Guise, I missed the Rogan/Jones meeting of the minds

Guise, I missed the Rogan/Jones meeting of the minds.
Can someone give me a quick rundown?

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You're a dumb nigger

Fuck off CTR, or ShareBlue, or whatever else you're calling yourselves these days

"hey guys can you explain the meaning of the universe to me in a quick rundown"

Inter-dimensional aliens seeded earth and are sending brain signals to the elite allowing us to transcend also there is a bad force that wants us to turn ourselves into machines. Also Obama isn't from Kenya

just watch it:

youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

Thermal nuclear red pills

----MOST UPDATED LIST----
DRONES EXISTED SINCE WW2, NOW HIGHLY ADVANCED AND WIDELY DEPLOYED

OCEAN UNDER THE MOON

STANLEY KUBRICK FAKED MOON LANDING WITH GOVERNMENT HELP

OBELISK ON PHOBOS

INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS ARE VERY REAL

STARS ACT AS GATEWAYS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS

HUMANITY ARE THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS FOR MACHINE CONSCIOUSNESS

HUMANS ARE CONNECTED TO OTHER DIMENSIONS...SOMEHOW

ELITE PEDOPHILE TECHNOCRATS ARE THE GLOBALISTS

ELITES INCLUDE BILDERBERG GROUP, CLUB OF ROME, DAVROS, SOROS

ELITES TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL BEINGS

THESE LOW-FREQUENCY BEINGS ARE PSYCHIC VAMPIRES

ELITES WANT TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY AND WIPE OUT REMAINS WITH BIOWEAPONS

GOOGLE IS HELPING ELITE BUILD A PSYCHIC HIVEMIND-POWERED MATRIX CAPABLE OF VIEWING THE FUTURE VIA SUBDIMENSIONAL FOLD-SPACE WITH THE INTENT OF MANIPULATING THE TIMELINE

FACEBOOK IS AN INFORMATION CONTROL ARM OF ILLUMINATI

HAARP WEATHER MODIFICATION

LEGAL CHEMTRAIL TESTING ON CITIZENS

OBAMA'S MOTHER WAS SEX OPERATIVE

ANDERSON COOPER PART OF CIA WIMP DIVISION

HILLARY CLINTON PEDOPHILE SERIAL KILLER HAVING 2 SEIZURES PER HOUR

CANADA EVEN MORE FUCKED THAN WE IMAGINED

PATRIOTS NOW IN OPEN REBELLION AGAINST ELITES

NERV REPUBLIC IS REAL

INTELLIGENCE AGENCY INTERNAL COUP

WIKILEAKS CAME FROM WITHIN PATRIOT AGENCIES

CIA BEING RETAKEN BY PATRIOTS ON OUR SIDE

WE CAME THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO HAVING MEDIA BLACKOUT VIA "MINISTRY OF TRUTH"

THE ELITES ARE LOSING TO THE FORCES OF LIBERTY

ALEX JONES IN FREQUENT DIRECT CONTACT WITH TRUMP

EDDIE BRAVO CONFIRMED WASTE OF SPACE, POSSIBLE SHILL

TRUMP IS REALLY TRULY HONESTLY /OURGUY/ AND POSSIBLY THE SAVIOR OF INDIVIDUALISM

DRONES EXISTED SINCE WW2, NOW HIGHLY ADVANCED AND WIDELY DEPLOYED

OCEAN UNDER THE MOON

STANLEY KUBRICK FAKED MOON LANDING WITH GOVERNMENT HELP

OBELISK ON PHOBOS

INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS ARE VERY REAL

STARS ACT AS GATEWAYS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS

HUMANITY ARE THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS FOR MACHINE CONSCIOUSNESS

HUMANS ARE CONNECTED TO OTHER DIMENSIONS...SOMEHOW

(((ELITE))) PEDOPHILE TECHNOCRATS ARE THE GLOBALISTS

(((ELITES))) INCLUDE BILDERBERG GROUP, CLUB OF ROME, DAVROS, SOROS

(((ELITES))) TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL BEINGS

THESE LOW-FREQUENCY BEINGS ARE PSYCHIC VAMPIRES

(((ELITES))) WANT TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY AND WIPE OUT REMAINS WITH BIOWEAPONS

GOOGLE IS HELPING (((ELITE))) BUILD A PSYCHIC HIVEMIND-POWERED MATRIX CAPABLE OF VIEWING THE FUTURE VIA SUBDIMENSIONAL FOLD-SPACE WITH THE INTENT OF MANIPULATING THE TIMELINE

FACEBOOK IS THE ILLUMINATI, ATTEMPTING TOTAL INFORMATION CONTROL

HAARP WEATHER MODIFICATION

LEGAL CHEMTRAIL TESTING ON CITIZENS

OBAMA'S MOTHER WAS SEX OPERATIVE

ANDERSON COOPER PART OF CIA WIMP DIVISION

HILLARY CLINTON PEDOPHILE SERIAL KILLER HAVING 2 SEIZURES PER HOUR

CANADA EVEN MORE FUCKED THAN WE IMAGINED

PATRIOTS NOW IN OPEN REBELLION AGAINST (((ELITES)))

NERV REPUBLIC IS REAL

INTELLIGENCE AGENCY INTERNAL COUP

WIKILEAKS CAME FROM WITHIN PATRIOT AGENCIES

CIA BEING RETAKEN BY PATRIOTS ON OUR SIDE

WE CAME THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO HAVING MEDIA BLACKOUT VIA "MINISTRY OF TRUTH"

THE ELITES ARE LOSING TO THE FORCES OF LIBERTY

ALEX JONES IN FREQUENT DIRECT CONTACT WITH TRUMP

EDDIE BRAVO CONFIRMED WASTE OF SPACE, POSSIBLE SHILL

TRUMP IS REALLY TRULY HONESTLY /OURGUY/ AND POSSIBLY THE SAVIOR OF INDIVIDUALISM

>OBELISK ON PHOBOS

>3.75 hrs.

Ain't NOBODY got time for that.

you don't have time to not watch it, it will save your life

Nobody who has actually watched the whole thing has returned to this dimension just yet, here's a small preview for you [pic related]

Moon made of water
Obelisk on moon
Chinese failed missions to the moon
Hilary stole 5 states
Bohemian grove
Weather control
Pedophile rings
Elites think they are telepathic vampires
Alex being fed direct info from Trump
Globalist elites working towards instrumentality
TWELVE DIMENSIONS
GRAVITY LEAKS
TAXES ARE ENERGY SIPHONS, VAMPIRIC ACTIONS

>HUMANS ARE CONNECTED TO OTHER DIMENSIONS...SOMEHOW

Well, that is not entirely false.

basically David Icke was right about everything.

3 hours wasnt long enough

>Alex being fed direct info from Trump
I want this to be true but it's obviously horseshit

>The best of we humans are in the 6th dimension.
>The elites are getting instructions from extra-dimensional beings to end our civilization to make way for a new one.

What a clusterfucked mess.

Edgy is still edgy. Controlled opposition Joe still doesn't fully understand the MK. Jones is still the master of deception.

>3 hours of Joe Rogan trying not to laugh

DRONES EXISTED SINCE WW2, NOW HIGHLY ADVANCED AND WIDELY DEPLOYED

OCEAN UNDER THE MOON

STANLEY KUBRICK FAKED MOON LANDING WITH GOVERNMENT HELP

OBELISK ON PHOBOS

INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS ARE VERY REAL

STARS ACT AS GATEWAYS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS

HUMANITY ARE THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS FOR MACHINE CONSCIOUSNESS

HUMANS ARE CONNECTED TO OTHER DIMENSIONS...SOMEHOW

(((ELITE))) PEDOPHILE TECHNOCRATS ARE THE GLOBALISTS

(((ELITES))) INCLUDE BILDERBERG GROUP, CLUB OF ROME, DAVROS, SOROS

(((ELITES))) TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL BEINGS

THESE LOW-FREQUENCY BEINGS ARE PSYCHIC VAMPIRES

(((ELITES))) WANT TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY AND WIPE OUT REMAINS WITH BIOWEAPONS

GOOGLE IS HELPING (((ELITE))) BUILD A PSYCHIC HIVEMIND-POWERED MATRIX CAPABLE OF VIEWING THE FUTURE VIA SUBDIMENSIONAL FOLD-SPACE WITH THE INTENT OF MANIPULATING THE TIMELINE

FACEBOOK IS THE ILLUMINATI, ATTEMPTING TOTAL INFORMATION CONTROL

HAARP WEATHER MODIFICATION

LEGAL CHEMTRAIL TESTING ON CITIZENS

OBAMA'S MOTHER WAS SEX OPERATIVE

ANDERSON COOPER PART OF CIA WIMP DIVISION

HILLARY CLINTON PEDOPHILE SERIAL KILLER HAVING 2 SEIZURES PER HOUR

CANADA EVEN MORE FUCKED THAN WE IMAGINED

PATRIOTS NOW IN OPEN REBELLION AGAINST (((ELITES)))

NERV REPUBLIC IS REAL

INTELLIGENCE AGENCY INTERNAL COUP

WIKILEAKS CAME FROM WITHIN PATRIOT AGENCIES

CIA BEING RETAKEN BY PATRIOTS ON OUR SIDE

WE CAME THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO HAVING MEDIA BLACKOUT VIA "MINISTRY OF TRUTH"

THE ELITES ARE LOSING TO THE FORCES OF LIBERTY

ALEX JONES IN FREQUENT DIRECT CONTACT WITH TRUMP

EDDIE BRAVO CONFIRMED WASTE OF SPACE, POSSIBLE SHILL

TRUMP IS REALLY TRULY HONESTLY /OURGUY/ AND POSSIBLY THE SAVIOR OF INDIVIDUALISM

I don't know where I heard this from, but the idea is that what we perceive is "God" is a being at the highest dimension, and "angels" are beings on the lower dimensions. Humans reign in the 3rd dimension but are inexplicably connected to the 4th in the form of time. Satan was "cast out of heaven", meaning he was sent down some dimensions, and now there is this interdimensional war between what would be explained as "heaven vs. hell" and humans are stuck in the middle of it all. Both sides are trying to recruit as many humans to their side as possible for the ultimate showdown.

They got pretty high and talked about awesome stuff for ~4 hrs.

Alex jones and Joe Rogan bow down the the Bogdanoffs

If you asked them they would deny it. Of course.

And in the bible, Satan gets cast into an abyss. Translation: God's gonna throw him into a super black hole.

Revelations reads like a fever-dream/acid trip. Who fucking knows.

Confident

He admitted that he's Bill Hicks by mistake

some mexican ruined the show