Aussies! We're Mates Again! FakeNews Lied About Turnbull Call

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Muh diplomacy.

fuckn oath mate

Always knew the saviour of the free world wouldn't be against his most avid foreign following.

Called it. Lugenpresse BTFO

Very nice!

5D quantum foam-based chess.

>Lugenpresse didn't question that it is weird that the Aussie PM can't handle normie-tier banter

They all fell for it, hook, line, and sinker.

>4:34AM
When does he sleep?

I've wept tears of joy off of my face for the last 2 weeks. Post-harambistic era shall be the one that finally takes us to mars.

What was the real discussion?

Trump is right to be cautious. When Australians send their people, they are not sending their best. They're giant spiders, murderous medusas, venomous frogs and some I assume are good people.

What the fuck is the media even doing at this point. It's the most bizarre shit, the subtlety is all gone.

You never sleep when you are a multidimensional chess wizard.

why is he still making retarded tweets all the time?

i'm so glad he backed from pic related when he realized the emus were cunts

Tbh I've only seen propper bantz from senator David Leyonhjelm of the LibDems

He genuinly posted an *autistic screeching* meme on his party's page.

Friendship regain with Mudasir

Why are the media such liars?

STFU, Finnish people are not going to Mars.

Internet makes greater democracy possible and Trump demonstrates this by tweeting constantly!

I would of been happier if Trump did insult Turncuck over the phone and then tweeted about how much of a shithead he was. But whatever.

I hope the deal is still not happening.

Otherwise, Very nice!

LibDems are fucking legends. They get my number 1 every election. Leyonhjelm absolutely needs to stay in the senate.

:34AM
>When does he sleep?

Someone has to answer those 3am calls

Has anyone noticed the same bots/people that keep always replying to trump posts. Without fail the same fucking loser on every tweet.

Screaching like good autists

You still have to take our shitskins

>not wanting your president to keep you posted

It is like you love tyranny

Basically he is relating with average joe. These days, people just post on twatter what goes through their mind during the day. Politicians didnt do this, they write mostly official stuff there. Trump is the first big politicians who is normie posting on twitter

if you know turnbull, turnbull probably started shit with trump, tried to bully him.

trump wont be moved by turnbull.

it's turnbulls responsibility to be a good diplomat but he has failed spectacularly here and nearly fucked up our allience with america.

Jesus fuck. This should be standard for Australian politicians

Someone make a shop of those indian best buddies who break up then get back together again.

Truml doesnt sleep he waits

>bots
if they're bots surely we can beat them in that area?

somebody make some bots to get first post on his tweets?

fucking legend spider anything that kills those fucking noisy gwava shitting cunts im okay with

He slips out of our plane of existence for a full 10 hour sleep, then returns to ours. In our time its only 3 hours though ao it seems as if he never sleeps

>that image

fucking LUL

I remember reading about this deal a while ago and wondering why the U.S would ever agree to it. Pretty cheeky of us tbqh.

Talking about pic related.

Also glad to be bust buddies again, burgers.

I wanted this one to be true
just the mental image of trump saying it was the worst call he had and then hanging up after 25mins is too funny

And we would have to take theirs, up to 4 times as many.

Who will be settled IN Australia, as opposed to Manus Island where ours currently are.

Not such a thrifty deal.

Wait so are we still getting australias trash

4 autistics kids

i bet she let them watch peppa pig

and you'll enjoy it

try for a 5th holy fuck mein sides i was not ready

Fuck you cunt. Trump never explicitly said yes yet.

We are the cheekiest cunts. At every level of our country we must shit post.

fucking ayy lmao

as the autistic child of parents with an autistic child i find this shit bloody brilliant

By cutting out the middle-man when talking to the people, he nullifies the influence the media have on people. It works like this; Politican says something - media publishes it after slanting it according to their own agenda - the people get to hear a biased version of what the politician said.

By talking directly to people he is giving a middle-finger to the MSM and also gives them something to focus on for the day, the more tweets the better, cause you can bet that they will dissect it and try to demonize him. But they're also spread thin and their attention is split rather than united, which allows many things to fall through the cracks and it exhausts his enemies.

if only we could move Australia closer to Hawaii

Crooked (((media))) btfo!

Why are the cunts at the Washington Post so fucking bad at making propaganda?

As much as Turdbull is a cuck, to suggest Trump and him have strained tensions over illegals that no one wants is ridiculous.

He's on that dymaxion cycle

They moved it to Europe with helicopters during Eurovision.

BASED LEYONHJELM

I promise I am going to shit post this board into oblivion when trump admits he is taking the boat people

Rumor has it President Trump leaked false info to some of his inside staff in order to see where the leaks are coming from. He already fired 2 upper level SS agents

USA and AUS are bros

Fuck yeah. I don't wanna feud with you guys. You're the only real ally in that area that's dependable. I was looking at the history and you guys are the only ally that's fought with us every single time in the past 100 years. Didn't know you guys were that based.
He's operating on MAGA time, mofo. Kek.

But yeah, he sleeps 3 or 4 hours a night. He's probably going to be taking naps instead of his regular sleeping schedule given all the commotion. He'll settle into it after a few months I'm sure. I'm sure all the context was lost. He may have said "hey you know this is the worst call" but in a joking way. You know how he called out that British reporter in front of Theresa May? It was done jestingly. So it's possible the transcript sounded harsh and context was lost.

They need to stop those leaks. It's getting annoying. People need to shut their yaps.

Kek

They're just throwing everything at the wall to see what will stick. Desperate as hell.

Well, I think he's trying to be himself. If you look at it optimistically, he's the most transparent president ever. Isn't that we've been asking for with FOIA and shit? You never knew what Obama was really thinking.

They're used to being in power the past 8 years. They're still adjusting. They're embarrassed I'm sure.

Hahaha well to each his own. The media had to go and ruin it. They blew it out of proportion. He was honestly probably annoyed but they took it to a full day story of a "feud"

Yes, we don't need refugees. I think he'll still do it. He doesn't want to do anything that could be deemed trashing our relationship. He's a loyal person.

Imfuckingdying

>He already fired 2 upper level SS agents

source?

Top kek, he's right you know. These people shouldn't reproduce.

>was reported by only MSM
>implying anyone on here who isnt a normie or shill ever thought about this for more then 5 seconds

If only.....

No shit they lied, we don't have real news in Australia, and pretty much all of our MSM has been shitting on Trump for the past two years even though regular people don't buy it.

No fucking way. Are you for real?

Smart dude. I'm going to look that up. He did speak publicly about keeping his office in the dark about a meeting to see who was leaking and that's how he figured out the "intelligence community" was doing the leaking. So I'm sure you're right here.

God I wish we could terraform the desert. So much useless land.

>Go for a 5th?
Holy crap I can't breathe

The liberals don't have the best image imo, best path would be for them to go with usa and they'd get re-elected

He has the gene that makes you only require a tiny amount of sleep

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>I hope the deal is still not happening.
Yeah, I agree. I don't understand why it's so important that we ship out 1250 refugees to the U.S. What is the real motive behind this?

Source me, plox

Winning never sleeps

That's the way it should be. Did you see the Wikileaks about how Hillary tweets? She has (or had) a team of people construct the tweets - they'd email them through an approval process. So sanitized.

Nah. I don't think we have to worry about that. Trump isn't taking it that seriously. I think he was posturing to Americans. He wants us to know that he takes this refugee issue seriously and he's going to try every chance he can to get a good deal. The message was sent. If he takes the refugees, nobody can blame him. It was Obama's deal so he's just fulfilling the promise. But he looks good because he at least brought it up. 4D Chess.

Top Kek

So we don't have to keep feeding the cunts and pouring water on them when they set themselves on fire

HE SAID THEIR NOT THEY'RE

Lake Eyre canal, 500km of trench, Eyre and Murray-Darling basins go green, we could do it in a couple years if we wanted to pay for it.

Good to see that Trump got the memo that this country is in fact full.

Who knows how many generations of white Aussies were killed in those pointless wars.

Under trump, the price to travel to the U.S from AUS increased 1000-5000 dollars depending. Fuck Trump

So what really happened? Nothing?

That's okay Ameribro, we only go to the states for vegas and to do all your cheap drugs

>Try for a 5th
My sides.

thegatewaypundit.com/2017/02/breaking-report-secret-service-managers-fired-escorted-white-house-complex/

Once they're in our detention centres we're not allowed to send them back because of some U.N cuck agreement.

Sending them to the U.S and (quietly) taking South Americans would allow the government to save face because we technically didn't take in boat people.

There is no reason why we can't tell the UN to get fucked. Israel does it.

What Bannon said last week is now being demonstrated as real. The enemy of the republic is the MSM, and this administration is going to let them walk into their own traps.

Fucking cancerous blob mate. Uninstall that meme shit.

>those pointless wars.

did my best

That would be a massacre. For (You)

HE JUST DOESN'T STOP

Whoops, wrong image.

are australians taking in mexicans or other spics?

Good job, bong, here's some nice tea as thanks.

Please block the POTUS twitter account!

Or just take away his phone, i thought the president wasn't allowed to have a smartphone?

Apparently we are taking cunts from Honduras, Ecuador and some other shithole. Hopefully they atleast prioritize Christians.

I love you cunts

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Every single time I see a photo of his tweet, I ask myself- there's no way the madman actually tweeted that and then I open twitter and lo and behold the tweet is real.

As based as Modi is, I kinda wish Trump were my president.

Please block the refugees coming into your country sven.

we're gonna make it bros