You wake up tomorrow and this seemingly silly looking map is a reality

You wake up tomorrow and this seemingly silly looking map is a reality
How would you react?

sniff sniff *plump*

hmmmm tasty

finger licking good

*pop* *pop*
whats this

hmmm smelly poppi on my belly

hmmm poppi

POOP POOP POOP

YES YES POOPPIES

HMM SMELL FRESH

LICKY LICKY

Germany + Japan is way too much autism in one place but at least beady eyes is gone.

Will the dingoes help us combat the leaf menace?

...

Chair number eleven says hello.

I welcome our new Australian shitlords. Way better than our previous neighbors.

Argentina will finally be white!

the wall just got 10 feet higher

Prettt comfy

>Perth's climate practically unchanged
>Melbourne and Sydney now equatorial swamps

haha

We still need the wall.

Fake, Crimea is in wrong country.

Much harder for illegals to get here from Calais. Brought Ireland with us, so illegals from China/Korea will end up there first.

It would be slightly hotter but we'd have an earth quake every few years and we aren't as prepared as Japan is, so we'd have mass scale deaths for the first decade or two until we rebuilt most of the country.

Other than that, doubt much would change.

I'd love to have Aussies as next door neighbors. Beats the hell outta drugxico. Also I can't stop laughing that the UK is oddly placed over there for some reason

oh come on were still stuck with the brits

You're conjoined twins

What the fuck did I just read

>Australia
>right across the Texas border
I'd head down for some bantz tourism.

>Beats the hell outta drugxico
Rich coming from the nation that consumes drugs the most and arms and funds traffickers.

Build a wall.

>moving us next to a nation of loud, stupid and exploitative cucks
>have to actually deal with trump and his mainstream brand of retardation

please, god no

WHEN I’VE BEEN A REAL GOOD BOY
ONLY ONE THING BRINGS ME JOY
CRUNCHY, FLAKY, ALL-WHITE MEAT
THE ONE AND ONLY GOOD BOY TREAT
TENDIES, TENDIES, IN MY TUMMY
MUMMY MAKES THEM OH SO YUMMY
HONEY MUSTARD, TART AND SWEET
MAKES MY GOOD BOY TREAT COMPLETE
MUMMY KNOWS THAT I GET GRUMPY
WHEN HER MILKY GETS ALL LUMPY
SO SHE PUTS AWAY HER TEAT
AND STARTS TO MAKE MY GOOD BOY TREAT
WHEN THE PRE-HEAT HAS BEGAN
PICK THE PERDUE, PAM THE PAN
THROW THE TENDIES IN THE HEAT
AND SOON I’LL EAT MY GOOD BOY TREAT
TENDIES, TENDIES, FAR TOO CRISPY
BLACK AND HARD LIKE MUMMY’S NIPPY
MUMMY DEAR, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
MY GOOD BOY TREATS ARE OVERDONE!
‘SORRY DEAR’ MY MUM WOULD SAY
‘I’LL GO AND GET YOU CHIC FIL-A’
I DON’T GOT ALL FUCKING DAY
‘I WANT MY TENDIES NOW!’ I BRAY
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
SCREECHING, SCREAMING, JUMPING PLENTY
CUZ MY TUMMY’S RUNNING EMPTY
POO DRIPS FROM MY LEG ALL RUNNY
THIS WILL NOT END WELL FOR MUMMY
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
MY DIAPY HOLDS MY SECRET WEAPON
YOU SHOULD SEE MY MUM’S EXPRESSION
WHEN THE POO POO HITS THE WALL
AND FISTFULLS MORE ALL START TO FALL
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!
POO POO! PEE PEE!
I WANT MY TENDIES NOW, MUMMY!!!

guys I need help. Once I did this thing but shed oesnt comes back. what i do wrong i dont know but today i went riding bike and this wite girl cme to me and we talked about many thing s and them she said she wanted date and we give me number and after that i got home to mmammy saying me have to grt milk and them i fot milk and she made food and we eat and then at end of day bu tnot dark you know when sun is still up and it is light behind big house you kneo there is bug house near my garden and neighbour inside and neighbour is big uy and he frineld y often ee play game you know game with foot and ball and we play this game with many people and then i shoot with foot p foot you know once i had accident with foot and a car rolled over my food and foot is blue and doctor and you know my doxtor is a los big and he is nice to me always give lollipop and is friendly and make joke and his chair is comfortable oh and once i had red chair in my car and is was comfortable and i sit and drive whit car and it mak e barromm broom and after if ready car make broom but when cold with white thngin on car it now make broom because of pm. not warm you knwo when ice is warm it is soda abutist when cold yes yes cold i meant so car was cold and then i drove fpr hours and then i saw a girl oh you know eith hair like a sail and boroormr.