The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is heading towards Earth...

The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is heading towards Earth. You have been chosen to take cover in one of shelters and can bring 3 books with you that will help the humanity after the event. What books do you choose to take?

ar yu fukin stupd or somdn?

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

I know Sup Forums is generally anti-science but this is just too retarded to let pass.

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit


>the state of science on Sup Forums

geocentrism is best centrism

>newfags: the thread

>all these newfriends

>it's a Sup Forums again proves it is mostly redditors thread

>I know Sup Forums is generally anti-science
the only people anti-science here are christ cucks.

Three different translations of the meditations of marcus aurelius

is this subliminal flat Earth propaganda?

>gravity
>evolution
>big boom
science is retarded, desu.

Eire? What the fuck's wrong with you, boy?

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Mein Kampf
Animal Farm
The Bible

Been a long time since I've seen this one.

Did you experiment with jenkem m8?

it works for flat earth, there's light above the plane that would filter through

you really think the sun is some billion degree ball of burning gas? why hasn't it exploded yet?

You fucking potato

the bible, the qu'ran and the torah

pls be b8

Answer: Yes, the Sun - in fact, our whole solar system - orbits around the center of the Milky Way Galaxy.

How about some books about how our solar system works?

The Holy Bible
The Hunt for Red October
The Art of the Deal

How many Harry Potter books are there? This isn't fair!

Japanese Dictionary
How to draw anime
A book that contains all of Shakespeare's plays

this

how are you niggers this dumb.

if the sun falls out of orbit nothing will happen
we'll just keep orbiting it as it floats into interglactic space

Oregairu, Oreimo, Haruhi.

1. Escort readers wives 'arse of the year' edition
2. Das kolor zoosex 'girl vs donkey'
3. The collected works of gibbon

Nope.

the sun is actually about the size of mars, but if it fell, it would be de-energnized so it wouldn't burn us all to a crisp. it would leave a huge crater tho

to survive, we'd have to find an opening in the antarctic shelf in the low light of the moon, and hope we can find another sun somewhere out there

Three phone books in case I run out of toilet paper

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>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
That's ridiculous, can't you even into science? The earth's flat, so how can the sun orbit it?

almonds=activated

1. Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill.
2. The Torah
3. Men Are From Mars, Women from Venus.

LOL. You know that is impossible for it to happen, right?

>Citation needed

/being this autistics

>implying you didn't just get outmemed, ausbro

>New Testament
>Old Testament
>Quran

Couldn't we just shut the suns atoms down?

The Sun isn't orbiting the Earth. Even if it was, the collision of Earth and the Sun wouldn't be prevented by your Fallout Vault.

Wrong!!!!
The Sun would never be attracted by Earth. It's the other way around. The Sun is much more massive than Earth.

Really making me think.

Fucking retard Italians.

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
Three copies of Sidereus Nuncius

Can i not

>sun is heading towards earth
>rebuild humanity after the event

???

Are we going to nudge it out of the way at the last minute with nukes?

Are we going to land a team there to plant bombs to split it into two?

How does your brain work user, I'm genuinely curious.

Do you really think that shelter will be there after the sun came by?

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That's bollocks mate. The suns just burning gas, how could it attract anything? My mate lights his farts on fire all the time, and I haven't seen him generate a gravitational field

is it a fire sun or an ice sun?

If eardh flat then y is meatball ball?
>Scien 1 >no scien 0

Lord of the rings 1-3

>Imblyig
Its supposed to be a 1000C sun and a -1000C sun

>Torah
GET OUT JEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

read my prev post gravityfag

Anti-semite. Reported to JIDF.

1984, brand new world, and mein kampf

>sun falls out of orbit

Plato's Republic
Complete works of Shakespeare
And a jazz mag (for the lonely nights)

Three classic playboy editions from the 70s.

>the sun is actually about the size of mars

The Bible

Mein Kampf

The Art of the Deal

and how did you model that? with your imagination and now critical thought, faggot??

Stop!! Just fucking stop!!

Size of Mars

I hope you're baiting m8

3 Archie double digests.

The god delusion
Atlas shrugged
Green eggs and ham

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit


how to spot italian

A Book about agriculture

A Book about Chemistry

The Bible

Capital - Marx
Imperialism: Highest Stage of Capitalism - Lenin
On the Reproduction of Capitalism - Althusser

1. The Quran obviously, as the exclusive eloquence of it is unrivalled.
2. The clash of civilizations: To remind myself and others that the white man is the devil and that he would rape murder and colonize his way to complete domination of the resources inside the bunker the first chance he gets.
3. The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene: Pretty sure there'll be some swedish qt's in there. Easy meat and all.

>The Sun doesn't orbit the center of the Milky Way
-Sup Forums intelectuals

You are dumb my dude.

The sun orbits the center of the milky way.

That's not Italy

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No kidding. The jewish god obviously created all men equal and just added a little color for interest which is why we need open borders.

Culture of Critique
48 Laws of Power
The Iliad and the Odyssey (I'm counting them as one book, deal with it)

>inb4 muh bible fags

if it was the size you were told it was we'd all be dead, it is much smaller. it rotates on a slant with the moon, which is why the moon seems to get bigger and smaller sometimes

Bill Cosby Biographie

Never Stand Next To a Naked Man- Tim Allen

Lauren Southerns new and extremely invigorating book.. Although it's kinda long..

but the earth orbits the sun, even if the sun would change the trajectory there's no way it would head towards earth

lol, are you an astrophysicist?

*doors close*
ALLAHU HACKB@R!!'

Newfags: the thread

Reminder: all the sun memes ITT, the nazis actually believed shit like that. Read about Hanns Horbigers Welteislehre, officially sanctioned by the nazis

>Muh giant blocks of ice crashing into the sun. >Orbits are actually spirals
>The gravity of the sun 'runs out' after a bit

>not realizing the guns orbit is fragile
You uneducated morons are disgusting

so given the relativism of perception of movement for the earth's perspective sun remains stationary

by the way the whole milky way is moving aswell it doesnt mean we could get hit by the supermassive black hole that is the center of the galaxy

I study the black holes, your mom's was first one

Doesn't matter anyway, it would just impact on the moon - new crater, scare over

Maxim
Playboy
Mein Kampf

>sun fallen out of orbit

I missed these threads

World Book Encyclopedia- G-H
Lord of the Rings - The Twin Towers
And one of those Star Wars cut out books that show the inside of the machines

>Das Kapital
>A Song of Fire and Ice
>Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
No Nazis allowed in my bunker! :^)

Hahaha! If the sun would start to spin towards the earth, the giant turtle on whose back be fly through space will simply change its course to avoid a collision.

You basically stopped making sense after the first three words, OP. And if Earth's orbit decayed even a small amount, we'd all cook regardless of man-made shelter.

The only real solution to a catastrophe like planetary destruction is being somewhere else before it happens. Mars or bust.

Are you anti Galileo?

>Irish Education