Be american

>be american
>get shot

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Poo

>be poo
>don't loo

In

>be pajeet
>be born blind with 6 arms and snake body
>get mistaken for a God

aisle 2

>be poo
>not in loo

In

>be Ghandi Evenue
>get shat on

DESIGNATED

>Be American
>Muh huh regulations!
>Get lead poisoning

>Be american
>Wear body armor
>Shoot back

>get shot anyway
>950,000$ hospital bill
>leave 40% tip

>be American
>shoot back

Clap while getting treated

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>Be Indian
>shit pants

Did he slip on his own shit

>be american
>go to memorial for someone who got shot
>get shot

chicagoist.com/2017/01/26/12-year-old_girl_among_6_shot_at_ch.php

>Be Indian
>no clean water
>have to drink cow piss to survive

yes

kek

>be american

splurt

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>be american
>can't have sex until you're 30
>can't drink until you're 45
>pay a million to learn about white privilege at a McCollege
>pay another 3 million in student loan interest
>pay yet another 5 million for a cardboard hovel with no electricity or indoor plumbing
>finally get a job shoveling shit(a masters degree is required for this in murrika) at $0.50 an hour
>work until you're 80 just to pay interest on your mortgage and student loan
>get shot at by illiterate 16 year old cops every time you go downtown
>luckily your $50000/month health insurance covers 5% of the 2 million dollar hospital bill for your gunshot wounds

>make shitty bait thread
>get 80% poo in loo responses
>Get shot xddddddd

>be european
>get raped by refugees

>Straya sides with street shitters
u wut u cheeky cunt??