Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>Leaked report from the City: "The EU will lose out if Britain gets a bad deal"
theguardian.com/business/2017/feb/01/eu-brexit-deal-city-leaked-report-european-parliament-article-50

>Public would rather May didn't walk away with no deal from the EU
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/public-rejects-theresa-may-s-take-it-or-leave-it-threat-to-leave-the-eu-with-no-deal-a7555921.html

>Labour's incoherent position on Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/29/labours-incoherent-position-on-article-50

>Prince Charles urged to tackle Trump over climate change
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/29/prince-charles-climate-change-trump-visit-britain

>Pro-EU MPs seeking to "obfuscate, dilute and delay" Article 50 proceedings
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/31/parliament-kicks-brexit-bill-debate-david-davis-accuses-europhile/

>UKIP in Stoke - A quick rundown
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38808154

>Former EU diplomat claims they're going to charge us £50,000,000,000 to leave; Britain disagrees
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/01/britain-charged-50-billion-brexit-divorce-bill-sir-ivan-rogers/

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watermouthcastle.com/gnome_land.html
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Imperial Leather

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You literally stole this shitpost off someone.
Off yourself.

>names and personal addresses of everyone who voted against this
...that can't be a real image can it?

It sure is

Fucking kek

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/"Imperial Leather"/page/10/

Source your claim

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Just you wait

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REMINDER that this CUNT wants to DESTROY our NHS

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What the actual fuck. Is that front page real?

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>Brexit is real

Glorious

yep

I love this kind of shit on both sides of the pond

>Labour melts down
>Dnc melts down

holy fuck do these people have to have everyone in an ideological lockstep? And they call us the autists

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uhh...

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Labour have been in meltdown for over a year

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Okay, I'm ready for you apology.

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YESSSS

>there are genetically inferior males in this thread RIGHT now

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I'm scared for you Britain, you media is even more batshit insane than ours

We must secure free movement of ARYANS.

I can't believe its actually happening. Are we really Brexiting at last?

Is the future going to be better or worse?

Aesthetic af

>"aand now, user from Swansea, user from Swansea what do you think about Jeremy Corbyn?"
>"hello Nigel"
>"hello"
>"...."
>"hello? ano-"
>"*coughs* hello Nigel I just erm wanted to .... *cough*"
>"hello?"
>"Rothschilds bow to the erm.. Bogdanoffs ... You likely have Bogdabots inside you right no-"
>"ahh and I think we've lost user, but user I agree and we really need to look at Jeremy Corbyn and ask: will he connect with the old Labour vote I don't think so, now John from York, hello John"

heh... b-based brit/pol/

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It is the best soap tho.

>Betray will of the people

Why was the cutoff 50% and not 60%? Shouldn't the stakes be a little more important?

>About to go on a trip that will take two years to complete
>Get in the car
>HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE ARRIVED AFTER ALL THIS TIME, BASED MAY

We'll be loading them up on the new fleet of Refinery Ships soon, I cannot wait till they sail towards the coast of Germany.

l-lads, I cannot find my scottish folder for my life and need to irritate some Scots
can you post scots memes?

That was rightly so, spurged out.

1 Land Rover, Jaguar, Rolls Royce, Vauxhall
2 & 3 North Sea
4 GlaxoSmithKline and AstraZeneca
5 Rolls Royce
6 No idea
7 Rolls royce
8 Whisky & Gin
9 North Sea
10 Land Rover, Jaguar, Rolls Royce, Vauxhall
11 Land Rover, Jaguar, Rolls Royce, Vauxhall
12 Druids

What happened?

What? Did this happen?

I didn't phone it today, I was at the gym

please be nice i am not a fast-in-the-head at this point in the evening.

When did this happen?

Why is Sup Forums sliding so fast right now? Am I missing a happening? Or was it because I was btfoing so hard in a holocaust denial thread?

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shut up you bore

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"""""""""""Gym""""""""""

me and the wife, lads.

Proof.

I once went ot a place as a kid called gnome world where they had tons of gnomes like that. Was pretty good.

You mean you disagree with me

My word threads are only lasting for 13 minutes surely the fat fuck jannies have to crack down on the worthless spam threads

sorry it's gnome land

watermouthcastle.com/gnome_land.html

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Woah it's february already.
That fucking hit me.

"If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?"

I…don't know. What…could he do? What would you tell him?"

To shrug.

Why the hell would you want them tracking you like that?

Hey lads what do you think independent UK will be actually like?

>doubting B A S E D MUMMY MAY
>ever

Very global and outward-looking and internationalist

Tolerance will be mandatory

Are the Wombles connected to the Pedo-network?

My area (stockport, and I am on the outskirts here in the peaks) voted remain so I have little issue with stockport voting that way. Any MP that went against their constituent should be removed from office by their constituents.

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Based Liz with 250,000

If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?

you just know...

Probably same as now but its been fun telling the EU to fuck off and getting Verhofstadt upset.

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Just as shit as it is now.
Did you seriously think anything would change by drawing a cross on a piece of paper?

"Keep at it"

The costumes is where they kept the kids.

British news papers best papers

Congrats Brits.

Remnber buy british zupport your local pub.

Drinking gin tonic for you guys.

Have to wit till 2020 for that.

Wont that be a year for hindsight for Labour.

Get cancer and die

ABSOLUTE STATE of the Mail

Too keep track of how often you go there.

They are open 24/7 (PureGym), and to do that they need to have these entrance pod things that only one person can go through and you need to enter your personal identification number to gain access and to leave. They look a bit like the MI5 doors in Spooks, not sure if they have them in MI5 in real life.

pic related, though not my gym

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."

*to

I have no idea what we really export desu

>when you try to outwit and evade the spooks but then you become even more spooked than when you started

Just realised I didn't go past the end of my road all last month... or this year

why?

>Orin, Etienne, Sapphire

We are truly damned.

I think the EU will retaliate by banishing the Brits onto a damp and wet, soggy, eternally cloudy island somewhere in the North Atlantic...

Because you and Atlas are fucking cunts and i'm sick of you two

No job?

I did twice. For muh bennies

>7 links
>3 Guardian, an Independent and a BBC

i prefer andrew ryan to atlas/fontaine myself too