USA vs Mexico WAR: Bad Hombres

Bring it bitches.

We have our wingman ''Venezuela'' ready to fight for us now.

You won't stand a chance in a guerilla warfare, usa.

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Have you seen Ghost in the shell? Everything thats leading up to these events are past events from GITS. Fucking crazy

reminder mexico has zero tanks lol

What, you don't want us annihilating your cartels for free?

You don't need tanks with women and children as shields.

Undefeated

>>We have our wingman ''Venezuela'' ready to fight for us now.
You're wingman is most likely going to be Russia and Iran, and they really don't give a shit about you, rather than passing the buck off to you.

No he wants this
youtube.com/watch?v=aU9QfF6FhHs

They use to have helicopters, but the cartels shot them all down

>the Mexican government is just another cartel
>they're not even the most powerful cartel
this time we won't give you any clay back when we completely fucking rape you a second time

YOU WILL LOSE

>Venezuela
lmfao thanks for the laugh bro. Some of you are ok. Good luck. Try to survive the war so that you can try to set your nation right.

Hmmm. Better move to Japan then.

Venezuela can't even feed it's own population.

It's even more useless than your country.

Drones and M1A vs sleepy taco niggers. Tough choice

>We have our wingman ''Venezuela'' ready to fight for us now.


DELET THIS

That was pretty accurate

I'm kinda scared guys. How are we going to fight all the mexican snake vampires?

I cant wait to shoot spics selling drugs and wetbacks who think they're in a modern military. Shoot the guns you bought from us at our much larger military, complete with war vehicles and a huge air force, please! Hopefully as we go shit mexican town to shit mexican town your civilians dont come at us with their brown fists. Be a shame to have to shoot civlians, now wouldn't it folks ;)

TFW we make Australia fight the wetbacks. Australia wins and renames Mexico City to New Sydney.

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Don't try it Juan, I have the high ground.

>Be south Texan mixed breed mutt
>Can finally shoot some la raza scum legally when the Mexican-American War 2.0 comes

Can't fucking wait.

>tfw cartels might do something as low as taking entire towns as hostages
>tfw that is really a posibility

We wont fight for you fuck off

>start a war in a country that is within the reach of USA's ICBMs

I hope you burgers have good aim, remember that we are neighbors of venezuela and we don't want any of that shit.

>panama
i don't think you can even if you wanted too niggers

>china
>russia
>iran
>canada
>cuba
>allied with mexico
>usa will get btfo

Sorry but we're annexing Venezuela soon :^)

You're welcome to buy some of the oil for the war effort though

I would think that'll just build support for our just invasion, no?

DELET

once canada and cuba combine their forces, it's pretty much over for anyone

isnt russia US bestie right now?

no trump is just putin's puppet, but trump is also bannon's puppet but the real crazy thing is that trump is so impulsive that he doesn't listen to anyone but the EVEN CRAZIER part is that he's literally hitler

no russia's china's lap dog

its really china vs usa with mexico as a landing platform to invade

What are you talking about? I don't see what Cuban shitposters have to do with this.

rOFL

>Americas yearly military budget: 640 billion

>Mexicos yearly military budget : 2 and a half tacos

>Trumps says mexico can't get their shit together
>Trumps says if he must, he will send his troops to clean the streets from gangs and drugs
>Life will be better for mexico
>less politician working with mexican mafia
>mexico can finally be free like US

Why are you resisting, Mexico?

Why are you defending the cartels? Mexicucks

Women and children have a weakness, it's called bullets.

Lol

cartels are little mexico's government/army

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First off the US would lose California. To many Mexican loyals. They produce most of our food. We would need to increase production in the east before any declaration or sign of military buildup. Movement of arms companies to specific locations would be important. Add in strict fun laws in Hispanic dominated cities and areas (Ie. California).

Good, california is a commie infested shithole.

But you forget if we're gonna go down were taking everyone else down with us. Every nuke launched.

Get cucked. nobody is gonna fight for this shit goverment,

>First off the US would lose California.

Perfect. First they secede, causing a permanent Republican supermajority, then we re invade and make them into a vassal state which pays taxes but has no rights and gets no funding. Think Hunger Games.

You need to be more level headed senpai.

You are a retard right?

>tfw we can defend ourselves because we have guns

no i say we let them become the green self sustaining multicultural paradise they believe themselves to be

No Mr.Cartel we arent going to fight the most powerful military in the world so you can continue your criminal enterprise.

True that. Praying for a fucking Calexit from NJ.

>california secedes
>Trump shuts off gas and water
>Trump blockades California
>everyone dies
>nothing of value is lost

>implying the US lost
lmao, you see the K:D ratio?

sadly, the average josé can only get small guns, cartels have army stuff.

I find dubious any venezuelan would die for a mexican.

what about the security team vigilantes

Please. Stop throwing refried beans! We surrender. We surrender...
Our fucking guns up your ass you fucking faggot.

I once had a birthday party, and none of my friends showed up. Except for my Mexican friend.

He could never produce an ID when we went to bars for some impossible to deduce reason. But he was a real bro. I miss you David. Sorry I didn't go to your funeral, I couldn't handle it.

You motherfuckers actually believe we would follow international law and the Geneva convention while kicking your shit in? It will be a murder and rapefest that would make the Mongols look like pussies.

Any mexican who supports the current status quo in mexico or america is a fool. You are just like the leftists in america who want slavery or give mes.

>make troll thread
>don't even call it gorilla warfare

could've been great

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>Americas yearly military budget: 640 billion
>Mexicos yearly military budget : 2 and a half tacos

Those 2 and a half tacos will have you shitting every 3 minutes for a year.

Mexico would have to fight its beany way through Texas. Good luck with that es'e

good luck using tanks in mexico which is 90% mountainous

Imbecil, te dejaste engañar.

We shoukd invade. Wipe out cartels, give drug production lines (from the fields to refineries) to our pharmaceutical companies, the agriculture to our own farm and food conglomerates, etc.

The people would stay poor but the dow Jones would climb like a mother fuck

they should buy some chink light tanks.

military-today.com/tanks/new_chinese_light_tank.htm

*BRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPFFFTFFFFTTT*
OOHHHHHHHHH THAT WAS A STINKY CILANTRO QUESO ENCHILADA TACO ESE

SOMEONE GIVE ME ANOTHER BEAN BURRITO

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

LET'S DRINK A CORONA AND EAT A SPICY NACHO CHALUPA GORDITA CHURRO MI AMIGO JAJAJAJA ARRIBA ARRIBA

it´s not war but cleaning the mess that our government won´t do, and also fuck with some of our own government since they´re part of th ecartel

venezuela cant even feed its own people and you expect it to somehow support you

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sorry, my children, you are on your own.

You dont even have an army

What does Mexican Spanish sound limit to actual Spanish people?

*sound like to actual

QUICK, PUT YOUR WAR FACE FOR WHEN THE GRINGOS COME KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR

A bit weird, the tone is completely different, there's some words that have completely different meanings.
For example, cojer in Spain means to take something, as in, taking an object, and in South America it's used more for ''fucking''.

It's mostly like how different British, Irish and American english are.

>Sorry, my children

It's hard to build a Play-Doh castle when you're working with retards.

>severedhead.jpg

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We would end up losing a few soldiers fighting for the side that is obviously going to win.

Not my problem though.

why are USA bros bragging about our soldiers? they're literally all psychologically defective ptsd babies who'll be crying in their bunks despite being armed like robocop.

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>another non-white shithole as an ally
>suggesting we wouldn't just nuke you both like putas

>cojer in Spain means to take something, as in, taking an object, and in South America it's used more for ''fucking''.
>taking
>fucking

You mean rape?
In South America, anything that can't run fast enough is used for "fucking".

Let's do it, bean-bag.

Please make this happen. Wars in seven countries. Hopefully Russia and China realize the shitty situation USA is in and take down the great satan once and for wall. I for one welcome our new RussoChina overlords.

Sounds like hiroshima getting bombed

No, South America gives literally new meanings to some words, or even they made up their own words like ''atorado'' which means ''stuck''.

For us cojer = pick up, for them cojer = fucking someone.

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>B2 Spirit casually flies through Mexico
>Cartels are trying to shoot it down with AK47s and burritos

>This retard literally does not understand what treads are for

>welcomes submission to the second world
>gets nuclear holocaust

They're gonna blow up with the rigged explosives I've setup at the door

>For us cojer = pick up, for them cojer = fucking someone.

That's what I said.