against the government on this vote than on the first two. That is because there are some opposition MPs who accept that the bill should go through, but who think more time should be set aside for debate.

(((Scottish "National" Party [sic])))

lol

don't they only have one scottish mp, are they going to have a shadow scotland secretary not a scottish mp

Literal gommunist

ORDER ORDER

>Brexit happening
>guardian destruction imminent

Good day

>Watching Channel 4 news
>Smug uppity reporter acts aghast when he interviews local people in Stoke and finds that they're going to vote UKIP
>spends the rest of the article trying to crack the Nutt
Real strong bubble these people live in huh?

kinda

If digits parliament passes a bill for the harrying of Scotland

Yes he really does.

He praised the IRA.

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It'll be vegan tofu haggis

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@110480422
Bloody Reddit stinking up the place

>mfw all the leavefags in aberdeen and the highlands thrash the snp in may by flooding the polling stations

LOCK
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DOORS
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no idea how business stuff works but doesn't this imply they can keep going for years

YES!

LET THE HARRYING COMMENCE! SHINE THOSE SWORDS LADS!

>channel 4
There's your problem

it's currently at second reading i think

le nationist partay hahahd. english eff off hahaggg. indipendince liii;l

On The Road

>MPs vote to reject SNP amendment to block Brexit bill, 100 for 336 against
S N P B T F O

3 minutes until remoaner butt devastation.

resignation before its revealed SNP mismanagement has fucked Scotland up to Greek/Irish levels

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10 years at that rate

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Distract everyone from noticing she cant do her job by pushing indyref to big up that mad dosh

>336 against
>650 MPs

>UNLOCK

How big will the cheer be when the result is announced?

Not seen many papers being waved in the air in recent years in like the glory days. Hope it gets raucous.

NIGEL FARAGE ON LBC RADIO

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Got words from some sources inside the commons, it's been voted down by a small margin. Looks like we'll have a general election on our hands.

youtu.be/yJd2bHwVnLE
What did he mean by this?

rights aren't real

>wake up
>turn on tv
>it happens to be on bbc news
>see nicola sturgons face talking
>quickly switch channels
>morning still ruined

Any moment now lads.

>@

stop fucking doing this

They're not all there, apparently 236 is all that's needed for a majority tonight

Reminder we have self confessed subhumans here
A Q U I C K R U N D O W N
British flag
>gypsy
>curry muncher-"Scottish" mongrel
>quadroon
>mulatto
>yemeni
>iberian kike
>ukranian
>racemixer(chink wife)
>racemixer(quadroon preg gf)
>racemixer(korean pig wife)
>pon-"English" mongrel
>1/8 kike "Brit"
>chink
>Anglosphere gook/chink/pon
>kike randposter
>bomber rimmer the footfag kike
>Preuße - paedo
>meme merchant - autistic warmonger
ukrainian kike(Russian flag)
JIDF kike(SA flag)
Toothpaste the CIVIC halfbreed(Dutch)

YOU'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

Where were the others? Abstain?

>tfw the political poofter from school unfollows you for retweeting this

>not watching what's going on in the Commons

Come on lad..

It's 7:30PM wtf are you doing just waking up now

I can see Boris' scruffy head I think

Top lel, fucking tic tac head.

t. Nintendo employee

my dad works at nintendo. he said Hillary clinton will be made president of Britain. Goodbye Brexit!

Ayes to the left 401
Nays to the right 131

THE AYES HAVE IT

It's one thing to want an independent Scotland and another to support the SNP who think Pakis and Negroes can be Scottish.

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JUST

Lost it at the thumbnail kek

>aberdeen
lovely city, shit people

Carswell's not in his usual spot

Excellent. You little Englanders won't know what's hit you!

Doing both

Stop proxy roleplaying and go back to you Galilee masters