Your country's government has now strictly enforced Sharia Law

>Your country's government has now strictly enforced Sharia Law
What happens, Sup Forums?

I go ape shit and fuck up as many muslims up as I can before I get killed.

I am fucked because .22 is fucking nothing

The populace slowly abandons cities and becomes outlaws in the mountains, robbing government caravans and farming exclusively pigs to evade taxes

We have experience

Nah not really. I just drink the rest of my hidden grog and kill myself.

Nothing changes.

Most people become """Muslims""", alcoholism is slowly removed. Those who refuse to submit to Islam or become good boys are hunted down as terrorists. 30 years of civil war.

I'd suddenly have more freedom than I currently do

Oh, and deliberately plowing the roads

>alcoholism is slowly removed
See Life isn't worth living without it.

>what happends
TRAIASCA REVOLUTIA

>emplaying

Kill myself

I'm not a Muslim but I don't drink (I undertook the Five Precepts). You get used to it.

Of course, you could have communion wine if you weren't a heretic.

Government gets BTFO

>Of course, you could have communion wine if you weren't a heretic.
You can't get drunk on that can you though? I've had some beer and just started on this bottle of wine because i'm broke by the way.

Aussies flee to other countries as alcohol refugees.

Damo ya cunt give us ya lighter

government gets overthrown, probably the same in most other countries

Unironically would though mate. I hear grog is cheaper in America.

>Your country's government has now strictly enforced Sharia Law
>what happens

pigs fly majestically across the sky and devils roam the surface of the planet in search of a warm place.

Alcohol and cigarettes are much cheaper in America. They're taxed, but not nearly as much as they are there.

Civil War

It's all good.
they know who controls trump

>america will always win.

>drinking while poor
>drinking to get drunk
Don't do that.

I've seen too many ruin themselves on drink. I say this out of kindness. You could use that money on something better than getting a hangover.

Thats all good. Don't smoke but if the piss is cheaper all good then.

deus vult

Kill them

Oh, West was always into this.
They would freeze to death or burn alive when they'll walk to Siberia.

Thanks for your concern. Don't drink that often and it's only like $7 bottle of wine and some lemonade tonight. Had some beer earlier though.

Just promise me you'll be responsible with it and mainly drink at social occasions to feel merry. Watched a friend's dad literally drink himself to death and die just this year.

Joyness happens,atleast for those who aren't (((Secularists)))

Absolutely nothing.

shut the lid and padlock it

My condolences. No need to worry about me though, i'm not going to harm myself. Due to my upbringing i've seen people die of liver cirrhosis and other causes.

Thanks, and sorry to hear that.
I'm glad you're sensible.

Violent upheaval in a few months, maybe less.

Rebellion. You cant just ban alcohol here.

Roll it out to the street, Obviously. Then shut the lid and put the 300 pound rock on top of it that I use to keep the coons out.

Finally law and order is restored here.

Huh, sober slavs, that would end well.

underrated

I leave that country

I'll get rounded up and get beheaded in public square after holy Friday's prayers.

NEVER NOTICE

Your flag looks like pepes asshole!

Mfw ISIS can't reach me but they can go to Europe