What is your country the best at?

What is your country the best at?

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Being horrible at feminism, being a political clusterfuck, never recovering economically, finding excuses to still belive in Peronism.

Beer

not giving a fuck, they keep it real around here

DUDE WEED LMAO

Burgers

everything

everything

Windmills I believe or maybe Lego

same. also drinking in general

fucking

>tfw this duck will never know how supreme it actually is

(scotland) Inventing most of the modern world and Mel Gibsonesque rants

Cross country cycling

Immigration politics in perticular.

Late night banter on pol?
Otherwise we're pretty good with our medical technologies, there's a lot of advanced circuit manufacturing done here that many don't know of, and our emu army kicks our asses.

Bantz

Australiafags a close second

being cucked by arabs

This

being the worst at everything

We gave the world >pic related

Technical troubleshooting.

This

Comedy
Colonialism
Moaning about the weather
Cucking the Irish Digits confirm

Cynicism

Use to be rugby :/

making europe a mess

Dirty cops.

Tacos

Autistic memes.

Winning

Ski jumping (no offence Austria, just stating the objective truth :^)

Being shitty hasbeens clinging to past glories while destroying ourselves.

Being Sweden 2.0

Funny joke.

18.

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Being better than Australia.

Surviving.

Damn I forgot this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bạch_Đằng_(1288)

Booby traps of every size and kind.

being progressive and tolerant

fucking with Europe

Your country kicked American Ass.

Self-hatred

Bundas

Traditional German Kebab

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Can't you see no one gives a fuck about you anymore?

New Zealand's always been better.

War

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Being a multicultural, tolerant society.

Lies. Where's their matt Damon movie?

>Born on the Isle of Man
>Lived & grew up in Manchester, UK & in Australia
>English parents

Where do your lot get involved, Aquafresh?

Everything.

We are number one.

Other way around

Yes, finally someone with some common sense.

at least Britain will go down in history as an Empire.

>new Zealand
gimme a break you were so irrelevant the hobbit films were done on a green-screen

Too bad the Queen still owns you lad.

Controlling World banks... I mean, Developing technology.

I'm one burger who will never give you shit about emus.
>me east Texas a Sunday morning washing my truck. 4 year old daughter sitting on the deck talking about big bird. On my knees cleaning tires feel I'm being watched, turn my head and nose to beek with emu. I made it into the bed of the truck in one step. Dumbass was raising them on the other road and one got out.

Not drowning in water but drowning in German refugees

Lomu never scored against us. Check mate atheist.

That duck is so cute.

Big Bulgarian Cocks

(also killing muslims)

Silly mountain jew, this year is red and white and you know it. BTW I just checked rankings and I don't get it - why there is so many nippons in ski jumping?

Maintaining a healthy wealth gap while keeping everyone pacified by giving free facebook

MINIMUM WAGE BITCHES!

Yes, yes. Keep telling yourself that.

Supposedly we had quite some fame as expert plumbers (mostly due to many folks going to Britain as apparently their standard for such work was quite behind) and as magical master carjackers able to crack any car lock better and faster than anyone (due to "achiements" of some particular criminal group stemming from Poland).

Outside of that I think we maintain (publicly) pretty awesome balance between traditional, conservative way of moral living and push for growth and development.

I guess our history proven quite some skill in urban guerilla warfare and improvised weapon making but I wouldn't say we were the best in this regard - and surely we're not now so nevermind.

We cook the best take on simple, cheap yet delicious and filling breaded cutlets, though - schabowe.

Making Sup Forums irrationally angry.

So, where is your empire now, bong?

The queen owns shit. We're just waiting for her to die to take her face off the 20 dollars bill.

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That's why your kind keeps applying for visas to come here. Too bad we're full.

>at least Britain will go down in history as an Empire.
>Huzzah! Our ancestors were great men yet we are the generation that lost the empire and gave our country away to foreigners!
You have nothing to be proud of mate. The last generations of Romans who lost the empire due to their laziness and degeneracy don't have the right to identify themselves with the Romans who build the empire. Neither do you have the right to claim the greatness of your forefathers while the major of London is a muslim who openly talks about replacing the Anglo-Saxon population with immigrants from the 3rd world and Commonwealth.

Complaining

if you leave, we'll just reconquer you for Empire II: British boogaloo

World wa-, I mean gas cha-, I mean skiing.

History. Which unlike you we have one to be proud of. ;^)

Her face comes off the 20 dollerydoo and replaced by the next monarch (which will still be your head of state).

Ice Skating and Cheese

>a non-country

causing hurt in the butt

Your Bacalhau still the best

Being poor and overly populated

Shit posting!

Yeah man, emus are not to be fucked with. Beady eyed motherfuckers

One of the longest, most powerful empires in the history of mankind. Made the world what it is today. Comes here and mocks his own country.

which led directly to the downfall of Western Civilization

great job idiot

I just remember Simon Ammann.

He did well at the Olympics.

Marcel Hirscher vs Kristoffersen.

Lara Gut vs Mikaela Schiffrin.

That's funny shit.

The hips of Miss Gut are quite firm and sporty.

chess, skiing and finding oil

BREXIT

It's okay. I forgive you because of curry (though I also have to admit that my delicate slavic tongue is too much of a weaksauce for original Indian curry and I usually just go for thicker, less spicy, stew-like Japanese derivative - but that still required original to exist first).

>History. Which unlike you we have one to be proud of. ;^)
I don't know pakistani history very well but my used to be great.

Please just kill each other already. Sick of this Braveheart suspense.

I know what's wrong with my country mate and I have no problem admitting that Belgium is a shitty country that should be disolved.
When is the last time you looked critically to your country/government actions? Especially those after 1900? How do you feel no shame knowing that your country invented multiculturalism, globalism and (worst of all) played a huge part in the rise of zionism?

I was joking, common. Of course you have one of the best.

everything

Having your to bend arse for a bit of bread to Mr. Soviet, getting gassed and used like a fleshlight for the krauts ain't something to be proud of.

YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS

We are also the best at having shit newspapers.

>Having your to bend
Having to***