ITT: Make assumptions about me based on pic related

ITT: Make assumptions about me based on pic related.

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You're a sane, rational human being.

>tfw to smart too have opinions

youre probably easy to talk to about most topics. not easy to offend

kek

I assume you're a lot like me in some ways but radically different in others.

>tfw the far left calls me a nazi
>tfw the far right calls me a commie
>tfw authoritarians call me an anarchist
>tfw libertarians call me a bootlicker

u a normal dood

beta asexual manlet

dislikes whiny assholes

Have mine ya cunts.

>owns a gun that he would defend with his life

Come at me

Come at me bro

no way a normal human being can be this degenerate

I think most of you are idiots

>shooped the compass, since political compass almost doesn't let you get this far down without being a gender queer otherkin

Weird I'm an authoritarian centrist.

>t. pic related

now this is just trolling

>Thinks he's far more intelligent than he is
Ted, is that you?
>Has never taken a poli sci or economics class

What am I Sup Forums?

Just a normal dude

>full retard

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You're high.

most people here say I went the wrong way while on Sup Forums

Dude what the fuck
How are you literally me

cuckservative

>going from a disgusting commie is to a slightly leftard autistm-level libertarian is somehow the wrong way

great minds think alike of course

hello brother

Look better at that arrow, sempai

What am I then?

>helicopter rides

these charts are shit and have a clear socialist bias

So when you see a commie you go slightly to the left?
Really activates my almonds desu

oh.
FUCK.

Roads trigger you into oblivion

>All these authoritarians.

[Worried laughter]

if i were a brit id vote for bnp (by far)

>All these lefties

[Helicopter noises in the distance]

Cant find it now but this one is literally me
reeeeeeeee

trying to take the test

>I'd always support my country, whether it was right or wrong.

what exactly does this mean. does this mean "I would always support the current government in charge" or "I would always support my country and its ideals"

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Why are my more extreme friends always right in the middle/right and im way over right..
Also 1st time ever in authoritative..this election got to me i suppose

If you were Catholic N Irish would you vote Sinn Fein?

you enjoy fingering your own asshole and watching porn

i despise sinn fein
id rather cut off my own dick and eat it in front of my family

regular conservative american

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Whats the test that gives your results an actual name like "Nationalist Libertarian Conservative" for example?

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have at me faggots

Have you guys ever heard of the free market?

Have you ever heard of Marxian economics?

Two more down and you're literally me

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Either apathetic normie or fully redpilled genius

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ever heard of a system that doesnt give jew bankers the ultimate power

ever heard of making your own stuff instead of stealing them

Do you even believe in roads nigger?

Keke

>ever heard of a system that doesnt give jew bankers the ultimate power

Yes, and it involves abolishing the Fed

Did I win?

Literally the only corner of the compass that matters

>ever heard of making your own stuff instead of stealing them

Ever heard about the fact that profit = theft?

help

You'r a centrist in the context of modern American politics

what if told you free market is the fancy name for being led by rich banker elites

protectionism is necessary in every system whose economy is not fully comprised of small businesses

example:
a big company starts manipulating the politics so you order your army to shoot them

Fucking SJW

I mean I guess that when you still question if "sex before marriage is immoral" there's plenty of room to make you leftist. And some of the questions on free market are poised as if you agree with them, you're kind of anarco-capitalist

>Ever heard about the fact that profit = theft?
Then how will the owners of the firm be compensated for taking risk? Remember that they are risking their own wealth, and not the wealth of others

then marxist would be the only people who are not thiefs because they never work

am I a degenerate lads?

I never signed a contract or forced him to take that risk.

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I work at a bakery. I make a Pie. It sells for 50$ and yet I only get 15$ the rest of my money was stolen in the form of profit by my boss.

A big company only has an interest in manipulating politics if the government has vast regulatory power than can effect their bottom line. If the state lacks such power then there will be no incentive to lobby the government for special treatment. ((They)) know this because they make sure that the government protects (((them))) rather than letting everyone compete on a level playing field.

Right-Libertarian, Best Libertarian

Make assumption about THIS.

Only real answer.

I'm just a mirror.

Centrist, not as nationalistic as others, but pretty balanced in your views. Also curious and a lil bit self important. Trump Supporter, with some disagreements.

You are benefiting from that risk if you work for them. Also you agreed to work for them, and you get income without risk. You were not able to raise that productive capital by yourself. That could only be done through a series of voluntary transactions where everyone provided something of value.

Where we're going, we don't need roads.

its because you are not the one with weapons and thus you are to do as you are told

your boss earned 50$
you are to be lucky you are not a slave and your boss is as generous to give you a single cent of his hard earned money

no
politics control how things are led
you go into politics and you control
if (((they))) have the money they run the entire politics
government not being able to control certain aspects doesnt make rich ppl unable to control the politics with money
what youre saying is like:
if we dont let government control a certain part of economy they would stop paying moeny to control the government
no they wouldnt, stop being ridiculous

only option is to go out with guns and shoot them in the head when they start doing shit

ENOUGH WITH THE ROAD MEME. Roads should be constructed by voluntary Road Service Providers. You can choose which RSP you want, and they are responsible for maintenance depending on traffic.

so much this

and these fuckers let you haul a lot of commies up up and away (the irony is beautiful!)

roads will be constructed by ancaps who will build them without compensation, simply for public good

if you have anything against it you get a bullet

Yes, by removing commie he is restoring the libertarian social order thus taking a slightly more collectivist stance

So a anarchistic or free will based view with a slight slant towards collective centric thinking?

It's where we make helicopters...

Aye lmao.

Don't do it, motherfucker, don't you dare tread on me. I'm an actual tough guy on the internet.

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looks like you might be a good helicopter pilot

after the election i noticed i shifted further towards libertarian.

im not a tough guy at all
the opposite actually
but thats the fun of being a collectivist, we all gang up and force otehr to do our bidding cause we are more powerful

>inb4 hypercubic views

Marxian """"""economics""""""