You're at UC Berkely yesterday, wearing your MAGA hat. All of a sudden these guys start walking in your direction.
Who would you pick to defend yourself?
>50 Russian hooligans, armed with bottles, sticks and brass knuckles
>20 rednecks, with 2 pick-up trucks but no guns 'cause it's Cali
>6 roof Koreans
>1 fully armed commie hating Navy SEAL
I would pick the navy seal with 'full armament' (could mean anything) but I want to see drunken, pissed off, ex commie vatniks beat the brains out of the modern commies.
The rooftop koreans.
Those antifa faggots may be numerous, but they're forgetting one important thing:
This is ribrary
I'll take bydlos, but the local not russian ones
The Russians
Gimme the SEAL.
Rooftop Koreans. I live next to a few and they're pretty good people.
I'd just beat them to death with my bare hands. Fucking goyim pussies.
russians
Rooftop Koreans get a +1 against rioting calicucks.
The Ruskis every time, it would be a glorious battle.
Ultras would fuck up these little faggots pretty quick desu
The Koreans, because they are the most dedicated and will kill every single one — and because they are not white and can't be racist.
Is there any footage of this, I never caught the story when it dropped
Probably the SEAL, but I'd want him to have an autogun or a flame thrower.
Russian hooligans, or any hooligans for that matter
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Rodney King riots. Hundreds of hours on YouTube.
Roof Koreans.
They are probably the most based people in history.
If the SEAL had explosives...any one of the options would work just fine.
At first the rednecks seem like the worst choice, but they are the only ones that can perform a motorized extraction.
Looks legit. Especially with the "Abu Ayesh" watermark.
The one SEAL, he will shoot to kill and they'll be running in the opposite direction probably before his rifle even leaves the low ready.
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Koreans. They'll fuck off as soon as they hear a gunshot, probably. If the Koreans are nogunz like the rednecks I pick the Russians.
the 50 gopniks
it would be a glorious battle
I would come at them with all my dragon dildos. No anus would be safe!!!
At least Nazis have the courage to show their face
This.
These morons would just run with their tails tucked between their legs the instant one of them gets shot dead.
50 Ruskies
Based old man
The small one is like 20cm who the hell would buy an extra large one that's suicide
You have much to learn, young Jedi.
wtf that's so stupid
why is there a subset of low-intellgence americans who are all "MUH FLAG" and get so butthurt
identifying with a pattern on a piece of cloth
Link to a video?
>be me at UC berkely
>not a student just passing through
>wearing a red coke hat
>i fucking love coca cola
>suddenly i hear chanting
>massive crowd surrounds me screaming
>"GOOD NIGHT ALT-RIGHT"
>"DOWN WITH FASCISTS"
>start getting hit from every direction
>try to fight but there is too many
>start thinking its the end when i fall to the ground
>as im being stomped i hear another scream
>"CYKA BLYAT"
>suddenly all the protesters are being demolished by russians in track suits
>hearing "CYKA" from every direction
>in about 60 seconds the entire crowd is running, some of the russians follow, other brgin to squat and smoke
>one of them helps me up
>"do not be of fright tovarishch, we save."
>hands me a 40 oz, and a cigarette
>mfw
Link me to some degeneracy, master
1: Probably my best option but they have as much of a chance of beating the shit out of me as they do the other guys.
2: There are no rednecks in Cali
3: The only way they would help me is in defense of their store, if they saw me running to their store they would probably shoot me instead.
4: This guy has better things to do than deal with this bush league shit. He drops a smoke bomb and disappears.
imagine someone emptying an SMG clip into that crowd
Ruskies desu
You deny it? I assume you're in the JIDF seeing as you're such a tough kike.
>Your people have never won a war without big brother to help you out in history. You wouldn't even be living in israel if we hadn't given it to you
>there are no rednecks in Cali
I don't know what your definition of a redneck is but there's some country ass sluts up in northern CA
Why do cucks only do mass shootings when there's not an antifa crowd? It makes no sense
I dont condone mass murder, but you'd think if there was ever a time, right? I mean fuck
It's about respect for the men that died in defense of that flag you commie fuck
t. edgy cuckold
If it means nothing, why symbolically burn it?
Should step out of the water before insulting the alligator
just dial 1-800-get-at-me
You could say that about anything, idiot.
>it's just paper with words on it, why do muslims get angry when I burn the koran in front of them?
>anyone who points out my bullshit is JIDF
You're such a butthurt faggot, Jawad.
roof koreans
one hundred percent
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You are a moron, I'm talking about you saying you'd go and punch out the antifa when you'd be cowering like a little bitch and you know it.
so it's an empty symbolic gesture? Seems like these low-intelligence simpletons are clinging to symbolism rather than respecting their country in any meaningful way. Laughable.
Underrated
>You're at UC Berkely yesterday, wearing your MAGA hat.
No I'm not. Being there accomplishes nothing.
>i'm just really butthurt about your shitposting
Oh, I'm sorry. Am I being problematic, Nigel?
i'm not saying that it means "nothing", i'm saying it's embarrassing that people identify with the symbol so fanatically.
Yes, I wish there were some sort of final solution to this problem
Say, why do you think people desecrate flags? What are they trying to express?
this should be pasta, this was fucking funny
>Who would you pick to defend yourself?
A gun.
First choice would be the 50 russian hooligans - those guys know how to fuck up fa****
20 rednecks only if they were "Bikers for Trump" with baseball-bats
6 roof Koreans? don't really get the reference
Wouldn't chose the SEAL - if he shot those antifags up, he would get into prison for life (or get a death sentence). No one should go into jail or get a death sentence over some worthless antifaggots :D
are you kidding? ONE russian can flip a single truck. 50?! russians?!
yeah dude. I'm a commander a general of imagination and I choose 50 russians.
>hy is there a subset of low-intellgence americans who are all "MUH FLAG" and get so butthurt
>nobody died for that flag
This is why I hate the left. You spat on the vietnam vets.
hello fellow operator
They're:
- (successfully) trying to incite rage from butthurt nationalists
- demonstrate dissatisfaction with the country and its leadership
- subvert symbolic gestures
Don't bother, he's baiting schmeul.
No rednecks in cali? You obviously haven't spent much time in norcal
holy fuck that girl on the right
thick thighs save lives
source?
What an edgy little edgelord you are.
I dare you to go to a non-western country and burn their flag in public.
But why would the russians side with you?
I wouldn't want to be surrounded by russians when a riot starts.
Gimme the seal
>At ease soldier, can I have you sidearm? I need suppressive fire tho
>Let me show you how we did this in 1918
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Roof Koreans of course, wouldn't want the SEAL to get a bad rep for killing civilians. Hearing about 50 Russians "hacking" the protest would be funny as fuck, though.
The Russians
I've seen what Russians can do with their bare fucking hands and bottles in a fight and I don't think antifa is armed with guns. Long story short not only would antifa get their ass beat but a great many would fucking die
>try to provoke
>get butthurt when it provoked a reaction
Why can't you just leave the flag that people respect with honor and dignity alone?
Because you don't respect the country. You're an alien to the country
Be with it, or get out. You protest against how the country is run, not the country itself.
so this subset of patriotic american low-breeds are emotionally equivalent to non-civilized brown people?
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!
best part majority of their guns were toy replicas
sneaky chinks
>50 Russian hooligans, armed with bottles, sticks and brass knuckles
for maximum fun
>1 fully armed commie hating Navy SEAL
for nice hunting action
On face value, the 50 Ruskies; contingent upon their BAC at acceptable levels.Otherwise,rooftop ROKers.
the ones with trucks obviously
vroom vroom
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Blyats for sure
The Russians are putting those kids in the ground. Anti-fa only prospers in numbers where they are the armed aggressors. A bunch of brawling and armed Russians is going to disperse this quickly.
If I brought the SEAL there'd be a media spin. I won't do that to a brother in arms.
Easily the Russian hooligans.
The ruskies going by euro2016
I'd probably join them and then find a Nazi
>demonstrate dissatisfaction with the country and its leadership
Right, but if I said to your face that I wish for both of your inbred parents to slowly died from cancer, I would be merely demonstrating my dissatisfaction with you in a symbolic gesture, but something tells me you wouldn't like that. How come?
There you go being edgy again.
SEAL. He pulls the M249 off his shoulder and the antifaggots drop like flies.
"I" am not burning "the flag" -- I'm merely an observer who honestly finds it hilarious (literally comical to the point of laughter) how much these fools identify with a patterned piece of cloth, and get so M.A.D. if it's burned/stepped on
Damn that song was bad, why did you post it? Weeaboo faggot, whatever side you're on I'm joining the opposite.
You think wishing someone's parents would die is the same as identifying emotionally with a piece of cloth?
I don't get the allegory you're trying to make - honestly, if you said that to me IRL i'd probably tell you to chill out bro.
Russians desu.
I would also take British "football" hooligans and Polish nationalists if either were an option.
Those lads would be pretty sick too I reckon
>It's not me!
Oh come on dude.
>Damn that song was bad, why did you post it?
I was being edgy pham
Literally new copypasta.
>out hating a country and rioting violently
>man puts out flag fire
>act violent towards him
>he punches back in self defence
>wahhh
I was talking openly, I know you don't do that.
>finds it hilarious (literally comical to the point of laughter) how much these fools identify with a patterned piece of cloth
That's because you're a piece of shit that cannot find sentimental value in anything.
Do you even live or care about things?
People died for the freedom of that patterned piece of cloth. I don't like how people disrespect it nowadays in the America, or even in my own country.
>hurrr the flag is only a symbol
>desecrating a flag doesn't actually express anything because symbols don't symbolize anything
What's wrong with punching people in the face for expressing their disgusting leftism?
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