Two asteroids set to smash into Earth, Feb 26

thesun.co.uk/news/2134173/asteroids-strike-earth-2016-wf9-2017-bs32/

Digits decide where.

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Oh thank God.

Anywhere is fine, thanks.

Right on top of me

new York city

Berkeley deserves to be wiped off the map

There just city destroyers sadly.

Canada

Mecca and Davos

LONDON

WITNESSED

Mecca

Kek wills it, HA!

PRAISE KEK I ALWAYS WANTED THAT SHITHOLE REMOVED

Australia

Back at ya

Israel

OH SHIT GUY THIS IS I--

oh its thesun

commiefornia and sweden kek wills it

Good. I need some action. I'm bored

Antarctica

Water near Antarctic cause it's an Eva.

The architect of kek: the personification of change, hope, and meme magic

Isreal

Fucking this.

Canada
Melbourne
Commiefornia
Jew York
EU HQ

And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;


biblehub.com/revelation/8-10.htm

Roll for california.

China. Digits confirm.

Your hat.

I think Brussels could use one, right at their Tower of Babel site

Both mentioned asteroids will be of no consequence. Sage.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yI_4ZL8TCC4

Multiple sources. They weren't sure about the first one and still aren't.

2nd Impact Confirmed

Sorry guys but double 77s beats double 00s. Kek wills it.

Israel

>Anywhere is fine, thanks.
now watch as they strike in the middle of africa and nothing happens.

Berlin

Mecca! DROP THE HEAVENLY ROCK ON THE HEATHENS! KEKUS VULT!

Reroll

>missing it by a meagre 161,280 km
>meagre 161,280 km

I care so much about these news I don't even know what to say!

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Well, good thing we'll all be dying in that enormous Yellowstone explosion that someone keeps saying will happen on 2/14/17.
Just in case, roll for China.

Tel'Aviv and Riyahd

White House for both pls

Seconding for Berkley

Reroll for Mecca!

Germany

TOTAL BULLSHIT!

WE HAVE THE FIRMAMENT THAT'S OVER THE EARTH TO PRTECT US!

THIS IS MORE (((NASA))) LIES!!

Lord KEKET has spoken

This time, we can blame the jew
Praise Kek, Fuck Mecca

post crane webm pls

Israel

It'll be mecca

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1. Hawaii

2. Jerusalem

Thirding for Berkley

Israel.
Saudi Arabia.

Pyramids of Giza

>ctrl f
>mexico
>0 results.

T-thanks

Sweden and DC

ops house

Both should hit Mecca just to be sure the job gets done.

são paulo
london

Syria so libtards can stop complaining about "muh refugees suffering"

The Pacific Ocean. Massive tsunami devastates the pacific rim.

China & Mecca, check these trips

ohbuoy

NYC
LA

>i have better odds at winning the lottery.

Mecca X 2.

Mecca and San Francisco.

cupertino

If the asteroid hits us we win.

Kill me, Pete.

Rolling

Only city tier destruction? Cali and Quebec/Vancouver I can't really remember which was worse.

Vancouver for Chinese

Toronto for Muslims

Quebec for ???

Cali for fags and illegals.

This please.

They'll both burn up in atmo, my numbers prove it.

I KNOOOOOW
I KNOW THAT I LET YOU DOWN
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE
BUT NOW, THROUGH ALL THE HURT AND PAIN
ITS TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT
THE ONES WHO LOVE ME MORE THAN ANYTHING
SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART
I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO
IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER
WHATS DONE IS DONE IT FEELS SO BAD
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN, MY WORLD IS ENDING
I WISH, I COULD TURN BACK TIME
COS NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
CANT LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE
I KNOW, YOU CANT FORGET THE PAST
YOU CANT FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE
BECAUSE OF THAT ITS KILLING ME INSIDE
BASS RIFF
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COME TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN
IN MY HEART OF HEARTS I KNOW THAT I COULD NEVER LOVE AGAIN
IVE LOST EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, EVEYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WORLD
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

The White House and Capitol Hill.

Trump, Pence, and Ryan all die.

We make Hillary president.

Drumpfkins get used to saying Madame President.

>3456

Nice, but I hate to tell you that's not how CoG works.

You dumb sack of shit. There's a LONG line of people who take office of President should each consecutive person die.

Asteroid stop!

Article says both will miss Earth by hundreds of thousand miles.

kill yourself

>1337

France needs to be wiped off the map.

I know, it's an old grudge, but I just think the French people deserve to die. Horribly.

We get this same shit story 5 times per year. Nothing will happen faggots enjoy your existence

B-but it's literally my birthday. Oh well, I guess it's my birthday present.

hillary clinton's house please

OP's mom's fat ass.

GOTEEEM

it's on my birthday

this is the best gift ever!

:DDDDD

Vatican City

I live in California but I am hoping California. Preferably a 40 mile wide asteroid dead center on Los Angeles. I'd probably survive that barring any tsunamis or gas explosions. Shadilay brothers!

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>40 mile wide asteroid
>I'd probably survive that barring any tsunamis or gas explosions

You fucking dumbass, an asteroid that size would literally wipe out the earth. Nobody would survive save a few godly lucky pockets.

Both in sweden

dETROIT

The big one will hit in Yellowstone, triggering a mega volcano under Wyoming and parts of Montana.
Digits confirm