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this isnt fucking Sup Forums
fuck off potato nigger

That snail is doing nothing wrong. What are you doing calling it a slut? You're a bully and you should be ashamed of yourself. Fucking vertebrates.

Holy fuck those things are actually real

No way this isn't a shoop.

That's a big snail

Blow it out your dick faggot

More like verte-bigot. Lmao

That's a big bunny.

My interest in whatever OP is talking about: 0%

My interest in that motherfucking snail: 100%

That's a weird looking rabbit.

It's a rabbit

>Surprised by a large snail

I guess it the stereotype is true.

Sup Forums is largely compromised of teenage, virgin, uneducated, inexperienced, losers who haven't left their mother's basement.

You guys really are utterly clueless to the world around you huh?

The largest known land gastropod is the African giant snail Achatina achatina, the largest recorded specimen of which measured 39.3 cm (15.5 in) from snout to tail when fully extended, with a shell length of 27.3 cm (10.75 in) in December 1978. It weighed exactly 900 g (2 lb)

>hehe im going to slime u naow!! :3

CUTE CUTE CUTE!

>Family dinner in France

you insult our intelligence because we arent gastropod experts?

>implying you wouldn't shit your pants if you saw this on your front door

West African snail.

Its smaller than what it looks like, she's just holding it close to the camera.

While they may be true, giant snails are not common.

I literally never seen a snail irl.

I would eat it.

yeah that thing would jump on you and snap your neck in a fucking second, boy.

People are passively aware of their existence, but for most it's a few years ago that they last thought about giant snails, dumbshit.

>10" African snail
>SLIMED
wite bois wit dey tiny shells cuh

I insult it because people are surprised by the image of a large snail.

They don't bother looking it up and learning about it and learning that it isn't particularly unusual.

The instant response is "whoa that's crazy!".

Basically the same response a child would have.

10/10 would slug.

snail thread?

That looks like a piece of chicken

nigger i googled it and it says its rare

>Sup Forums not children
welcome to the board

For you.

snails can not feel happiness

Underrated.

Stop putting salt around your yard.
It's bad for the environment and changes the pH of the soil, damaging your plants. It also looks tacky and all your neighbors can see it. Trust me, it makes your tomatoes smaller and basically useless. You should throw them out back behind the wood shed. Right next to the lawnmower. Civilized people call that a compost pile, but I just call it taking responsibility for the environment.
Pic related, it's me and my bitch.

Giant snails are incredibly rare you smug faggot

reminder that snails have literally 2 braincells for hungry and not hungry

THOSE THINGS... WHAT BEASTS ARE THEY?!?!

Wtf

cute cheeto

still looks fucking big.

>They have an average lifespan of about 5-7 years.

That's seems like a really long time. Might be a good pet.

fuck it im just gonna snailpost from now on

cool pet

Wouldn't the natural salts from your fingers and hands hurt the snail?

saw this on the plebbit last night. aparently those snails carry rat lungworm which burrow into your brain and kill you

They look so cute

>ey yo nigga fuck u bitch azz wite boi jus had dat shell waxed nigga fuck u mirin ass nigga sheeeit

>triggered

Snails are cute

>I guess it the stereotype is true.

We're surrounded by faggot shills attempting to demean with slurs and name calling.

I'd pour salt on it.