>meanwhile, on cave Sup Forums
Meanwhile, on cave Sup Forums
>he take stickpill
Why black tribe always take my rocks?
disgusting autist
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long nose tribe always take shiny rock
long nose tribe only care about shiny rock
Daily reminder that fire is degenerate.
>me face when no girl friend
>berrypicker
every time, me sides
I made dis
how make???
We make if we rub sticks
Open cave box
Take 32 rock away
Proofs now, mammoth lover
>be in cave defend from dark skin tribe many time this moon
>chief elder say no more grock 14 for cave defense
>gog trade 30 hide to long nose tribe for bow and quiver arrow
>chief say bow war tool
>no need quiver 30 arrow
>call me child hunter
>come in cave with elders
>steal bow
>ruin cave painting
>shoot wolf
>me kill chief elder now with trusty quartz 1911
>quartz 1911 always come handy
Longnose is reason why no gf
I no rub stick with you
Greetings people of the western lands, i am from the great city of babylon.
not what that means you homo
who this? give quick rundown!
but how make fire?
i do this, now cave collapse. that mean to happen???
Grass and tree words
>get up to big sky
>go to water
>back to cave
>Big ug say we let in brown tribe from over river
>brown tribe come, make us put mammoth skin on woman head
>make us say ug bug du ak bug
>me now have to kneel 1 hand every big sky
Stupid big ug
Haha when I rub stick only white sticky come out
Rockpill Ugg on boom boom water
You big talk, make head hurt. Go back where come berrypicker or we tell shaman curse your village
haha you eat too? haha
cave digger make squish squish with other male
New tribe not know rock support cave
rockpill me babyland
>man want make sex
>man take woman and make sex
>tfw stillvirgin.rockpeg
SMOKE THE NEANDERTHALS
HOMO WAR NOW
me cave woman, me want give opion on cave Sup Forums, how get cave/pol/ take cavewoman seriously?
God damn Shakira is hot as fuck.
So sick of liberal gatherfags saying mammoth go extinct if we keep hunting.
What next, can't go clubbing neanderthals to death with bros because they go extinct too? lol
My cave is the best cave.
Is it best cave because it's mine, or mine because it's the best?
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you must go back to pyramid now
Ugbungos or travel past the hills
Show cave|pol| oingo boingo pls
lower furs or gtfo
post milk tumors or go.
me know no berrypicker what is?
NEANDERTHAL WOMAN GOOD AT FUCK FUCK GAMES. MAKE TREE SHAFT FEEL GOOD.
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but cave/pol/ ugbungos always out
Berrypicker work for long nose tribe to keep all berries for cold days
SHOW UDDERS OR LEAVE CAVE!
>hook-nose people bow to strange face men
>have contact aliens
>has think powers
>control art caves with sharp but fair rock
>own caves & rock holes globally
>kin of the ancient royal blood line
>will build first cities on mountain
>own 99% of shiny rock holes on earth
>first fire warmed babies will in all likelihood be strange face babies
>some say have intelligence like mystic mountain men and grey men
>mountain man cave paintings show two shy men who descend upon Earth and bring an era of fire and meat
>own stick sharpening labs around world
>you likely have strange face inside you right now
>strange face men in contact with sky men
>learned art cave speak in less than 7 moons
>many tribes trust shiny rocks to strangeface rock holes
>strange face men 70 winters old
>strange face men may exist outside meat world
cave woman must show milky milks or leave tribe now
Ooga me find statue
Ug will make white cave painting
I recognize symbols. It says "Kek"
You make snu snu with other men.
>Rockchilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>talk with gods
>have magic
>Control tribe with fair but strongly
>Own many caves
>Direct descendants of the gods
>Will pay for first man make cave
>Own 99% of breeding herds
>both brothers said to be extra very smart
>Ancient Stories tell two anlges will bring prosperity to tribes everywhere
>Recently bought all lakes
>Many tribes trust Bogdanoff with their shiny rocks
>The twins were born hundreds of moons ago but their spirits are eternal
nice gyno ungabunga
dark color people are doing bad thing. me think it time for rock throw
Not gonna lie, former Nebuchadnezzar II supporter here, but seriously we shouldn't have let him destroy the first temple.
>long tooth cat take best ungabunga last dark time
>me think long nose did this
some you ok
Don't go to long nose camp tommorrow
>caveman finding metal worked statue
>be me
>want wifefriend
>every sun up before go hunt, wifefriend berrypicker smile
>gog say "club her, she want mate"
>this sup up, I club
>other wifefriends see me club and try to stop dragging back to cave to mate
>"no drag by hair, drag by arm before mate"
>first they say no drag by hair, then no drag by arm, then no drag at all, then no club
>slope is slippery, scared for future of manfriends
Is spirit? Powerful spirit
we religion nao
berrygate is real
tribe elders use code talk
eat berry on stone mean sex with babby
tribe elder work with long nose
long nose wear man skins
real long nose have green scales, sex and eat babby for long life
they need to do way instain elder who eat their babby, because these babby cant frigth back
Caveposting will always be my favorite thread pastime
Buy Stick Sauer Pine226 from hook nose. They sell for 15 hide
>be ug
>ug stand by big water
>have rock in one hand and club in other
>bite rock and throw club in big water
>tribe see
Ok, calm down.
In babylon we have great urban cities and law! it is great, i am sure the other babylonian will accept you western pale skin blond people!
What is a pyramid? you mean the ziggurat?
stone berrypicker skin fight now
Thats an aboriginal, wrong thread.
me say true story
me orange-face tribe once
orange-face make mistake
must stop orange-face learn fire secrets
Rock painting or it no happen
Painting on cave wall or not happen.
you a manlover
geg
is fire longnose scam to destroy our tribe? too hot and burn
can no afford, ungabunga only have tiger heads
Haha u jelly of suparier far south man
Far south man all way better and more strong. Go Ask the everyone
Pictures in head like nest of many bees.
>Liberal humor
Flintstones rock jokes?
gay and stupid OP
Assyrians were white
They also didn't exist during cave/pol/ you stupid cuck
>Be 60 moons old
>Live by Ug cutie
>Kill man infront of Ug
>Ug show baby
>Kill baby
>Ug cry
>Me cry
>We try make new baby
>Tribe leader kills new baby
which cave will you paint uganon
me want man mate
you have shiny rocks or big cocks
take firepill. good for kill witch and smoky taste witch meat good reward.
i carve picture of girl with penis on rock
haha good joke huh guys?
Brandon why you get erocktion? you homo? go jump from cliff homo.
Top kunga
yu stole dat from black nose tribe, we made dat, we wuz fire gods
you berrypicker, i will throw rock, am stronger than man of south
how are you my fellow cavemen?
UNGA BUNGA FUCKING ROCKSTOP
Hahaha,
You from faggy island tribe
You chief say you no allowed have pointy sticks
My chief LOVE pointy sticks
I have many pointy sticks
Look how pointy my stick is
Freedom tribe post your sticks
MUST BREED
Why long nose tribe not like neanderthal like I am.
We just want single man Chieftan Jenkins mammoths and make rock tool.
Long nose tribe should go back to desert
Haha lost at no laugh game
we all homo ugg admit
you just crazy and dumb, fire no danger. just dont stick hand in and no burn
>cave burn down
Gog understand. Here advice. Go dark skin tribe. Bring fire water and trade Hi-Rock. Best part dark skin so small head they no check water skin. Make loincloth water in skin and trade then kill with Hi-rock
Just a few minutes ago, a nomadic berserker hailing from the crescent territories attacked a developing trade center.
This is an eye-witness cave drawing from before he made his escape. If you recognize him, please notify us via stone tablet.
Kek
U gib Dakytl nao
i put rock on stick but rock fall off
waste many moons turning rock into pointy
sam-ug not keep get away with it