This guy walks up to you and says god is great

>this guy walks up to you and says god is great

what do Sup Forums

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"Ok."

Then I continue scooting on my scooter.

Gorillas can talk!?

i'll react depending on what lenguage he says "god is great"

Beat his ass with my superior speed and agility.

Show him this cartoon and watch his steroid damaged heart explode

Are you lost, big guy? Come on, let's go find your parents

He's Armenian, so if we ignore some minute theological differences, I can agree with him.

*gets one shotted*

BRUH

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE

PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

PFHAWHAHHAHAHWHAHHHWHHAHHHHAHA

...... You meant to say the GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND is great, did you not, Mr. Ogryn?

>everyone i like is armenian

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okay lurtz hairyan

dexterity>strength

I'll ask him what he is doing in my house.

He looks Swedish

So I'd shake his hand and tell him he's a pretty big guy. We'd share some drinks and he'd take me back to his harem of white Swedish girls and let me have my pick.

stand my ground and shoot him in the face

or wait 5 years when he dies of a early heart attack

beat him up with my superior speed

Damn, he even looks bigger than the mountain.

Is he tall too?

Shoot him in the head so that he can meet his god.

Tell him I didn't know sumo was a sport outside of Japan.

Insallah!

*bends over*

I put all in STR!

[1 ] Dexterity
[59] Strength
[1 ] Intelligence
[0 ] Magic
[4 ] Foresting
[1 ] Charisma
[1 ] Crafting
[0 ] Speed

hahahahaha i am so entertained by all these pussy Sup Forumscucks

They would literally shit their pants and gaze down in submission

Muh guns we would shootz u n shiet we wite suberior mustardrase

PUSSY CRACKERS

Kick to the balls and then dagger to the eye.
DEUS VULT

Take a small knife, make a nice cut across his chest and watch all that pumped in oil spill out as this pretentious fagget get's a well deserved heart attack.

A gun works on steroid lunks just as effectively as anyone else.

I demand proofs

book him in a chain of losses against roman reigns that culminates in a wrestlemania showdown where roman reigns wins

teleport behind him

Sure.....

then you wake up
HAHAHAHAHA your fat 600 pound body wont handle the shock of a gun

Wallahi, it is so

*tips fedora*

fire

I was thinking about shooting him but realistically could this nigga be put down with anything less than 10mm? He's fucking huge. I feel like my fucking 9 would just piss him off.

Power up super sayian style against this Iranian Brolly

he is british bodybuilder

Poke him with a needle and watch the synthol explosion.

I agree, Jesus Christ is great

i think you meant you would bend over and accept his meaty cock inside of you
before you even aim at him he will rip you apart you faggot

go home and fuck his wife.

Checked. Favela macaco confirmed Saiyan. Go get em!

Took the words right out of my mouth brother

John 3:16

y-you too

Your're a big guy

Agree and invite him to holy communion.

>Implying bigger hitbox is a good thing
It's not like he'll tank more

Fuuuuck, *you're

The opposite will happen you cuck

for your

I agree, and affirm that Jesus was his only son, his life on earth, and his last prophet until the end times.
If he doesn't like it, I tell him I'm sorry but that simply is the truth.

We're he to attempt violence on me or another at this, I aerate the fuck out of him. Muscles don't help to insult your brain from a high dose of lead poisoning.

Squeeze all the oil/synthol out and sell it to Rich Piano like a true american

Whatever it takes

Checked. Norwegian sheep's head muncher confirmed senzu bean

Lmao no
You act like drawing a gun is slow
Real Merricans go out shooting twice a month MINIMUM. You drill drawing and rapid reloading all day and you can dump a magazine's worth of lead on a 1 ft diameter target in about 4 seconds
Even if this faggot is directly in front of me I'll just press the gun up to him and start pulling the trigger.

Kick him in the dick and run into any house with a normal size doorway

Tell him to lay off the synthol

>what do Sup Forums

shoot him in the head

It's so typical of middle eastern inbreed retards like this deformed ongo bonga ape to inject synthol because of their inferiority complex; they are insanely weak and prone to all kind of diseases, it's so fucking pitiful man, I just feel sad and unsure about the future of humanity when this kind of stupidity takes a hold in the lesser mind, even if you are just shit posting.

Since he is larger than me, any aggressive action he takes against me can legally be argued to threaten my life, and thus the use of lethal force to defend it will be justified.

Tell him jesus love's him,and then run like fuck.

“You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says ‘I just whipped your ass’!”

*Draw katana.
*Teleports behind him.
*Fucks your mom.

I'd have to agree then proclaim mohammed was white and proceed to enslave him due to racial caste, going on to rape his female relatives which I'm pretty sure I'm all in the clear for according to the holy book

Praise mohammed who was white

Smack his puny bitch ass

n-nani?!

poke his liver and watch him explode. roids wear out kidneys and liver when abused brah

I report and sage it

fuck off idiot.

I used to do that with a good pk

I'm pretty sure I'd start laughing

People who look like that cannot fight, slow, no muscle twitch fibres and cannot even move his arms fully.

...

Teleport behind him and get a backstab crit

...

Pop him with a needle and watch as he flies in air while farting hard

Puncture his "muscles" with my pocket knife.

How can kafirs even compete?

I doubt he can run very fast with all that mass. And even if he could, he would tire out real quick. I would disagree with him.

>god is great.

not a worry. now if he had said allah akbar .. that's a different story.