New Zealand General: Make New Zealand Great Again Edition

Post NZ stuff.

Mandatory NZG docos

>Revolution
youtube.com/watch?v=JZXpeUQ0tD8

>Somebody elses Country
youtube.com/watch?v=QJQvKIHV6n4

>The Hollowmen
youtube.com/watch?v=0NBQSU9btnw

>In a Land of Plenty
youtube.com/watch?v=x04aJ_ICqYo

>Muldoon
youtube.com/watch?v=mkKlNfzw7Sw

>NZ Wars Part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=njmK1iGl0wc&ts

>Based Winnie reks Kim Hill
youtube.com/watch?v=rCG9i9Eb_qs

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stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/city-centre/9582007/Unwell-tourist-refused-a-bed-beaten
newzeelend.wordpress.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Bump for based Winnie

Good news for NZ First supporters.

Back in 5, just gotta confirm...

I await eagerly.

How SJW are our Universities?

I've heard Victoria is pretty bad (it's in Wellington, little more needs to be said), as is Auckland and there's a Muslim prayer hall at Massey, but UC apparently isn't too bad

We are going to annex you sheep fuckers soon

How's that emu war of yours going by the way?

Mmm annex me first bby

I go to an institution where they've given lectures on the wage gap and gamergate. Many of the students are very leftist.

Is it UC? i hope its not UC. I saw on a youtube channel called cuck central some student btfoing some femininst teacher there which both scared and pleased me.

I'm not involved with the party but I have a mate who is. He told me there's a rumour about Winnie actively working behind the scenes to build support. With a wider view to extending the life of the party when he ultimately retires.

He has his eyes on an ex Labour member who retired from politics a few years back. Well he was actually hounded out by bitches in Labour because of 'muh misoginy'.

That guy. Shane Jones. Any young guys here's probably don't know him. Maori guy, complementary style to Winston. His career was destroyed when it was discovered he watched porn in his hotel room.

Apparently Shane is considering it. I actually think he'd be a great addition to the party and would definitely pull in votes. He could run for a maori party seat, and likely would win.

NZF could hit 15% this election.

My institution is specific and privately owned, it's not UC.

I've heard rumors about Shane Jones but nothing major, nothing solid as yet. I hope he does, he'd definitely take a lot of the traditional labour vote, a lot of which is up for grabs due to the green deal. He's got a good shot at winning in Whangarei if he runs there (which I've heard)

>He could run for a maori party seat, and likely would win.
NZ First doesn't run in Maori seat electorates

Sounds like a dumb deal

If civil war breaks out in New Caledonia after their independence referendum fails, will Kiwis go to fight for the Caldoche?

I doubt an independence referendum would win, but I'd definitely go and fight for the Caldoche, France's government will leave them to die a la Rhodesia. Yourself?

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> NZF dont run in maori seats
I'm glad to hear that. Good call.

Today's state of the Nation addresses. I'm happy to see Nat's finally upping cops numbers.

Saw that Labour held theirs with the Greens by their side. Excellent news. Another nail in their coffin. Saw comments in stuff bagging them for this. I reckon that's a definite way for them to lose support from mums and dads. Appeal to sjw Wellingtonians if you must, but remember they are a tiny minority. Thay stand will lose you more votes than win.

Nah mate. Apart from a holiday destination no one here gives a fuck about New Caledonia. You never hear anything about them.

Why are IDs even back?

New Caledonia has an indepenence referendum? Why would they want to cut themselves off from froggy gibs?

Fuck off cunt

>I'm glad to hear that. Good call.
Couldn't agree more. The interesting thing is that when they DID back a few years, they held them all. They don't run because they don't agree with that concept, even though they could win there. Principled. I like that.

>Today's state of the Nation addresses. I'm happy to see Nat's finally upping cops numbers.
Same, I was originally unsure about voting National (electorate vote, no NZF MP in my electorate but I'll be party voting them) but I definitely will for my electorate now. I presume everyone else is doing the same?

Saw that Labour held theirs with the Greens by their side. Excellent news. Another nail in their coffin. Saw comments in stuff bagging them for this. I reckon that's a definite way for them to lose support from mums and dads. Appeal to sjw Wellingtonians if you must, but remember they are a tiny minority. Thay stand will lose you more votes than win.
Good riddance, with godspeed I say let the Labour party die once and for all. Michael Joseph Savage would be turning in his grave right about now, the issue with the greens is that nobody likes them apart from themselves (e.g fat Wellington lesbians) and Labour will lose it's working class vote. I really doubt Labour can ever come back from this, the greens deal will end them I believe.

TOP KEK NEW ZEALAND FAG!!! Oh believe me, us Australians are ITCHING for a war with New Zealand. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of NZ soil that has running water, electricity, or sheeps that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the abos and emu BEC first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY hooked-nose sheep shagger they see. When Australia is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.

I'll be voting NZF again

>normiebook
I just blocked the independent, huffington post and buzzfeed, and my feed has immediately improved.
>tfw wellingtonian

>fighting for frogs
let the islanders eat them all

>raping your women
Haha that sure backfired didn't it

Try beat your emus first, surely you don't want to get Vietnam'd

Do you have an NZF candidate in your electorate?

Also heard today that at New Zealand Day celebration in Waitangi on Monday, the local tribe will be demanding $10,000 payment from any media that want to film there. So that's gonna end well haha.

In addition to that no soft drink or cigarettes allowed.

Fucking priorities or what?

they have banned the media before

Holy shit an all-NZ thread.

chur bro

>The Electorates Winston
Give me the electorates!

Nah, I live in a town circa 20k population

Don't know about electorate vote, but for party vote I'll be voting NZF. They won't win, but if they're big enough then whichever party wins will have to deal with them. Then it's up to Winnie as to whether he can work out any concessions. He might not get shit done, but it's better than just handing it outright to National or Labour and letting them continue to sell out the country.

what town

>In addition to that no soft drink or cigarettes allowed.

So no Maori allowed either?

I went to UoA. Ever since Trump became president I see my former classmates liking every hit piece that comes out.

they will just bring double browns

It's basically a "muh land" and "muh white guilt" circlejerk, thank fuck English is showing some mettle and not going, it's a waste of time and purely an embarrassment.

>In addition to that no soft drink or cigarettes allowed.
They want to piss of Maori as well?

Chur mate

I usually set one of these up every few days, keep an eye out

So who are you electorate voting for? I'm going to go with National, not worth the risk with Labour, but party voting NZF for sure.

Winnie being kingmaker is almost certain at this point desu. Besides, we vote for him this time to get shit done. If he does, we vote for him in 2020, if not, we don't, simple as that. Both major parties will push globalism and cuckoldry without Winnie so we need him there

Taupo

So when are you kiwis going to legalise marriage between man and sheep?

You already did it with the faggots so I assume it's only a matter of time.

kek wills it so it shall be done

When are you bringing back the White Australia policy? That was literally Australia's only contribution to western civilization. Besides, fag marriage will be legal there soon anyway

whats the thing that prevents new zealand from being great?

i actually never heard of something going on there

who cares. when are we bringing back white NZ policy

We badly need Winnie to win its getting ridiculous the amount of Indians and Chinese.. Chinese were the largest source of residents and all this other shit cant remember off top of my head but shits fucked

Nothing really, it's just one of Australia's colony.

I'm at UoA currently. Quite a few Trump supporters now, surprisingly.

Did all of you know they're trying to push the basic income agenda in our country now.

kiwistandard.org/

>mexico

Dunno. Where's Based Massey when you need him?

For sure. We don't want to become an extension of the PRC and Winnie can and must stop this madness

Go sort your emu problem

too many niggers
house prices higher than new york
no jobs
low wages, high taxes
wannabe american nigger gangs
p easier to get than marijuana
chinese buying all and any land available for high prices
india sending illegitimate students for ez visas, government pocketing the money and turning a blind eye

The native Aborigines are butthurt about something. Historically New Caledonia was one of France's successful settler colonies, France has so few of those- Algeria got fucked and Quebec got annexed by Britain. But unlike Britain, France was never into creating "dominions" so New Caledonia never got independence like NZ. For most of its history the natives were kept on reservations up in the northern part of the island and the offshore islands while the south was mostly white. Even today something like 1 out of 2 southern provincials are estimated to be white, but the natives all moved southwards once the reservation system was dismantled. Much like in other settler colonies the economy is kept afloat by the 40% of the population that is white, while the natives are retarded monkeys. Much like other settler colonies the native monkeys think they should run the place, but it being part of France means they can't even if they made up 90% of the population like over in French Polynesia.

Ridiculously.
We have ~200 species of native birds. Try it poofter cunt.

It is a bond made under god not by man. Something so holy and so pure no law is needed. Every Kiwi understands and will continue to do so. I will die to defend this culture.

Faggots are the equivalent of "udder fuckers" otherwise known as "cow milkers" and frankly have no place in this society. Man and sheep is the holy way and women solely to procreate.

My scientists have almost bonded the first human sheep but we are years away from getting it mainstream in the western world.

Seeing the standard of our females, I will wholeheartedly support this. Any way to make it so we can procreate with sheep?

We are so fucked that one of the (((Green Party))) candidates is a spic.

We have an Iranian running for (((them))) too, seriously even Labour supporters I know can't stand the greens. Nobody but themselves can.

Infiltrate hollywood. Randoms do anything hollywood asks.

Once we have the rights for buggery then we can use hollywood to promote fellow Kiwis and slowly create a criminal ring to influence the world as we see fit.

Watch some peters speeches on utube. He's based as fuck.

>£1,600 for a flight to New Zealand
Used to be you just committed a crime

wtf is wrong with you please gas yourself

That's Australia, bong

I'm going to print this out and give it to my moari neighbor

Only criminals would have a reason to leave Britain.

Wanting to get away from the terrible bong standard of fish and chips surely must be a reason

In all honesty tho, are the sheeppucci tight?

>>Somebody elses Country
That doco made me so mad. Roger should have been shot.

We need to roll back the economic reforms Labour did in the 80's.

This To settle in NZ you needed a musket and a lust for horis women

It was inevitable we were economic fucked. don't you remember life back then

Tell me about it, it's really really sad. Douglas ruined this country, they liberalised immigration too as if his other policy wasn't enough of a slap in the face.

Muldoon come back pls

>making jokes about aus
bloody poms don't even know about different countries

Canty's EngSoc offended FemSoc, result was the whole university making complaints against FemSoc for being cuntrags.

But the Maori killed all the best NZ birds

Where in New Zealand is it safe to live? Are people on the southern island more based? In Blenheim I heard how red necks called a chink girl "nihao" several times.

>Where in New Zealand is it safe to live?
nowhere is safe for krauts

stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/city-centre/9582007/Unwell-tourist-refused-a-bed-beaten

Apparently this edict doesn't apply to maoris. Only whitey has to abide.

Most places OK mate. In the big cities there's one or two suburbs you wouldnt go to as a local let alone a tourist. But if you found yourself in the by accident nothing would happen.
T. Went to a party in Otara and walked through the streets singing and yelling at 2am drunk as trying to find a taxi.

>Where in New Zealand is it safe to live?
Most places it's safe, we don't have no go zones like they do in (((Sweden))) for example. In a lot of towns everybody knows everybody so it's really safe in those

>Are people on the southern island more based?
Yep, although even people in the North Island outside of Auckland and Wellington are pretty based. Everyone I know down in the South Island is racist as fuck, even the Maoris

>In Blenheim I heard how red necks called a chink girl "nihao" several times.
Kek. Yep that happens.

The CBD is more dangerous than Otara at night

They probably beat him because he looks like an autist. Can't blame them.

There are. Particularly in compsci for some reason.

The definition of "Moa" in Maori; go!

>There wouldn't be a square meter of NZ soil that has running water, electricity
According to e2nz this is already the case

Can't tell if those cunts are an elaborate "fuck off we're full" troll or they're actually hate their country that much desu

meet the even better site than e2nz

newzeelend.wordpress.com/

How do I move to New Zealand?

you can't pom, fuck off were full

You just need skills and/or a job offer as far as I know

Have an employment history in fields the country cares about, have a shit ton of money, or be willing to study in a field that the government needs more people in.

be chinese

>first post bleating about peter thiel holding citizenship so the leftards can't say shit about him buying land that they'd probably hand over to chinks or rapefugees instead
kek

I kinda hope that cunt comes out swinging at your cuck media and politicians and starts funding some right-wing/lolbertardian shit

Papakura is more dangerous than CBD at night

no one would back him because it would be hypocrisy after Kim dot com did a left wing version of peter thiel with citizenship then was going to be deported so he funded a far left radical maori party

Papakura has always been a shithole

CBD is rowdy. Sure there's dickheads out there but get some perspective man. I've been on holidays twice to Australia, the time I was in Brisbane some youngbfaggot dude got killed down the road from my hotel in Fortitude Valley. Last year in Perth I was walking down the street in the cbd, people everywhere and a group of abos started chomping out. My missus and I noped the fuck outta there, found out the following day a 14 year old stabbed a cunt to death in that fight. I'll stick to the viaduct and fort street, they seem safe enough to me.

Sounds like effort, anyone just got a sister for me to marry?

Could you identify as trans-chinese?

>NZ women
good joke m8

facebookcom/events/751990248310222/
anti-trump protest in Auckland next week
>These bans are designed to terrorise millions in the U.S. and beyond
>We need to make a statement that...we do not tolerate racism in any form. We cannot let prejudice and (21st century) fascism define our global future
>We need to speak out against rampant Islamophobia in Aotearoa New Zealand and Australia.
the brainwashing is truly hilarious.

>>Could you identify

FUCKING SHITBAG DICHOTOMIST!

WE ARE GENDER FLUID!