Programming is a terrible profession. For one, you are not respected at any normal company. You're known as 'IT' or 'tech' and everyone gossips about how disgusting everyone is in the department. Every day, some Alpha who probably does nothing at his job except get his secretary to suck his dick in his corner office cucks you into doing random bitch work, and then yells at you when it's not done by the deadline despite it being impossible to complete the work requested. Not only that, the code rarely works, your co-workers are smelly Indians brought in by Tata Consultancy and connive to replace your job at all times for half the salary, and the work never, ever ends. You pollute your body with sugar and toxins, deprive it of sleep, and let it rot while you sit the majority of the day, neglecting any healthy exercise, social interaction or life goal attainment. It's like a Postal worker, but coupled with feelings of patheticness, loneliness, helplessness, rage and total hopelessness.
Women, when they hear you are a programmer, instantly remove you from the potential pool of mates as they know your earning potential is maxed early and your career over at 35. They are also instantly disgusted by you. It is far better to tell a woman you are on welfare than to out yourself as a computer programmer. It's also highly embarrassing for a woman to date or be married to a programmer, as virtually everyone knows they are the grown up version of the hopeless virgin in high school. One who never really grew up and became normal and fit into society, but rather found an environment where he could escape the reality of his situation and be invisible, able to hide the toxic shame and utter humiliation that is the programmer.
After Dentists, programmers have the highest rates of mental disorders, especially depression and suicide.
Programmers, why haven't you taken the cyanide pill?
After Trump refused to mention Jews in his holocaust memorial speech, Jews have admitted that they faked that there were 5 million non Jews killed in the holocaust and made the number up so people would feel sorry for the Jews. THIS IS FROM THEIR OWN MOUTH.
“I said to him, ‘Simon, you are telling a lie,’” Bauer recalled in an interview Tuesday. “He said, ‘Sometimes you need to do that to get the results for things you think are essential.’”
Bauer and other historians who knew Wiesenthal said the Nazi hunter told them that he chose the 5 million number carefully: He wanted a number large enough to attract the attention of non-Jews who might not otherwise care about Jewish suffering, but not larger than the actual number of Jews who were murdered in the Holocaust, 6 million.
>implying im going to regret making 40$ an hour with no college degree with enough spare time to run botnets to get God Emperor elected, blame it on Putin and still have enough money and freetime to enjoy a life most people only dream about kill yourself. This life has been GOAT
Developers are actually becoming the Chads of the new corporate world
Software is growing so fucking quick, predictably, our whole lives are going to revolve around it soon if they don't already
Tyler Cruz
This is literally nothing I really don't get why it's shilled so hard. Call me when they finally let the cat out of the bag and say they made up 6 million jews being killed in the holocaust.
I worked as a network admin before becoming a trade guy and I found women actually thought more of me for it. Instead of just being a good looking dude I was a good looking dude who was also really intelligent in their minds. Work was boring as all fuck though and pay is nothing like it's made out to be, got to catch quite a few important people making some rather funny calls and the president of one company emailing hookers on craigslist though which was amusing.
Ryan Ward
i went into a company 4 years ago that was entirely manual keyboard work. I scripted the entire business, quintupled productivity, quadrupled my salary, now work 20 hours and make 2k a week OP is a psychic vampire faggot
William Lewis
Nice strawman goy. Even with his success he's still depressed.
Robert Young
>This thread again
>Tfw black programming currently making 100k at age 23 with qt pi latina gf.
Honestly unless you're a business owner, specialized doctor, or a wall street fat cat, programming is the best career path.
Brayden Robinson
It's quite handy to be able to code your own tools and stuff.
But overall, yeah life sucks as a programmer. 27 y/o poor, virgin dev here.
Jordan Davis
>falling for the programming jew Kek
William Reed
The problem with your dream is You only need 1 good guy and you're set. You really don't need a whole fuckload of dudes. Even in bigger projects you just have a handful of worthless plebs and a few shot callers.
Also there's only so much you can actually automate.
Carter Young
what's wrong w dentistry
Gavin Ortiz
-becomes billionaire -bought a $80 million house -hires a bunch of friends to throw parties for him -still fat
>not depressed
Good one.
John Jenkins
was for
Jacob King
>Looking into disgusting mouths on daily basis >Implying you wont get suicidal >Friends say you isnt a real doctor
Jordan Barnes
as white man, going into programming and then specializing in machine learning will probably allow you to fight in the next big arms race.
Because ctr is also thinking of trying out new sophisticated bots, so perhaps you may not find a job. But if you got a different job you could still save the white race, and help develop a tay that will red pill EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME ON TWITTER. So that the kikes may finally get gassed.
Luke Clark
this thread again
Owen Adams
They are put in the same category as mechanics in certain countries and are not allowed to use 'Dr' title, everyone who studies dentistry is a failed doctor they all know that inside that it kills them slowly
Adrian Murphy
quit fucking off and get back to work code slave >or we'll out source your job to a man desperate to poo in a loo
Eli Lewis
I'm a programmer and it's okay. I worked at a small startup for two years and my input was always valued and respected. I practically ran half of the company at one point, and I was well compensated for my efforts. I later got a standard corporate job and it really sucked--constant office politics, constant red tape, micromanagement, conflicting instructions... The guys in the IT department are always cool, though. They all hate life and have similar interests. A few of them are secretly redpilled.
Being a programmer isn't glamorous, but reliably having no debt and a few hundred thousand dollars in your 30's is nice.
Luis Mitchell
filtered desu
Evan Diaz
Why are shills pushing demoralisation shilling on programmers?
Who wants to make STEM workers meek and compliant right now?
Lucas Murphy
Well shit, look at the industry, it's all overvalued. Saw that Snapchat will have a $3 billion IPO.
Look at how Twitter has fallen. I'm surprised Facebook isn't fucked while it's relying on ads.
I guess more science, but remember Theranos claimed they can detect cancer through blood samples? The CEO's worth went from a few billion of billions to hundreds of millions in a day.
Josiah Gomez
This fucking thread again?
Ryan Lewis
I did the same thing, but just didn't tell my employer. I only make 50k a year, but I do about 2 hours of work a day and the other 6 I listen to Stefan Molyneux or lurk.
Matthew Barnes
If by 35 you are still "programmer" and not lead software engineer doing practically none actual programming - than everythin OP posted actually applies and you failed.
Programmer is a lowest step in the ladder. You should pass it at some point and do the architect/bussiness job, letting juniours you supervise do the dirty job.
Michael Baker
There is a reason most pedophiles, sexual deviants and literal cuckolds are programmers and faggots.
The founder of programming literally was a raging apple who took the cyanide pill and killed himself, because even decades ago, he could see the worthlessness of it and how useless he was. Will you follow your leader?
Jayden Nelson
Unless you start at 34.
Isaac Nguyen
oh look, it's this thread again
Connor Brown
I took one computer science class in college and i felt like i needed to use hand sanitizer to even touch the keyboards
97% males. mostly fat. all dirty and unkept, probably finished masturbating to loliporn right before they came to class.
none of them could make eye contact. none of them had any social skills. even the teacher was a fucking autist.
Adrian Gutierrez
Christ, how often are you on here?
Connor Brooks
This is bullshit my dude. Most "programmers" are pajeets who copy snippets from Stack Overflow. Actual developers make absurd amounts of cash without even being management.
t. family in the business
Ethan Cruz
Duplicate thread, sage and report
Colton Martin
>take out tons of loans >have to start your own practice >have to try to compete with people that have done it for 40 years >practice goes under >owe tons of money >blow your brains out
Alexander James
>none of them could make eye contact. none of them had any social skills. even the teacher was a fucking autist. This, but it's not a bad thing. Even an autist by normie standards is a Chad in the programming world.
Camden Phillips
>Be 27 year old Mexican making 50k as IT >Get 30 year old QT3.14 white Doctor in training Girlfriend. >MFW I think I hit the jackpot with a doctor who will be making 200k a year >MFW I realize my GF fell for the doctor Jew >MFW GF still has 4 years of residency making 40k working 60-80 hr/week >MFW GF wants to have 4 children >MFW our children will never know their mother because after working 80 hours a week she decided to bang a chad at work and do over nights. >MFW should have married a Teacher.
