Most of us cunts didn't even want our PM

Most of us cunts didn't even want our PM.

But TurnCuck has ruined our shitposting reign for good.

Fuckin'.... cunts.

What do we do now boys?

Shitpost

Canada has been encroaching on your title for quite a while. It's time to give up the shitposting crown.

Its what aussies do best

>yfw bogan AND btfo

Cheer up, lad, just wait until he BTFOs Trudeau.

Make shitposting great again Australia. I know you can do it.

What the fuck are you on about cunt?

This.

If what Trump allegedly said to Turnbull is true after all of our receptiveness to the Trump administration, Canada is going to get torn a new asshole. Trudeau opposed Trump every step of the way because he didn't think he was going to win. Turnbull is a multimillionaire businessman, sort of like Trump (but still a cuck). Trudeau is a self proclaimed feminist dance teacher.

FUCK you JUST missed a sick get.

>If what Trump allegedly said to Turnbull is true
what did he allegedly say?

bend over

elect upsidedown hitler

Drown your sorrows in shitposting.

Mummy-posting all the way lad.

Send the refugees to USA anyway lol

now that's what i call a shitpost

>the fucking leaf
>anywhere near as good as us

What are you cunts waiting for? Mum needs us!

Welll...

Maybe you can get a job working for Schlomo or something? With their help you'll be back on top in no time!

Just sayin'

Make up for his failure by presenting supreme shitposts the likes of which this planet has never seen.

Why shitpost when you can Mum-post. Much less pressure familam.

lol implying aussies can ever be unseated as kings of shitposting

keep your head up, ya cunt

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Too comfy, it needs some more umph to tip the scale

Like this?

Luckily the retards to the left of Trudeau in parliament are loudly calling for him to condemn Trump because they think virtue signaling is more important than having a good working relationship with our most important neighbor. Trudeau will likely keep his mouth shut on the matter just to spite them. Also Trump has dirt on Trudeau's mom and I wouldn't put it pass Trump to start hitting below the belt if Trudeau gets too high and mighty

Trudeau will be told to call trump and get a zany intricate voice message disguised as trump actually speaking to him, ending with an annexation declaration.

Also, Malcolm Global doesnt represent true Aussies, he’s a bitch and got deservedly btfoed. The shitposting crown remains here.

I don't understand how this has ruined our shitposting reign.

This has nothing at all to do with shitposting. It's just some orange cunt blasting the shit out of our kike cunt PM, which he deserves.

>mfw Trump convinces Trudeau to give Alberta to the US

There's no evidence the call happened the way the (((MSM))) is reporting it.

I don't understand why everyone is taking what they say as fact.

Transport the cuck to Tassie, they'll sort him out, or rape him, or both

Canadians have "shit posts" but they do not "shitpost". Know the difference.

>ayy lmao

Fuck off I remember you from earlier today in the Daily White Thread by me.

Emu nigger.

Kill yourselves.

Nah.
You're slowly making better post.
The cycle of shitposting, created by a Rusfag-Leaf.

>Step one, country begins to mass export shitty posts.
>Step two, the shitty posts start to become ironic.
>In an attempt to make their posts more ironic they tryhard and end up making them actual decent posts.
>Country loses shittyness.
>Repeat.

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Fucking hell, now Alberta's obesity rates will skyrocket.

Open your borders, you're no longer full

You had a war with Emus so.....KOALA WAR NOW

TOo late.

Australia has been lost. It is no longer shitpost exporter #1.

I can't fucking tell you apart from Australia.

Unite already.

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And I still confuse your flag with the Isis flag

Australian here. What do we do now that we're alone in the pacific?

Obese nigger detected.
Australian posts are at least ironically shitty.
US posts are tryhard at being the exceptional one, yet end up as shit.

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because turnbull is such a shit cunt that it most likely happened

If we could just dump the refugees in the ocean instead of playing hot potato everyone would get along.

>a leaf thinks that they are respected shitposters

I dont understand why Drumpf is so upset those mussies are a gift.
Its not like we sent him emus or drop bears.

this guy gets it.

>A burger thinks leaf posts aren't the best posts.

Burger unfamiliar with Dingo politics here. When's the next chance to get Prepbull out of office? Can someone cuck him like he cucked Tone or Gillard cucked Rudd?

PM Pauline Hanson when?

try to get someone with big smelly aussie balls elected instead of some pen pushing wimp like turncuck

Australia is a meme cuckshed filled with niggers, Arabs, chinks, abos, white trash, what apologist libcucks and leftists.

There is no salvation for this shithole

Everyone should fuck off, they're full of degeneracy.

>Prepbull vs Cuck Prince
>whoever wins loses

>"The first meeting with President Trump went very well! Despite what many say about the man, he is a very good negotiator. That being said, I'm pleased to announce that Canada will cede the province of Alberta in exchange for the island of Guam. It may sound quite bold, but President Trump assured me this would be a good deal."

2019

Fuck that shit. Bring Tone back.

we need Rudd back, he wasn't a globalist and that was the reason he was knifed.

in the end it was one guy cucking another. i know turnball doesnt represent me, im glad the little globalist poofta go smashed. i would have paid any amount of money to see his reaction when trump hung up on him. geopolitically its hard to think of a bigger slight

>supporting labor in any capacity

I dont support Labor or the Libs
they were bought and paid for by Israel a long time ago

Rudd was trying to do good by Australia, give us a future beyond a globalist population dumping ground.
Thats why he was knifed