>be american
>get shot
Be american
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Poo
>be poo
>don't loo
In
>be pajeet
>be born blind with 6 arms and snake body
>get mistaken for a God
aisle 2
>be poo
>not in loo
In
>be Ghandi Evenue
>get shat on
DESIGNATED
>Be American
>Muh huh regulations!
>Get lead poisoning
>Be american
>Wear body armor
>Shoot back
>get shot anyway
>950,000$ hospital bill
>leave 40% tip
>be American
>shoot back
Clap while getting treated
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>Be Indian
>shit pants
Did he slip on his own shit
>be american
>go to memorial for someone who got shot
>get shot
chicagoist.com
>Be Indian
>no clean water
>have to drink cow piss to survive
yes
kek
>be american
splurt
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>be american
>can't have sex until you're 30
>can't drink until you're 45
>pay a million to learn about white privilege at a McCollege
>pay another 3 million in student loan interest
>pay yet another 5 million for a cardboard hovel with no electricity or indoor plumbing
>finally get a job shoveling shit(a masters degree is required for this in murrika) at $0.50 an hour
>work until you're 80 just to pay interest on your mortgage and student loan
>get shot at by illiterate 16 year old cops every time you go downtown
>luckily your $50000/month health insurance covers 5% of the 2 million dollar hospital bill for your gunshot wounds
>make shitty bait thread
>get 80% poo in loo responses
>Get shot xddddddd
>be european
>get raped by refugees
>Straya sides with street shitters
u wut u cheeky cunt??