This guy enters your bedroom and notice you naked

This guy enters your bedroom and notice you naked.

What do you do?

Start a not-gay towel fight.

w-what ever he tells me to

I thank him for his great service.

Laugh as he runs out screaming

t.femanon

Id welcome him

I am not black, I am good.

Tell him to wait a moment outside my door as I get dressed

>At least Lou Reed sang a couple good songs. You're old. Fuck off

Put on a g-string and start doing pillar men poses with him.

I tell him to get the fuck out and cover myself. Lord have mercy on this man at the judgement seat of Christ.

Get out.

I'm so pale I'd probably turn him straight

Ask for a moment to get dressed

plow his boipucci

Start masturbating as a sign of respect

I like how Milo's appearance changes every 4 months or so. This old school Miami coke-boss look he's got going now is fucking awesome. Way better than the strung out, AIDS addled surfer bro look he had in the summer.

Hope he doesn't violate my NAP

Avoid the aids.

turn around and continiu sleeping. He's a bottom goy no worries.

fight him to see who wins to be the bottom

...

ask him if he wants to prey with me.

Insta call immigration services

Ask him to put on a dress. I only like trannies

Pray to god he doesnt poz me

Go full anime on him

Shoot him. No one invited him onto my property.

Bend over

TAKE ABOUT 10 STEPS AWAY FROM MY BUTTCRACK

kick him out.

POOP TICKLER?!?

>guy with purple shirt = AfD general
>guy with white shirt = based SCHULZ gang
really makes you ponder it's so close to reality

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GODDAMN FRUITBOWL

Laugh as he goes blind at the sight of my fupa