Tfw the author of your favorite book series turned into an obnoxious egotistical liberal cunt

>Tfw the author of your favorite book series turned into an obnoxious egotistical liberal cunt.

God dammit...

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She was always one.

>turned into

Just because you were late to notice it, doesn't mean it wasn't always shit.

> favorite book series

should have went with tolkien you silly american

>his favorite book is harry potter

>implying the cunt wrote any of the books

I have never once believed she authored the books, she was just the face they put out there.

>favourite book series.
hack author who stole the entire plot and whose writing style is infantile.

>favorite book series
try reading above middle school level

>your favorite book series

Harry Potter has been one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

The only good thing that came out of this series is witch trainer.

What makes you say that?

Damn... maybe I've just been blinded by my childhood bias all this time.

>my favorite book series is Harry Potter
Get out grill

This

>on nofap
>just want to make some chick my bitch in the same way
It's hard to hold on.

>Favorite series

Really enjoyed the series as a kid.

But yeah, this shit is overbearing. Add on the fact that libs are taking the whole HP series and constantly applying it to Trump. It's becoming cringe.

This is why professionals need to stop using twitter

It used to be that you'd ignore trolls, not stoop to their level

>a world without harry potter is a world without emma watson porn

the cruelty of fate

Harry Potter books were never good. All of them sucked huge ass.

Jesus you guys. It's like none of you are well read or something...

>your favorite book series
>Boys riding brooms and learning how to be witches
>Faggot mentor is a faggot

I mean, C'MON MAN.

If it was so easy why don't you write a book that's as successful as harry potter? You can't. Lol

>liking meaningless postmodernist crap
i get it you are not lit

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I didn't know JK Rowling wrote "The Turner Diaries" or that it was a series.

All successful authors/musicians/artists are liberals though.

Personally I blame the Jews.

>Favorite series

Stop reading childrens books.

You have terrible taste, OP. Time to put down baby's first serialized novel.

OKAY, let me correct myself. Harry Potter is my favorite CHILDHOOD series, not my favorite one currently. Sorry, I probably should've mentioned that in my OP.

give up user

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I've actually read some of the books as an adult, way after the hype died down and I honestly don't get it. Why was it so popular?

>favorite series is Harry Potter

No, I'm going to do that in the real world.

The potus spouts retarded comments on Twitter literally every day, I doubt celebrities are going to stop saying dumb shit online any time soon.

Nah, I'm p sure he unironically wants to gas all homosexuals

>the female writer of my books about conjuring demons and miscegenation between superior beings and plebs is degenerate
I'm shocked!

I can't read.

>Favorite book series

Either kill yourself or read literally any other book you eternal fucking turbopleb.

Stop giving this irrelevant harridan attention.

HP is part of the reason why liberals act so smug. Their kind and progressive hero won against the xenophobic antagonist.
And they have made the mistake of assuming that they're the good guys here.

Meanwhile I'm enjoying horus heresy.

If she is your favorite author, then you need to read more books.

>favorite book series
Wow you're a complete faggot I bet you have the movies too huh?

4/7 of god tier books were obligatory in my middle school.

how old are you?

Voldemort LITERALLY did nothing wrong.

READ MY OTHER POST YOU FUCKING STUPID NIGGERS

>Liking Harry Potter
You deserve this disappointment then

You don't belong here.

>his fav book series is HARRY FUCKING POTTER
>HARRY FUCKING GAYASS I WANT TO BE A WITCH WHEN I GROW UP POTTER
fucks sake son this site aint for little kids

>catch-22
>low tier
Thanks for the info Reddit. You wouldn't understand unless you served in the military.

when was she not an obnoxious egotistical liberal cunt?

she also lied about the Hermione character to make catladies happy

kek. Every time.

>J. K. Rowling will never sniff your butt

Some Cinderella story of a poor woman writing one of the highest selling book series of all time by starting on a napkin? Are you fucking dense? Rowling didn't write a fucking thing and her actions towards her characters afterwards shows.

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You fucking idiot, that's a copypasta. He didn't even write a post that's original.

i bet she'd be more dissappointed in you than you are in her.

>God dammit...

But she taught kids about the Rothschilds. Sneaky anti-semitic vixen that she is.

Or Raymond E Feist and his Magician series.

I do wonder how they got away with basically making goblins into Jew stereotypes

Kek

/thread

I would mock, but I was kind of sad when Lauren Faust, Tara Strong and some other people related to them turned out to be massive libtards after trump won.

I kind of excepted it from them, but seeing their twitter bullshit still was disappointing. They used to have such a great balance between left and not-retarded, for example PPG had girl superheroes, yet didn't skimp on the violence and sexual innuendos common to old cartoon.

reminder that voldemort did nothing wrong

>Implying Rowling will be remembered in 50 years.

It's OK, she came around.

>making goblins into Jew
goblins have been jews since the first fantasy books came out. No one complained since this is how we are used to seeing goblins.

Now i'm glad a fellow coutryman of mine beat her fat ass so bad she left my country some 20 years ago for good.

This. The book is literally about destroying a race with miscegenation.

Someone made this!?! I requested it like, 4 times! I feel so happy, I love it. Was it you? I love it!

>favorite author
Wow, shitty taste, mien friend.

Remember. Voldemort did nothing wrong and was right all along

Dis sho iz sum gud pasta

I know that feel bra, fucking Brubaker, whyyy also Latour ffs

Remember. Voldemort was a retard that couldn't even hide his soulgems properly, and did the exact same thing that led to his first defeat at the end of the series to finish himself off.

Checked my slant eyed friend

the dumb bitch stole the HP story from a 1930 writer when she was a tramp lounging in libraries for *Ideas*

She didn't

It makes a nice little story of welfare queen to riches. She wrote anothe novel recently under a fake name and when it failed spectacularly people realized the writing style was completely different. Almost like someone else had written the actual Harry potter books. Her after the fact retcons of things in the books also makes no sense if she had been the one to write them, like when she claimed that nowhere in the book is it stated that Hermione isn't black in order to justify using pic related as Hermione in a play. People quickly found the exact passage in the book where the author describes Hermione as having a white face. If this is a character she envisioned and spent years writing about that vision she would never say that. She's basically going in after the fact and inserting a bunch of SJW shit that's irrelevant to the actual story, like why does Dumbledore need to be gay? Why does it matter. Basically a tumblr tier fanfiction writer

I never understood the popularity of Harry Potter and always thought it was overrated shit. So it feels great that you fucktards get BTFO.

My kid version would probably beat up your kid version, dweeb

>favorite book
>books for kids
Are you like retarded and mentally on the level of a 12 year old?
Those books are for kids you stupid murican this is not some advanced literature
Go read some Faust you faggot

Is C.S. Lewis approved?

Trumps favorite books are All Quiet on the Western Front, The Art of War, and The Prince by maccahevelli.

Mad dog mattis keeps a copy of the meditations of Marcus Arelius with him at all times.

Stop reading children's books. A child's book should not be your favorite book

What book was it base/stolen from again? I still want to read it but forgot, i think it was something like 'Ringworld', or 'Dune'.

Yeah, glad you found it, I posted as a reply to one of your requests but you must have left.

Yes.

Thank you my 54% white friend.

Why care?

>Favorite

Christ mate, get a load of this shit taste

It was about a lad wanting to be a wizard an had the miggles innit , an he went to school of magic she changed little bits an even laffs about it today how gullible her fans are .

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_disputes_over_the_Harry_Potter_series#Allegations_of_copyright_and_trademark_infringement_against_Rowling

Jesus Christ, this bitch couldn't even come up with her own names

Should have gone with Lovecraft instead, at least his stuff isn't stolen from european folklore.

>Haram Potter

Shit taste t b h

>favorite book series
brb

Good, I love chronicles of Narnia.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING HARRY POOTER FAGGOT

I mean, she was always an obnoxious egotistical liberal cunt.

but it's gotten worse since she did work on Cursed Child and Fantastic Beasts. She thinks she's relevant once again. She always does this though-as soon as the limelight starts to fade she comes up with new HP content or some garbage and gets another shot of fame.

She's addicted to the attention. Makes me fucking ree desu since I'm a huge HPfag and have been since I was 10 years old. Now I have to deal with her bullshit. The way she acts towards non-liberals is literally the way she portrayed Harry's father acting towards Snape in school.

I hate to equate it to this, but she is pushing fans in her fanbase who aren't liberals closer to the "Death Eaters" and their cause. Every day I see more and more reason to hate these people because of their actions; every day I thank god I was sorted into Slytherin and every day I see more reason as to why I was sorted into Slytherin.

>YOUR YOUR! Why can't people even spell right in a fucking tweet ??

>it
>shit

no, her books were great. she's the one who's shit. she's a one hit wonder, because nobody cares about her newer shit not set in the HP universe.

Straight from the Nickelodeon top sellers ey?

>Mad dog mattis keeps a copy of the meditations of Marcus Arelius with him at all times.

Based as fuck

She's always been one, love. Just take a look at the books and movies. It's my favorite too. But, it's not a good book.

She's so unrealistic with how she portrays war, she sees everything in a black and white manner and it's all from a liberal point of view.

Just look at the Dark Witches and Wizards.

>Supremacists who despise race mixing with lower beings. Who want to keep their families, traditions, and culture intact.

>Voldemort is a wizard Hitler who wants to see the wizarding world free of Muggles (for a good reason, t b h)

>The Light side sucks Muggle and Muggleborn dick, allowing their traditions to be changed to make the Muggleborns feel more comfortable instead of letting them assimilate.

But, she's a bad writer. She doesn't even explore the possibilities of neutrality in her world. She's a biased, egotistical cunt who made a book that has fanfictions that read much better, actually explore magical possibilities, and rounds the characters in a more believable fashion.