Was chopping a tomato. This is what I found. Is God trying to tell me something?

Was chopping a tomato. This is what I found. Is God trying to tell me something?


>Germany should've won

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>Confirmation bias.

Tomatoes come from the new world.
The 4th reich must come from the US.

That tomato is really square.

That means you're a faggot. Why are you chopping tomatoes at your dusty masturbatorium?

Confirm this, bitch

Was gonna make a make a sandwich.
It's not it's fault man.

lol
Everyone should Make that your profile pic on faggot book. Normies Would be clueless

No if you take a slice from the middle it looks like that

"I don't get it. It's just a tomato."

So is this what Germany was planning all along? To secretly hide subliminal messages in their tomatos so people would support them?

>Tomatoes are from the New World
>Often used in Italian cuisine
>Looks like a German/Prussian army insignia

Weird...

Based GMO

weren't you arrested?

Ja.

You now have to go on a Crusade armed only with tomatoes.

Bingo. Could be said that it's a sign of unity against trump

DEUS VULT!!

>Germany should've won
Led by Gottkanzler Schulz we will win this time

Seems legit

The funny thing is they'd believe it

>2nd January

fake

I'm up for it

4 u

Should I eat it

>inb4
>Adolf
>Hope

Are tomatoes /our fruit/?

I'm eating it. Shit tastes like a room temperature tomato

I feel like I am being summoned.

Hello. My name is Simon.

Bombin

>He fell for the "tomato is a fruit" disinfo
Let me know when you're grown up enough to take the veggie pill and become truly enlightened.

Do your tomatoes taste like water, too? All our tomatoes are from netherlands, and they taste like fucking nothing.

Rate my reich

It did have a watery taste to it honestly.

>Shit tastes like a room temperature tomato
colour me fucking surprised

>Not selling slices on (((eBay)))

Dropped the ball, America.

Ikr I was like "woaaaah holy shit"

This is my trophy yo. i got something I could tell my grandkids.

he's being epic and copying the file name of the canadian guy who did it.

Let's all do it.

It'd be hilarious if people set this as their profile picture and said it was a sign against trump to be honest.

...

Look at this article:
nationalturk.com/en/tomatoes-are-christian-egyptian-salafi-group-discovered-20108/

Mein neger

fpbp

Ayyyy

>not eating sweet handpicked tomatoes

Great fuckin thread lad

if it's watery it could be from too much water or it's a gmo.

Ayyyy senpai

fuck off shill

> German cross
> GERMAN

Ight i think I'm gonna go now. Reich Tomato has got some shit to do tomorrow and I'm tired. Sleep tight Reich Tomato.

>epic
Back before the dark times of redditfags we called it being edgy

Legitimately CUTE

The square shape and big heart leads me to believe it's a pomodori grown in a Dutch glass house.

Your tomatoes are bad and you should feel bad. Seriously, find another way to get rid of your excess swamp water already.

Sweet dreams, Reich Tomato.

We call them all pomodori, what's the difference?

Confirm this dick bitch

It's pamidory in Russian
Why do we have the same word? I don't think our languages should be related

dry that shit out and make it into a suveneir

>russia being retarded

what else is new

You were influenced a bit by the byzantine empire so that might be the cause

It's 4:30 AM and I just got undrunk frigg off

tomatoes weren't discovered until about a century after the fall of the eastern roman empire, and weren't widely eaten until much later (you fucking idiot).

Anyway the greek for tomato is ντομάτα which isn't from the Italian root, but the Spanish which derive it from the native word for the fruit.

Do you guys have brains to think about this shit with? Nouns don't generally work like the rest of a language, they're freely passed around cultures. Every language on earth has the same word root for "tea", which is the chinese "cha" because they discovered it and sold it as such.

sorry, you're cool

Frig off and give me some of that self-made turnip vodka, Sergej.

Ayy that makes sense, thanks user

Deus vult

>tomatoes weren't discovered until about a century after the fall of the eastern roman empire
I knew that nigger, maybe how we came up with the word they came up with it too

Man you did a shit job cutting it. Pretty sure you could have preserved the shape!