>"French soldiers have opened fire on and wounded a man armed with a machete after he tried to enter the Louvre Museum in central Paris carrying two bags, officials say."
>carrying only a machete
>"b-b-but gun control doesn't work! they can s-still get guns e-easily if they really want!!"
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>they tried to use non lethal force until a soldier was wounded then fired 5 times
Stay mad mudasir
Also forgot the part where he yelled allah ackbar before charging the soldiers
WAHEYYYYYY
y*nks BTFO
>Be American
>Get shot
>"a-at least I'm not cucked like those dang europoors! I'd take bulletwounds over a minor stabbing injury any day"
you CANNOT make this up
bump
>aussie having to phonepost bump his own thread
ohohoho
>Bataclan attackers equipped with ak 47
>Gun control works
alri auslad tell me more
>Arrive at the theater by myself
>ticket lady hands me my ticket and charges me 50% tax for buying single ticket
>whispers in my ear "you're the designated shooter today"
>Panic because I forgot to bring my hand gun
>Quietly go to the gun dispenser, next to the gummy bear one
>Shit, only have like $200, I guess I'll buy that little gun that shots .22 or something
>Only enough money left for a couple of boxes worth of ammo
>go to the ticket inspector, pass
>go to the penis inspector, almost fail because I didn't shave but I told them my falcon ate the razor. phew.
>Finally at the movie hall, it's dance number day so we have to do the thriller dance
>Luckily I'm just a background zombie and nobody notices my shit dance
>8:00pm Movie about to start, we just have to wait for half an hour of ads
>8:31 movie starts finally
>about half hour in, realize its a shit movie and leave
>go to the cinema showers to relax
>somebody stole my shampoo, use the one they give you there. My hair will be stiff all day ugh.
>change and leave for home
>midway realize I didn't shoot any one
>Panic again
>Run back but realize I have the neck collar that explodes if you enter with out paying
>Use the emergency exit
>start reloading my .22
>scream "S-SHOOTY M-MURDER TIME!"
>every one stands up and start clapping, some are mad at me for arriving late to kill them and giving me eyes
>h-here we go! plink-plank-plunk
>Everyone just standing there looking at each other like WTF?
>Forgot that everyone in america is immune to .22 already because all the shooting and I had to use at least 7.92mm
>get arrested for failed mass shooting
>Police need to bring a designated shooter from another room
>mfw
Bombs are way more illegal than guns and he had two bags of them.
Not that anti-gun faggot, but the lack of Louvre attack threads sucks cock.
>mfw there's been at least 3 knife attacks on aussie news in the last two days, not to mention some bloke going postal in his car that could've easily been prevented by guns being more easily accessible
>Charlie hebdo attackers were equipped with ak 47
>Gun control works
alri auslad tell me more
You think the globalists are only seeking control of American media...?
Yeah because gun control worked really well last year when they walked into the Bataclan with AKs.
>Hyper kacher attacker was equipped with 'heavy weapons'
>Gun control works
alri auslad tell me more
>I could walk in any bad neighborhood and buy a weapon from the 'bad guys'
>Gun control works
alri auslad tell me more
No, of course not, that's why the knife attacks being shown is a pretty big thing, since there's no doubt more occurring that aren't being reported.
#BringBackOurGuns #VoteLibDems
He tried to surrender but accidentally pulled the trigger.
Anyone who has been stabbed compared to shot says they'd rather get shot.
Chicago and detroit have strict gun laws.
Tell me once again how gun control works?
wew man
Aussie absolutely btfo
No bombs in the bags.
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>Two rucksacks carried by the suspected attacker were checked by bomb disposal specialists at the scene and were found not to contain explosives.
Dunno why the fuck he would carry two bags without explosives, but Muzzies gonna Muzzie
fuggin lol
The guy came from egypt a few weeks ago.
He couldn't even find some weeds if he wanted to. So a gun wasn't an option.
If I want a gun, I know exactly who I need to ask...
>no replies
Funny that nobody acknowledged this based frog.
>Bullet designed to pass through easily and not do much damage
Or
>Getting a knife inside you that could fuck your shit up if they move it around
hmm
Hehe somebody give this esse some dope and a cervesa!
>having a thin piece of metal penetrate your flesh a few inches is worse than a thick piece of hot metal blasting through your body, instantly snapping your spine or breaking your ribs
>Bataclan attackers equipped with ak 47
>Gun control works
Adress the point abbo.
Here's where I tell you survival rates of handgun rounds is 2% less than knife wounds
Being shot by a handgun is only around 2% more lethal than being stabbed
You can't behead anyone with bullets
Stay retarded, achmed
if you are a white christian nationalist you can ask me.
A citizen could have killed him if he'd been armed, either way look at Switzerland, the problem is diversity and bad behaviour
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