ITT : We pretend America nuked in 1 hour
RIP
ITT : We pretend America nuked in 1 hour
RIP
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The world loses half its weight
That's about all, peace out.
Implying we didnt nuke ourselves just so the rest of the world could have a fair fight
See ya Ameribros
I live in Toledo, I'll just take a boat across to Canada
What would honestly be the kind of posts you would make if nuclear war broke out because of some rogue middle eastern country starting some shit?
When we become irradiated and full of monsters who want to kill us I can finally feel the way an australian feels every day
Ok now what happens when we bomb monkey town?
The world loses 1.25 billion talking apes, and is 17% cleaner.
The nuclear heat will glass all the street poops and creat pooinlootanium and we will use it to power our fusion reactors and propel us to the stars
>the butthurt
I apologise for posting your mom's pic without your permission
What about the fallout? Are yuropeans safe?
Nobody left to defend you albaniggers, Serbs coming for you now, Kosovo reclaimed within 2 hours after the nuking without an organized force, just a bunch of volunteers with guns, because monkeys don't know how to operate firearms yet
America has one last meme. The ultimate red-pill.
What will we tell the world in our final words?
POO
>be burgerfat
>get nuked
Poetic justice.
Rest in black penises.
Ripperoni on Peperoni
and nothing of value was lost
I'd be regarding those digits
If we were getting nuked I'm pretty sure someone else is getting nuked as well.
>implying they're going to actually do it
they'll pussy out due to our superior firepower.
I can't wait to laugh at all of you paranoid fucks in an hour
keep your fucking diaspora in check shiptar
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS
Yes, Israel will be next.
...
NO, I WILL NOT LET HAPPEN
*Flies up into sky to catch warhead and throw it into Sun*
oh vey how horrible pray for america
I guess the abrams are now ours
Help, my wangblowz doesn't works!!! Do I need to do one thing?
It's just a prank, bro.
roughly 20 minutes until I get to prove all of you wrong
nobody will save albozergs now
DOES ANYONE WANT MY RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT???!@?!?!??
im happy, the worst parts of commiefornia will finally be cleansed.
10 minutes to /itsfuckingnothing/
have fun with the unwanted kids just like after 12/21/12
if america gets nuked, you dont want to know what happens to your faggot ass albaniashit.
At least i hope the wall will not get damaged
the worst thing about if we get nuked is that our irradiated hellhole becomes prime real estate for beaners and leafs
NOT ON MY WATCH
*teleports behind you*
if you save us we'll pay your debts for you
i guess the best thing you could do is get out of any area that's a likely target, and make sure you're not downwind of one either.
320 million americans has a lot of white males so surely this benefits a greater cause
>1 Hour
Why would you faggots be posting here and not seeking and underground shelter
If America is ever nuked, it's game over for all of humanity
spoken like a true American!
without our guidance the world will fall