Would you like to be an organ doner in case of dea-

>Would you like to be an organ doner in case of dea-
>No
>but-
These are my fucking organs and I want to be buried with as many as possible.

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That's petty and you are retarded

>He didn't write in his will that he wants his brain to be preserved and donated for use in body-switching experiments
It's like you don't even want to be resurrected in a giganigga body with a superior white brain to have the best of both worlds.

They rot within 7 days anyway, 40 days for a full decompose I think.

Either way, I don't think you'd care when you're dead, because you're dead, cease to exist, not going to give half a shit.

Maybe so, don't really care.

>best of both worlds
There are no benefits to having a black body unless you want to sprint faster.

And they'll be my rotted organs.

>Don't get sunburned
>Less likely to get skin cancer
>Easier to hide in dark places
>Wider nostrils allow for better air intake
>Libcucks will be incapable of countering you and your arguments in any way because they're too afraid of being racist
>You can now say nigga in public without anyone getting offended

I'm getting cryogenically frozen.

>be organ doner
>get shot
>sorry user little Jamal needs a lung
>there's nothing we could do for him ma'am. He was shot in the foot with a high caliber assult style paintball gun
>die

This is why I'm not an organ doner.

>they wouldn't do that!!

Hospitals are private organizations. They can let you die if they want and make up legal bullshit if they need to.

you have to ask to be fully cremated
nobody gets your precious parts
nobody gets you precious blood

JUST

They reject organs if they contain too much fat.

Ideally, hospitals want organ donors that are fit and healthy.

I am sure they also do this to some degree

I used to think that but now that there's a serious chance some shitskin gets my organs I tore up my donor pass

>he wants to be a statistic liability

It's exaggerated but happens there was a huge scandal in Switzerland recently

You expect me to trust the word a german with satanic trips?

>am motorcycle rider
>also organ doner
>didn't choose it
>state applied it when I got my M endorsement

Joke's on (((them))), odds are I'll be hamburger helper on the side of the highway if shit goes sideways.

>be a donor
>get into car accident
>there are chances of survival for me
>get worse medical care than normally because my organs are in good condition
>"im sorry, we couldnt do anything for him"
>tyrone needs a new liver because of drinking
>now the only part of me that lives is my liver serving a alcoholic nigger

Dont trust the medical jew

Do you get paid if are an organ donor?

I don't want to be an organ doner. Not because I'd need my organs but because I don't want to help anyone.

>Not allowing your organs to be donated so you can take over the host.
Fucking idiot

No

Nigger lover

>get worse medical care than normally because my organs are in good condition

Why on earth do you believe this would happen?

then fuck them, if they want my organs when Im dead they better pay upfront

But they eventually go away, so you'll have nothing.

Magic digits are the only thing you should believe

You can sell them to Chinese restaurant though.

If hospitals are private organisations then theres probably a low chance of them wasting them on dirtpoor hoodniggas.

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because that happened before in many countries and organs are worth a lot

>buried with as many as possible
OP is DOOM marine?
RIP AND TEAR

>Go to the afterlife
>You can't enter without your body intact
>Forced to remain in limbo

Nice try, NHS

Shitskins tend to be too genetically distant to accept white peoples' organs.

When there's a 40 year old guy waiting for a liver they take what they can get

I'm keeping my organs and I'm getting cremated. Suck it.

I've heard some stories like this before, it's why I'm not a donor. I believe one article I read the fucking hospital staff declared a donor dead, but gave them a fucking sedative when they were waking up.

You get a free pass on pretty much anything if you're in the right countries.

They'll still take your organs if they feel the need to.

signature or not.

I want to be cremated and my ashes to be flushed in a loo.
>Finally, the poo was taken to the loo
Would be pretty poetic desu.

>giganigga body
>in waterworld

Because some medical staff are on fucking power trips about being angels of death.
>I could do my best to save this one person
>Oooooor I could let them die and we could save several people with the organs!
There are some people who would happily choose the latter thinking it's the right choice

Name one country where this actually has happened.
No they don't, if you have expressed your will to your family and/or if you have a card expressing your desire to not be an organ donor.

I'm an organ donor solely so that when I die, I can take over a new host body.

>No they don't


lol look at this fucking mongol, he clearly doesnt realize what kind of world he lives in.

If your organ matches a someones need on the waiting list.

And youre dead anyways, they will remove it, stuff the hole with cotton, sew it back up and no one will even notice.

Recipients of donated organs have exibited changes in personality resembling traits of the donar. They are adopting genetic material. Creepy as fuck. I wish to die completely when I go.

Should the rule be you cannot accept donated organs unless you yourself are a registered organ donor? That would make it fair.

>And youre dead anyways, they will remove it, stuff the hole with cotton, sew it back up and no one will even notice.
And now I'm going to request that my body be searched for this in my will.

Same, I don't even donate blood because its MY fucking blood.

>be at work
>goofy polaks act like theyre doing a great service to society by donating blood
>ask me why I never donate
>Tell them about my conspiracy theory that all the blood goes to feed vampires.
>things are never the same again

btw they also believe the moon landing was real

Doctors feel less obliged so save you if your death can save others.

They probably wont bother since the examination will cost extra money your relative will have to cough up


But Im just saying, they will take your junk if it's in good condition and fresh.

>he still hasn't listened to JRE #911