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HWNDU Thread
Ebrietas is my daughter and she's cute! Please no bully! Please!!!! PRETTY PLEASE!!!
REMINDER
>you will never see Rose for the first time and be super nervous before you man up and stumble your way through asking her out
>you will never take her out on a date where you can't help but intertwine your fingers with hers for the entire time
>you will never walk her home and then awkwardly pause when its time for her to go inside
>you will never get lost in each other's eyes for the first time as both of your lips move closer to one another
>you will never realize that even though the both of you want to take it slow, you can't help but move fast because it feels so right
>your relationship with Rose will never go into something beautiful
>you will never be held by Rose when you've had a bad day
>you will never look into Rose's eyes and understand that she makes all of the pain go away
>you will never let Rose cook for you and have to lie and say that her food is delicious because of how in love with her you are
>you will never run up behind Rose while she is doing the dishes and surprise her by putting your arms around her and softly kissing the top of your head
>you will never take Rose out for a surprise vacation to liberated Europe where you will propose
>you will never see Rose choke back tears as you begin to doubt your decision to propose before she jumps into your arms and whispers yes into your ear
>You will never see Rose on your wedding day and realize that this is what you have been missing all of your life
>You will never have a large family with Rose and watch them grow up as the two of you grow old together
feels bad man
I NEED JESUS
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stop it leaf
>YO hewunadivdus
>*bobs head*
>hewunadivdus
kek wills me to keep posting
LEST WE FORGET
>you will not have a brisk for your kids
i will, leaf
she is mine
He wait just a god damn second....
Why is she wearing a ring on that finger?
Did anything happen in the last 15 hours of this stream?
I don't really know on these HWNDU memes.
Can someone tell me pls whos rose (is she that qt?) and whos agnes?
It was so sweet to see this mom taking her autistic daughter out to He Will Not Divide Us last night
she is not married . blart asked her
definitely engaged, she was rocking a ring on her finger
this is what is the most rattling but at least we know she is not a degenerate
>that gif
My heart...
Rose is /ourgirl/. She is better than Brittany because she isn't uncouth.
Agnes is an SJW from BedStuy, Brooklyn (home of Biggie Smalls, P. Diddy, and Jay Z.) so you know she has taken some dick a darker shade than chocolate.
have you seen this one?
Mods please.
what?
Other thread was deleted.
Britt best girl
Kindness Evokes Kindness
So the stream got interrupted when stolen valor walked away and when the guy put on the mask. Coincidence?
Is Sup Forums blart an r9k poster?
(you)
>it's another buttmad janny episode
blart save us from this rerun
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Why does he wear the mask?
The camera didn't care who he was until he put on the mask.
Both Venti and Rose are nice people. Very friendly.
Stop muh heart can't take it!
I miss Uncle Chang
is brittany going tonight I need to know
Digits and stolen valor eats pavement tonight
30 threads a day until you like it, buddy.
link to stream?
Red Hood is awful. No one wants to see you eat pizza alone and narrate everything going on.
My dudes, last night Jackie requested they play some song and it was some really chill music... I liked it. can't remember the name though.
Iron something maybe? Anyone know?
HA HA HA
V I P E R
go and ask her on twitter
>yesterday worst dance party ever
>today worst pizza party ever
nujabes?
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL A STAGED THING: even the main Sup Forums stream interactors
are actors, this is all part of the piece of art of Shia Labeouf. Basically there's an entire
team behind all of this: actors (probably still studying), people studying the Sup Forums dynamics that read the threads
telling the Sup Forums actors what to say and how act under a very flexible script (that implies only acting in a certain
way). It isbasically a very flexible and adaptative story that has main "shills" and "/ourguys/" actors
that can eventually interact with random people coming there. Proof of this is the way the actors appear and leave
at the same time every day each one at a different time and right after the previous one left.
Sup Forums is being used by Shia Laebouf for his umpteenth art project. So if you see someone "significative" coming
right after someone else with a meaningful impact to the stream there's a high probability that those two
are paid actors. If you need more proof about how shia is using internet for his project it's pretty
obvious that even his "just do it" project is a shoutout for the people to take his video and see how
the thing evolved. With this project he is just exploring a different part of the internet anthropology.
The team behind the project is formed by thecampaignbook.com
with a high probability of more people behind the project. The team was also behind the #iamsorry previous
Laebouf project. Proof is for example pink hat by Zach Raymond (backstage.com
luke turner reading Sup Forums threads (twitter.com
HAHAHA PAPER YEAAHHH
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Can someone please spray paint the fucking camera already
>trying to bribe people with pizza to go to their shitty dying "protest"
reminder: our boys got btfo by paper this morning by going full sperg
Criminal damage, plus NYPD are always there.
Wow so much free Pizza
that was clearly Naru toh
Both sides got btfo
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Was Paper back after that roast during the night?
>one pizza
>pizza """party"""
Liberals in charge of doing anything right
Alert: Buzzfeed faggot.
They have to buy their own pizza.
TO THE STAFFORDSHIRE BRITISH GUY FROM PREVIOUS THREAD
THHANKS FOR THE WELCOME TO POL
FEEL FREE TO CALL ME A SHITBEARD OR WHAT EVER
LOL
Yeah i looked into the cop car. They have someone constantly watching the stream in the car and museum.
I don't fully get this stop masturbating things. Obviously it's bad if you're excessively consuming HC porn while doing this. On the other hand, if you're single and have sex on occasion chances are high that you won't cut a fine figure, so no gf either. Somebody redpill me please?
>REMOVE MASK
>INSERT PIZZA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE IS THE PROOF
ALSO FUCK YOU SHIA, BRING THIS SHIT TO CHICAGO.
I WANNA HOOK UP WITH Sup Forums QT'S TOO
libs are broke obv
Comfy.
mods
Sad!
Leave
Obese, Gender Reassigned Cammofag is gonna shit itself with delight.
Nope, he said he had things to do. He was totally wrecked. Won't see him till the weekend at least.
What do?
WHO WATCHING LAST NIGHT NOW?
Reminder that Stolen Valor comes here to eat because his wife feeds him literal shit.
>PIZZA WILL UNITE US
I agree with this
paper made himself look like scum by attacking jackie at the end, but yeah our boys are actual retards.
I don't recall a "semi-chad" visiting the stream and hitting it off with Britt.
Top five characters on HWNDU
>Blart
>Stolen Valor
>Malcolm /x/
>Milk Man
>Bjorn
Fite me.
Go down and give a shout out to Ebrietas and say she's cute and get everyone else to say it.
are you retarded?
paypurr yeaaah hhahaha couldnt keep one coherent thought.
he couldnt handle the bantz. /ourguys/ realized that and drowned him in memes
let's not forget what the initial goal was: disrupting the stream that happened. you have your recurring cast of paid shills and /ourguys/. hardly any outsiders
the stream is dead
Timestamp for rose's return??? I NEED MORE
Take over the stream from Red Hood please for the love of christ
run striaght to the camera and headbutt it
HOW MUCH FUCKING PIZZA DO THESE PEOPLE EAT
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL A STAGED THING: even the main Sup Forums stream interactors
are actors, this is all part of the piece of art of Shia Labeouf. Basically there's an entire
team behind all of this: actors (probably still studying), people studying the Sup Forums dynamics that read the threads
telling the Sup Forums actors what to say and how act under a very flexible script (that implies only acting in a certain
way). It isbasically a very flexible and adaptative story that has main "shills" and "/ourguys/" actors
that can eventually interact with random people coming there. Proof of this is the way the actors appear and leave
at the same time every day each one at a different time and right after the previous one left.
Sup Forums is being used by Shia Laebouf for his umpteenth art project. So if you see someone "significative" coming
right after someone else with a meaningful impact to the stream there's a high probability that those two
are paid actors. If you need more proof about how shia is using internet for his project it's pretty
obvious that even his "just do it" project is a shoutout for the people to take his video and see how
the thing evolved. With this project he is just exploring a different part of the internet anthropology.
The team behind the project is formed by thecampaignbook.com
with a high probability of more people behind the project. The team was also behind the #iamsorry previous
Laebouf project. Proof is for example pink hat by Zach Raymond (backstage.com
luke turner reading Sup Forums threads (twitter.com
He actually did say "We Wuz Kangz" during last stream.
The (HWUAH!).. Shaush... Ish.... Sshwheet and.... (HWUAH!)........ SHAVHOURHRY
stomp on the pizza
how come?
Hi Shitbeard, your's sincerely Staffs
Go get a slice of pizza bro
pretty sure it's just one mod that has it out for Sup Forums. probably a pink-haired tranny.
Stay there. It's the worst Pizza party in existense across the street.
she did go off with someone one of those nights, he said are you ready to go eat or something? and she said yeah. was on periscope
go to the camera and say "shout out to Stolen Valor"
Stop fucking giving money to starcucks. Their coffee is replacing burgers as the thing americans are constantly stuffing their face with,