RAGE IN THE CAGE: DELEGATES V. BIRDS EDITION

What the fuck is this awesomeness. CNN hates them both so I can't see them giving either one the edge. This is gonna be good.

Who's gonna step up to set up the stream that night?

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This is now a Ted thread.

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Ted is going to destroy Bernie and do what Donald didn't do in the primaries

What's that? Lose?

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Even the /r/politics fags say Bernie is gonna get destroyed.

As in Ted is going to BTFO Bernie. Donald didn't do that during the primaries.

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> 9pm

Tucker or 2 irrelevant failed party nominees?

>Bernie
>Ted
>Irrelevant
Lots of left wing faggots look up to Bernie. Don't you want to seem him crushed once and for all?

This is going to be totally cringe. Sanders is actually just going to flame Trump for two hours while Ted talks about Socialism and the Constitution.

The debate Sanders, hand it over.

This isn't over yet. Trump has been inaugurated but Ted Cruz could still win over a majority of the unbound delegates through a grassroots conscience vote

I'm really conflicted here.
I want to see Sanders get fucked
But I don't want to give CNN any kind of ratings

This meme just isn't the same without it being about Bernie. I think it's because Bernie and his supporters are 10x worse than the worst Cruzmissle.

if there's one thing I loved about Cruz is that he had no qualms about outright shitting on leftists and Sanders is nothing but a broken record who keeps parroting MUH 99%! MUH HEALTHCARE! While never having any actual talking points. Cruz will destroy him and Trump will probably reward Cruz, maybe with a title of Count in the new empire

cnn still wants ratings and they don't need to shill that hard since we are out of election season

>The call that saved Dahnald

The only way they think they'll get any attention for this is to hype it up like an MMA fight. How sad

>I'ts too late Dahnald
>I've infiltrated the cyber
>theres no way out now

youtu.be/aBN_dEA4jO0

>Dahnald I'm in!
>I've deleted the fake ballots that the CTR have used to vote!
>Its up to you now!

I'm an honorary Cruzmissile this week, I hope he smites that Jew-prick-bastard.

Cruz went the distance with Trump which is basically the political equivalent of a lifetime of training under Ip Man or something. He should have no problem with master-cuck.

No, please. I don't want to WAKE THE BABY BY GIGGLING THIS MUCH

>don't worry Dahnald, I've got this one

Viceroy Cruz sounds better

>Implying CNN really hates Sanders unless he's running against Hillary.

Can't just say that without some juicy screencaps my friend

Politics is not about elections, dumbshit.

what the fuck is wrong with his fucking nose

it doesn't matter how well cruz debates because sanders will just appeal to the audience with "dude everyone deserves free shit you're unreasonable if you disagree"

Mixed race, ~15% native plus apparently he got beat up in high school

Will they be watching?

crypto jew
As part of his intense training his schnozz was circumcized.

They already determined the outcome of the debate.

There is nothing wrong with him, he's a fine upstanding citizen and patriot of the United States.

yare yare daze

this

>implying the bogs are the only one who control the dimmensions

Who are these guys? Can someone give me a quick rundown?

Neither Ted Cruz or Bernie Sanders is irrelevant.

Keep up with politics.

Okay heres the quick rundown
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal bood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>invented the quantum wheel
>Strong ties to the French prime minister; evidence to suggest that they influence his every move, pushing for policies meant to weaken the nation's moral fabric so that they might rule over them without difficulty
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>Said to be very violent and intimidating in private
>Keep the electric car down to put their own car based on string theory on the market
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

stream?

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>I've used all my power summoning the Amish Kai Dahnald! I've done my part Dahnald. Finish her!

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It's next week.

>Debate is about ObamaCare
what will Ted even have to say about this?

Leave Bernie to me, Dahnald.

:c

Depends on his motivation is for being there. He could be arguing his own case, staking out a position for the internal debate among Republicans which would be about deconstructing the ACA for its unconstitutionality or as to what damage it's inflicting on consumers, providers, and insurers alike, or he could be assuming a spokesman position for what the Republican caucus' plan going forward would be, that being some mealy mouthed put offs about coming up with a replacement that doesn't flirt with touching the D's new 3rd rail.

Is this going to be the best fight in season three?

Tedgeta vs King Cuck