Say it after me: GOTTKANZLER SCHULZ

Say it after me: GOTTKANZLER SCHULZ

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Rip Germany

Red, red, green could happen. FUCK!

Dont you have more to say?
You sit in your comfy canada while i suffer more everyday not knowing if we will make it till 2020.

Germany...
Ja

Looks like Merkel will have to deal with AFD. God she is such a stupid bitch

KEINE BREMSEN

>(((polls)))

I dont think AfD will accept it.

what is the point of this meme?
are you serious, ironic or ironically ironic in a post-ironic way?

Don't question it, just let it flow through you.

They have a responsibility if they are offered reasonable terms by the CDU

AfD will never work with merkel.
They want her to fail and then work with Seehofer

if those autistic kraut fuckers elect schulz i'm gonna make russia nuke them. i don't know how yet, but i fuckin will

i just found this pic, can anyone give me a quick rundown on this guy in pic related?

i heard that Rotschilds bow to them, can anyone confirm? i'm in dire need of fast summary

Wait, I've got my hands on some secret intel, I'll run it down real quick:

>They invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully
>proud defenders of the West
>have created several black holes
>said to even have created a white hole (unconfirmed)
>Said to be intimidating in private (not violent, this is false)
>have invented the cure for autism
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>the final red pill
>they are legion
>know the truth about the pyramidic shape of the earth
>Barron bows to Bogdanoffs
>Hold back the cure for cancer to bring their string theory based medicine on the market
>In contact with aliens, we think it might be several species
>Have psychic powers, see this video (youtube.com/watch?v=LieLBpy9qgU) and also this one at around 0:57 (youtube.com/watch?v=G2A-uxwQS-8)
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>first beings to walk on Jupiter (Jupiter being a gas planet is a jewish lie)
>skilled in arcance sorcery and Japanese swordsmanship
>Own castles, nuclear plants and mansions around the world
>rumored to have transcended to the eighth dimension
>despite having perfect dicksucking lips never sucked anyone besides each other off
>Bluehschilds (even more secretive than rothschilds) bow to Bogdanoffs
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>their death would result in an atom bomb explosion, only to reveal that they have survived/ been reborn

>control the masses with pop songs like youtube.com/watch?v=dXp64bltOnQ
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city, Bog Angeles the second)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>hold back the market to bring their own string theory based market on the market
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>fierce enemies of the NWO
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>shitpost on /po/
>put flouride in the water in order to weaken mankind for their inevitable attack
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>caused the Tunguska event theguardian.com/theguardian/from-the-archive-blog/2013/feb/08/tunguska-asteroid-comet-1908-siberia
>I should be doing way more productive things than creating OC for the bogdanoff meme
>wielders of powerful memetic energy, resulting in superhuman strength and beauty
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>In contact with the spirits of nature
>they do not forgive
>they do not forget
>wanted for treason in Atlantis and Bielefeld
>actually are siamese twins, but do not share a physical but rather a spiritual link
>You likely have been cucked by the Bogdanoff twins and their BBCs (Big Bogdanoff Cock)
>claim to be Holocaust survivors despite being Holocaust deniers (still need confirmation on that)

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/12/pope-francis-russian-orthodox-patriarch-kirill-make-history-cuba-first-meeting-in-1000-years
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html
>They learned fluent French in under a week and speak Deep Speech and Old Aramaic since their birth
>created anime to corrupt the white youth
>The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov.
>caused the Finno-Korean Hyper War
>do not need to breathe, eat, drink or sleep
>He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
>Grichka is >to smart for gf en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_and_Grichka_Bogdanoff#Personal_life
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoff
>wrote Mein Kampf (wrongly attributed to Adolf Hitler)
>You likely have the Bogdanoff twins inside you right now
>big guys
>Said to be involved in funding several zero energy research projects
>please kill me
>envied by women all over the galaxy for their godlike grace
>Hold back the electric car to bring their string theory based car on the market

>touched by the old ones, resulting in their otherworldly beauty
>Only known possesors of the Bogdanomicon
>Soros bows to Bogdanoffs
>regularly attend the Bilderberg meeting (actually called Bilderbog)
>the final green pill
>combined IQ of over 180
>hold back half-Life 3 to bring their string theory based version on the market
>saved Europe multiple times with nothing more than a phone call
>assumed to be several decades old in human measurements, in reality they are timelss beings existing for longer than the universe
>they are also region
>reply to this rundown or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>secret owners of Sup Forums
>create BLACKED threads on a daily basis to distract people from the bogpill
>delete threads containing the truth
>cause of the (((big bang))), which was renamed to hide their involvement, originally its discoverer Alexander Friedmann en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Friedmann named it after the two (the Bog Bang)
>because of severe threatening by the jewish community he eventually renamed it, effectively robbing the brothers of their well deserved credit
>They were three twins in the beginning, until they absorbed their third brother to gain even greater power
>in full control of every government on earth
>hold back string theory to bring their own string theory based string theory on the market
>slowly working towards the Bog World Order (BWO)
>There is no escape

thanks m8, that's a top notch quick synopsis

Holy fuck they are cucked.
>lol non country xd
at least the right is rising here

People on Sup Forums don't understand just HOW retarded the average German is and HOW controlled we are by media.

Germans literally don't speak English. No one. Excapt some turbo neets like me and even my English isn't very good.

Everything here gets translated, we are a pure propaganda state.

There is no hope. Understand it, please.

I am here to help, dear neighbour.

why is afd listed as 6th ? Shouldn't it be from highest to lowest ?

>When a non-country is talking about cuckoldry.

rip

sorry about the ''denazification'' project

he is lügening , we speaken gud englisch

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Didn't that guy say "Germany only exists to serve Israel"?

No way he could get elected if so, right?

Dis, evry boomer zpeakz top notch englizch and iz highly educated. They don't just vote CDU because they are voting sheep.

>Germany massively profits from the EU
>why do they vote for the guy thats pro EU
simple 1+1
Also the commies already said they wont make a government with Schulz so the only thing left is union + spd anyway

If he had a chance, do you think the shills would be CTR levels of desperate?

>Germany only exists to protect Israel
>the European left hates Israel

so how is that going to work?

yes its exactly that guy.

But in the mind of many germans thats actually good thing, becaues of 70+ years of guilt culture indoctrination.

>profit
>"mmmmmmmmmmhhh, yeah ali, deeper, right there, fill me up"
Late hours in (You)r wife's bedroom.

If you went to Berlin and asked a random German "Does Germany only exist to serve Israel and the Jewish people?" they would get arrested for hate speech if they said 'no'. Don't you remember the 6 gorillion goy? You owe them.

In Germoney you really don't any other choices for Chancellor than Merkel or this guy and this dude is better. Yes he's fucking shit but still better than Merkel.

You can vote for other parties if you want to waste your vote, sure, the system is set up that way. BUT they have ZERO chance of getting Chancellor and thus you are wasting your one chance of helping get rid of Merkel by not voting for the only possible replacement. And he is not worse than Merkel. Merkel is rapefugees + austerity. This guy is rapefugees + hopefully less austerity.

Frankly I don't give a shit if Germany takes all the refugees in the world as long as we get less austerity. Always vote on economics like every sane person. The centre-right and the centre-left have essentially the same refugee and social policies anyway, the difference is only how they talk about it, since it is handed down to them by YOU KNOW WHO

AfDs only possible coalition partner btw is CDU since they have been burning bridges to the left-wing parties. Think about that faggots, a vote for them is a vote for Merkel and austerity, not against immigration/refugees.

Do not vote against your economic interests.

>wanna get rid of Merkel
>get communist-government instead

SCHLAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!

Merkel actually has the exact same position as the SPD and the greens have been moving towards the center.
Nothing will change except that Merkel will be gone.

Sorted by current number of seats (first four) then whatever.

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lel I'm out

>not voting for cute Frauke and wanting to MGGA
You a shit.

The only thing that could save german is AFD + CSU but we wont get that this year

>voting for neoliberal shills who can only ally with Merkel as the junior partner (read: beanbag) in the coalition to bring in more rapefugees and continue austerity

We already saw this movie here in Finland... no thanks. At least with Die Linke/SPD you have a chance of getting rid of some of the austerity. The rapefugees aint going nowhere no matter who you vote for because of the open borders policy of the EU, which none of the mainstream parties are willing to change for economic reasons no matter what the populists demand

Seehofer has no balls. If he wanted, he could run in whole Germany, build bridges toward AfD and form a CSU AfD FDP coalition, which wouldn't even be that unrealistic to be a possibility regarding the numbers. But no, he goes the no risk cuck route. I' ashamed I even considered voting CSU at one point.

Sure Detlef, certainly there won't come even more sandpeople with rot-rot-grün.

>muh neoliberalism
Socialism is what brought us here in the first place, pinko. All left wing parties in Europe want Genocide and you can bet your yellow ass that it won't be a genocide of muslims.

Time to crash this Union with no survivors desu.

>FDP back into the government
Goodbye germany

Better than muh surveillance CSU, but hey, not everybody likes freedom.

...because it's totally socialism and, you know, worker's unions that calls for importing millions of workers to keep the economy growing forever... oh wait no that's neoliberalism that the [[[banks]]] and other big business are pushing

Wakey wakey wanker. It wasn't Die Linke that imported millions of people in the country. IT WAS CENTRE-RIGHT BIG BUSINESS LOBBY PARTY HEADED BY MERKEL THE ANTICHRIST

>Merkel not crypto commie
>Die Linke not openly calling for the destruction of Germany and its people

If you think the borders are pretty much lost and third world immigration is inevitable, the only sensible policy would be an accelerationist one so that we can crash this thing and start over.

There's no such thing as a worthwhile society with such a large savage demographic.

52 : 44
probably not

What the fuck is wrong with you Germany?

Gee, I wonder, what could be the root of our problems, namely controlled media, guilt trip indoctrination in the education system, hate speech regulations, etc.? I don't know, probably the evil neoliberal people in the AfD are responsible for all of this.

Linke actually wants to get rid of all that

So you somehow failed to explain how it benefits the worker's unions that are the biggest base for left-wing parties to depress the worker's wages by importing millions people, instead of, you know, directly benefiting only big business and banks...

And how ironic that you call Merkel the austerity lunatic a commie. She has driven the most disastrous big business, right-wing economic agenda in the EU that most countries in it have ever had in their history. The refugee policy is the latest catastrophic part of it.

She's social liberal & economically neoliberal, the typical centre-right politician today. These are RIGHT-WING POLICIES. Socialism doesn't need endless economic growth, alas there is zero reason to import millions of people on behalf of the private business lobbies to depress the worker's wages.

If you don't make 100k € + a year you will keep getting economically fucked by the CDU/AFD/CSU policies while they slowly (or quickly) fill the country with migrants because business lobbies will not wait for the demographics of the country to naturally pick up. They think about their profits in the next Quarter - not what Germany looks like in 20 years. They don't give a fuck about that. They've made their money and moved to the Bahamas or Panama by then

Nah, you got that wrong a bit, they want to get rid of Germans my dude. Easy mistake to be made.

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>lefty pol meme
Now I see why you're such a woke and intelligent individual. I love how you flood into here everytime elections come around.

Economics don't mean shit when demographics are lost. Dunecoons will vote in Leftist policies anyway in the long run and being hit with a high service/high taxes model sucks, but can be managed so long as your country is still white.

How fucking dumb do you have to be to think Merkel's problem is not being a big enough globalist cuck? Vote for the guy who thinks Germany exists for Israel instead? What the fuck?

Is the AfD just hilariously inept or something? How could they possibly be stuck at 12% still?

Fake polls.
They're at 20%+ nation wide.

But it doesn't even matter since all the (((other))) parties will unite against them so they'd need like 50%+ which is never going to happen.

Eh maybe. People said Swedish Democrats could never get a coalition too. The other parties like to say "We'll never form a coalition with them" because the other parties are either 1) Leftists who never would or 2) moderate right-wing parties that want to steal votes. CDU would be probably decide to pivot and coalition with AfD if AfD stole enough votes.

>CSU AFD FDP
Wtf I'm getting wet all of a sudden

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German politics is baffling.

That applies to Austria and Switzerland, too. They don't really differentiate between high and low politics in the German speaking world nor do they view one issue as being more decisive than another.

A German will look at Merkel and think:

>refugees bad
>crime bad
>job good
>economy good
>roads good
>weather good

And vote for her. They don't view politics the same way as the rest of the world.

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Honestly my man it doesn't even matter.
AfD won't fix the german demographic decline or fix our culture problem (muh everything german is nazi)

I give this Republic a few more decades at most. If the EU collapses this Republic will die even faster.

Hopefully I'll see a new Reich in my lifetime but eh.

Why do you always have to go to these stupid extremes?

Forget your reich. Your last ones ended in misery and you will only fail again. Wall yourself off to the world and keep yourselves occupied internally. Do what Austria does. Just fuck everyone off, go skiing and work a few days a week. No more massive ideas or plans for the rest of us.

You couldn't even wait six months after your own country unified before you got involved in the Balkans, again. What is it with you, honestly? Is there something you aren't telling us? Everything you attempt leads to destruction.

In a few decades your money will run out and you will kill all the ethnics. Then you will fail, again, and you will have ruined criticism of immigration for future generations as you did nationalism for the 20th century.

Stop it. Whatever you think is a good idea never is so just stop doing it.

>No more massive ideas or plans for the rest of us.
Made me laugh.

We will never accept this!

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND.

But seriously I agree. WW1 was pretty much unnecessary and ruined Europe.

Can't you leave? Isn't that what the eu is for? Open borders n shit

Pretty much this. Why couldn't we go full Switzerland mode instead of this EU bullshit?

that pic

>Not sure if negative campaigning or serious
anyone please elaborate on why a failed globalist moron.