I'm doing a name change...
I'm an Iranian immigrant who is now a proud American citizen, and wish to integrate more. I have recently been baptized last weekend.
What are some Sup Forums approved names? Preferably American or English names will do.
My name is "Sanjar", it would be great if the name is close to that, but it does not necessarily have to be.
Jim is the most redpilled name
Wanda Doofinger
George
William
Edmund
Phillip
Arthur
The most sensible ones I can think of
Nicholas
This.
Samuel.
/thread
Brandon
Seeing that you were Iranian, Darius would be best of both worlds
DICK NOSE TYRONE
Ishmael Levenstein
Donald
Matin, Chance, Mark
Sandy... kind of a chick's name but not always... Maybe go with Samuel or Samson if you want something more manly.
Robert, go by Bob. half the machinists where I work are named Bob.
>t. Shmuel
become
Jack Burton
Donald
Samuel , Sam is a nice nickname
Alexander
James
George
Mark
Sean
Jason Bourne
John, ever met a guy named John who's an asshole?
Welcome fellow American, I wish you the best.
Given that Sanjar means king, you might consider Sebastian or Rex.
Supposedly "Sanjar" means King, Prince, royalty, etc.
You could use the first name Brendan. It's fairly American, and its derived from a Welsh word that means "prince."
You can subtly keep your name's meaning while still adopting our culture.
I'm naming my white son Solomon
A good Christian name.
Victor.
Slim Shady.
>useful fool
>Max Power
I got the name off a hair dryer
Mike Breijvik-ZimZam
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The true answer to this question is to name yourself something so incredibly leftist that everyone just thinks you're a lefty fuck. So my suggestion is "Fairday Smith"
my uncle
Marcus, Luther or Max
Welcome to America!
Samuel is pretty close, but gave some good advice!
Shlomo Shekelstein
wait..you claim you were baptized... under what denomination?
It's a fucking porn magazine here hahahaha
Seconding this.
Samuel, or Sam, or Sampson would probably be closest to your name rn
Btw welcome the the US, good for you for being one of us that's awesome
>faggot brit names
OP, American names are 'Michael', 'Jacob', 'Dave', 'Brandon', 'Mark', 'Sean', 'Eric', 'Luke', 'John', 'Josh', 'Xir', etc.
Maximilian
Lukas
Michael
Wojak
KEK did not know that, thanks englishbro
>Sanjar
unless you mean that as a t*rkroach name, that would also be "dreamer" in balkanspeak
Or the more common spelling, Brandon.
You're goddamned right I'm a prince.
Eric is a Swedish name and the rest are from the Anglo translation of the Bible. Like most other Anglo names lol
You're an idiot, but I kek'd at xir.
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>changing your Name
we didn't change our name when my Family went to the US in 1902. Have some pride you cuck.
We all know you're LARPing OP, because if you were really a mudslime we know you would go with:
First name: Mohammed
Middle name: Mohammed
Last name: Mohammed
This
t. Brenden
Nah man I was just going off the top of my head, I live in the upper midwest and know a lot of people with those names. Many such cases around here.
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meant for
Anne Tifa
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Ruhollah Khomeini
Based BTFOer of the globalists.
Gonna need that birth certificate brah
Thats porn?
Pablo
How about "Go Back To Your Country" shill
Inside there's porn but they hide it a little bit on the covers to sell more to normies and display it lower down on the shelves I guess.
Petrol head porn
The best kind
Welcome. Edgar is a pretty sweet name.
Don't let us catch you with a Quran, friend.
>People that never existed
Do Sanjar to Sandor
D'brickashaw
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>leaf
DRUMPF HAHAHAHA
Go for something that evokes American values - guns, (((them))), fatassery, and pretending they have euro ancestry cos they once saw the pogues:
>Diabeetus O'Glockstein Jr 3rd
In all seriousness chose a biblical name
Shut up pajeet, CYRUS is the only good Persian name.
Xander
I actually laughed at this kek
that was before both world wars, dipshit. They'd have thought twice if it was in 1945.
Slab Bulkhead
Use an old-time Biblical name like Ezekiel, Ephraim, Levi or Samson.
Also, congratulations on doing it the right way and assimilating. I wish you good fortune and prosperity in America my friend.
Brendan Donald (((Surname)))
Welcome to your new name.
You WILL like it
Based Amish.
Sarge
More like
"Cletus", "Billy-bob", "Buck", "Boomer", "Elrod", "Ricky", "Trent", "Brick" etc
wow I'm actually really impressed by your guys' cooperation with this. Like, you're even going "welcome to america, congratulations" and stuff. I would expect way more shit since we're in Sup Forums. Is it that easy to become a transamerican?
I've never met a James I didn't like.
Ffs I don't think I have enough brackets on my keyboard to cover that lot
>Not Smith
You dun goofin
Are you genuinely Christian? You don't need to be baptized to be American Persianbro. Christianity is pretty blue pilled.
>implying this thread isn't by a leftist trying to find ammo
>implying they won't use everything we say here against us
Not like it matters
>No Adolf in this thread.
>No Herman in this thread.
You should choose "Sup Forums." That would be a cool name.
He converted to Christianity bro.
Crackstar Douglas
"Sanj" sange , sanchez
Alexander
Literally every john I've ever known was a degenerate piece of shit, sorry any bro johns out there I'm sure some are cool but don't pick this name
It's not difficult to practically integrate into America.
>Convert to Christianity if not already a member, or renounce your previous religion if its beliefs are incompatible with Americanism.
>Change your name if necessary to something Anglicized.
>Obey the laws, respect the Constitution and work hard.
don't be a cuck. keep your name sanjay my son
if i ever immigrate my kids will have anglo as fuck names
>sanchez
Yeah, spend your life with the nick 'dirty'
Meh. Anyone can do that if they want to. You can't change your genes though and I reckoned that was what bugged anti-immigrants the most.
That's how it works in the law. I supposed immigrants would get a lot of shit nevertheless (read above).