Going to Amsterdam

Going there for a few months with my wife, what is there to do for fun?

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Museums and looking at architecture. Other than that, Amsterdam is hugely overrated.
Also, not politics.

legally buy and eat psilocybin-containing truffles and then fuck each others brains out

For a few months or in a few months? Because a few days in Amsterdam is already way too much.

Going to be staying in apartment for contract work

Is that really legal? Where do I go?

If you are used to living among junkies and shitskins you will enjoy your time.

The only white people left there are leftie soccer moms and tourists ofcourse.

Amsterdam can be fun for a few days but living there for a few months? Fuck no. Ofcourse it depends on where your appartment will be.

it's full of Muslims, Antifa and other degenerate trash.

I won't have a ton of time for fun because of work, plus I'm not use to riding a bike everywhere.

Where is best place to eat downtown area?

Bike lanes everywhere in the whole country so don't worry about that. Seriously, that's the least thing you have to worry about. Where's your appartment?

Alright then since Amsterdam is the degeneracy capital of the world what nice spots should I take my mates to when I returnto the Netherlands as an adult.

I told to get ready to ride a bike there and don't get mugged by the Turks. Wanna take them to kabouter buttplug if that statue still stands and also Scheveningen

Go to a few amusement parks, yes getting high from the local coffee shop in my town.

Go on the pannekoeken boat in Rotterdam

What else is there to do Dutch anons?

Berenhap met pindasaus

kankerlekker vriend

You forgot to mention that everything is flat, where I live now there are 20 degree inclines and 40 degree weather

Seconded. Everywhere you go it's full of
>Antifa squatters
>junkies
>Immigrants
>Shit tier tourists
>Yuppies
>Arrogant university students
>Rude as fuck people
Which is a shame because a long time ago it used to be a nice city and the legitimate old-school Amsterdam people are god tier. Luckily the """city""" is actually the size of an over glorified village, so you can easily go visit some place that is outside of it.

headshops, theyre everywhere.

negers schieten met sjon en henk

>a long time ago
rond 2000 was Amsterdam nog een prima stad om te vertoeven, tegenwoordig is het hel op aarde.

Hazenstraat, we will be renting with roomate

A place called Kokopelli.

Get the strong shit with a picture of a dragon on it.

Have brutal anal sex while imagining yourselves as two grizzly bears.

What is the nicest "city" to visit in the Netherlands at this stage
>Den Haag
>Rotterdam
>Utrecht

Ooh also want to take them to the place in Zeeland with all the dams

Google maps hazenstraat
First thing you see is a gay flag

>Den haag, Rotterdam
lol same as Amsterdam except Rotterdam is even worse.

Utrecht is OK though, bunch of cocky uni students but the shitskins keep themselves contained in their shitty neighborhoods.

Don't listen to these people. I live in Amsterdam and it's great. Best city in the Netherlands. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
Dutch people just like to hate on Amsterdam, because they're jealous of our success.
-The city is fucking gorgeous. Lot's of cities and towns are pretty in the Netherlands just not on the scale of Amsterdam.
- The majority of the people are highly educated, creative and fun.
- There's great atmosphere of freedom
- The best nightlife in the country. Many great bars and clubs.
- Best museums of the country and some of them can be ranked in the top of the world.
- Legal Weed and chill parks (lot's of green)
- Lot's of energy on the streets unlike the rest of the Netherlands were you can fire a canon after 8 and know one would notice.
- Hardly any PVV-voters (I'm voting Klaver btw)
- Young women outnumber the amount of young men.
You'll love it.
>stay mad provinciaaltjes

Ive went there when I was 18. Thats old enough to drink and buy weed there it was a ton of fun.

Check out the Bulldog Coffee Shop. Its like a bar but with weed instead of alchohol. Lots of Dutch qts there

>gay flag
lol
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Do all the drugs.
Every nigger in the street will sell you good quality coke, h, mdma, pills, etc.
Also try that bomb super silver haze and amnesia haze.
Don't try designer drugs shit they offer at headshops.

Biggest problem in Amsterdam is probably ANGLO TOURISTS

haha epic

This except i vote for Wilders just like many other students

I'll try and get the flag and bring it back to the US for you

Also, don't fucking take pictures of the hookers in red light district AND DON'T DRINK IN THE STREETS.

You can light a joint and snort coke in front of the police, but if they catch you drinking in the streets, it's 600€ fine

Actually now you tell me about that it reminded me of a time when I was 9. We would always go to this Chinese restaurant in Chinatown in Den Haag. We would always walk past this little church on our way there and it was surrounded by a tiny wall and a courtyard. As a kid I could remember people doing needles and stuff.

>Check out the Bulldog Coffee Shop. Its like a bar but with weed instead of alchohol. Lots of Dutch qts there
The Bulldog is the biggest tourist trap there is. Bad weed for high prices. And i can assure you no Dutch people go there unless if they work there.

kidde pedo shit

taste the rainbow with your wife.

Foodhallen

Weed, mushrooms, hookers

This is actually a pretty good answer.
Well done Mario.

Imma go to my local one in Zoetermeer already know how to get there

>Check out the Bulldog Coffee Shop. Its like a bar but with weed instead of alchohol. Lots of Dutch qts there
No. If you want to smoke weed, might as well get the fuck out of Amsterdam and go to a smaller town. Most if not all towns have coffeeshops where they don't ask tourist prices.

>Weed, mushrooms, hookers
This is why everyone here hates anglo tourists. Literally the worst tourists we have.

>might as well get the fuck out of Amsterdam and go to a smaller town
There are tons of quality shops in Amsterdam, places like the Dampkring and Boerejonges probably have some of the best weed in the Netherlands.

>If you are used to living among junkies and shitskins you will enjoy your time.

Haven't seen a single junkie here in years.

Ignore all the farmers, OP, they know nothing and are just jealous they don't live in the best city of the country.

Quick turn this in something cool

Are the Turks there still as bad as I remember. Heard Ali B went through a phase where his music is more mature.

My mom used to say that they would always over react

Also make sure you go to some Indonesian restaurants there,
Part-Indo here

You can find pretty much anything you need to know here:
iamsterdam.com/en

And don't waste your time smoking weed or stating at hookers - you can do that at home.

Catch aids, eat cheese, die of aids

>(I'm voting Klaver btw)

>My mom used to say that they would always over react
Dutchies or Beady-eyed anglo tourtists?

>. I live in Amsterdam and it's great.
> Best city in the Netherlands.
great in terms of netherlands cities at least kek

it's overrated, overpriced, and the woman are some of the worst in the world.

danish guys i've met are typically chill but so cucked I should just shoot them to take them out of their misery. at least in death your wife you don't have to do the laundry.

What else do you think your country has?

Are you mad because he didn't say clogs and windmills?

>Catch aids, eat cheese, die of aids
This guy has a point.
Under no cicrumstances touch the British tourists

>Ooh also want to take them to the place in Zeeland with all the dams
Do this. The smaller cities tend to be a lot more atmospheric imo.
>muh nightlife
>muh people on the streets
>unironically thinking Amsterdam is a world class city
This is what always makes me cringe. I have lived in a city with over 8 million people for quite some time and you don't have the faintest idea what a horribly boring little yokel village Amsterdam is in comparison.

The beady eyed anglos of course, they literately shit themselves when they saw a cop.

>it's overrated, overpriced, and the woman are some of the worst in the world.
>He doesnt like tall blond women

>danish guys
Maybe you had better luck with them. This is not Denmark though.

This.

Don't be a dumb person, ignore the drugs.
Amsterdam is the capital of a centuries old empire, it offers an amazing amount of unique heritage for you to explore.

Some suggestions:
Rijksmuseum (you are going to need more than 1 day for this).
Van Gogh Museum.
Stedelijk Museum (city museum).
Canal boat tour is worth it.
Go shopping.
Go drink some awesome coffee in a hipsterish coffee place, avoid starbucks and coffee company.
Eat dutch pancakes with apple and cinnamon at the pancake bakery.
Eat poffertjes (you will hate it or love it).
Eat raw herring.
If you are here in spring, take a day trip to the Keukenhof.
If you want to see a real dutch city, and not an american colony, go visit Utrecht or the Hague by train, keep in mind its only 20 minutes away, cheap and easy.
Visit the Vondelpark for a stroll.
Enjoy dutch an flemish beer at a cafe.
Visit the Westerkerk.
You're on poll, so probably dont want to visit the Anne Frank house.
Artis is a gorgeous zoo.

Enjoy! And please remember, we have bike lanes here, don't walk on them or you will either be hit by a speeding bike or be incredibly annoying to the natives who have to avoid all the fucking tourists.

Ali B is a Moroccan.
Yes, he's all mature and taken serious now.

Turks only cause problems for other Turks.

Moroccans are several times more likely to commit crimes than whites, but even in majority Moroccan neighborhoods you have far less crime than an average American city.
I live right next to what's supposed to be the worst neighborhood in the Netherlands, and I never felt unsafe there.

>but even in majority Moroccan neighborhoods you have far less crime than an average American city.
Thats because they dont break into their own homes...

Amsterdam is shit. People from there have a sense of superiority just like most people from their nations capitals do. You get the same problem with people from NYC or London or Paris.

Thanks for the tips, will also take the to the afsluitdijk (if that's what its called) and with the smaller towns as in places with maybe 200k to 400k people any recommendations? I used to come from Zoetermeer and that is a shithole by textbook definition

T. Zeewolde.

>Dutch people just like to hate on Amsterdam, because they're jealous of our success.

True.
But it's also because us Amsterdammers are arrogant as fuck and tend to look down on the rest of the country - this triggers the farmer.

Haarlem is very nice.
Its like Amsterdam but smaller and w/o the tourism.

Make sure to visit Rotterdam as well mate. Amsterdam is full of hipsters and tourists.

Rotterdam is full of niggers and... niggers

Still, a playground for modern architecture.

You're wrong, Rotterdam is a great city if you know the right places.

Are you a poofter?

>Still, a playground for modern architecture.
As long as that modern day architecture doesnt include a 10 meter electric fence im not convinced

Haarlem will have a look there, is it easier to by train everywhere or maybe for a trip to zeeland and groningen I would need to rent a car.

Also is Volendam a tourist trap or a good look at an ancient fishin town.

>they dont break into their own homes.

I used to think that as well.
But I've since heard that burglars prefer neighborhoods they know and are often opportunistic.

In any case I wouldn't worry about break-ins.
They hardly ever result in violence.
You're far more likely to encounter a violent criminal in the streets.

Sincere question: What do you think is so great about Amsterdam?

Why so ugly though?

Crap like this would never happen in Amsterdam.

and that's a good thing?

It's because Amsterdammers are so goddamn pretentious. Bunch of fucking commies and Correspondent readers.

t. Rotterdammer

Haarlem, Delft, Groningen, Den Bosch, Maastricht are all worth a visit. With the exception of Groningen en Maastricht, all of them are pretty close to each other, although it isn't too much of a hassle to visit those two cities either.

Go to the sexmuseum or a live sex-show, smoke dank weed, and try to dodge drunk british people

The Albert Heijn doesnt close at 20:00.

Smoke weed.See lots of bicycles.Realize how cold and distant those guys are.

>Desparados
>Cube houses (we almost were gonna live in one of them at one stage)
>the huge market
>the muslim neighbourhood
>the coffee shop there that is like right next to a supermarket
>the italian pizza place near the market (if its still open)
>great shopping

Used to live there for the last 3 months in the netherlands

Because some German assholes had to bomb the city and now we have Rem Koolhaas using it as a canvas for his exports.

>live sex-show
Fucking haram.

It is if you want to live above sea level.

What were you here for, study or work or something?

Only reason I went senpai

I liked Belgium better anyway

There is always plenty to do and places to go.
And everybody lives at cycling distance from each other.

I also like that nobody gives a fuck how you act or what you look like.

>Smoke weed.See lots of bicycles.Realize how cold and distant those guys are.
Were not really. Its just that people in Amsterdam have to deal with ALOT of tourists while going about their daily lives.
Most of the time these tourists are also high or drunk or both. It wears you down man.

Urgh, that shitty catholic frivolity. Its like they had a child play architect, no style at all.

Ik was daar geboren, geimigreerd toen ik twaalf jaar oud was.

why? it's like watching porn, but IRL

>I liked Belgium better anyway
Non-countries are naturally drawn to eachother i guess

Every place is shit when you smoke weed.

>want to see and do things?
>no, I rather sit here all day long and get high.

This is kinda true

>going to amsterdam with the wife

you're missing the point of going to amsterdam, friendo

yeah and murder is like killing someone in a videogame, but IRL

>you're missing the point of going to amsterdam, friendo
Nah mate, most people do, but he wont.

>Also is Volendam a tourist trap or a good look at an ancient fishin town.

Tourist trap

Do you watch porn together with 20 other people in a dank room?

Is styx on utrechtsestraat still going?