Why don't you trust this man?

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i see you just watched joe rogan podcast. good interview i like alex

He is smarter than he looks

Alex Jones is a little nutty but it's partly why he is in showbiz. He has been wrong a few times, but he does drop stuff years sometimes ahead of common acceptance. If you can get past the nutty-ness, got some redpills. Pretty based, I'd be nutty if I knew the shit he did too probably.

He's a Rothschild plant

Do not believe his lies

Because he's wrong about 90% of the shit he rants about.

You can't point out the 10% of shit you got right and say, "See! See how I'm always right!?!"

If you listen to his show, it's seriously babbling about completely insane sounding, completely wrong shit, with an occasional thing he's right about here and there.

Also couldn't stand the podcast, as those idiots got drunk and it quickly became the most incoherent and annoying thing I've listened to this week besides my gf.

This.

Because there's someone better with less conspiracy theory retardation and more intellectual discussion variety available.

cia plant

smoking weed at 43
needing drinks to have a conversation

He needs to sort himself out.

Other than that, pretty good conversation (except for that Eddie guy; I want to strangle him).

Alex Jones is CIA controlled opposition and his real identity is Bill Hicks. (srs)

You guys don't even realize Alex and Rogan are owned by the same company:
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And who owns that company? TIME WARNER, a company controlled inside and out by the CIA.

eddie bravo made AJ look like a scholar and it probably woke alot of normies

He throws the old agers into a hissy bitch fit

And notice that site lists Bill Hicks and Alex Jones as their employees. Alex's now best friend Kevin Booth is Bill Hicks' former best friend. Bill Hicks was co owner or Sacred Cow Productions, and when he died, Alex Jones came out of nowhere and was made co owner of the same company.

he's lying sack of shit
if you didnt sse that during the podcast, you're blind
just compare him to william cooper
jones is cia trash

Alex Jones is Bill Hicks.. and it is all good bro... embrace that shit.

I trust him and like him

>Because he's wrong about 90% of the shit he rants about.

such as?

Joe Rogan even called Alex Jones out: told him to state on the air that he was not Bill Hicks.

Not only did Alex not do it, he stated AGAIN that he was Bill Hicks.

>his real identity is Bill Hicks. (srs)
this

Bill Hicks was a lot better looking.

bruh. im 300 and i smoke wed. fuck of

cans.wav
HE'S A PHONY!!!

Hi, Ghost. I didn't know you were on here tonight?
Hope you're feeling better.

plastic surgery friendo.
to create Alex Jones they gave him plastic surgery and pumped him full of HGH

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>Bill Hicks
this is the most retarded conspiracy theory ever.
Hicks would be old as fuck, Alex is 43.
And for the fact there are plenty videos out there of Jones when he was in his 20's and looks nothing like Hicks.
youtube.com/watch?v=i-pB-aOOhCA

These should have been linked

Holy fuck bruvski. Besides the ears they look earily similar.

what's wrong with this bill hicks theory is that bill was staunchly against establishment, corruption and compromises whereas alex the turd in the punch bowl jones wallows in them like a dumb pig
not saying it proves it's not true, as i wont fall for the usual stupid trap of "if theory, then my assumptions, therefore theory is false"
but yeah
i respect hicks too much to imagine him compromising himself even worse than he ever denounced in his standups

plastic surgery
did i mention alex does standup comedy too?! youtube.com/watch?v=_MNdfiBIuCc
what are the odds? only 40,000 standup comedians in the USA

>AJ claims something; cites his "sources"
>I google it
>It's fucking nothing again

ive never heard hm name the jew so hes not worth much imo

Some dudes go grey at 35. His complexion sucks though.

Look at the teeth

The character of Alex Jones is Bill's mockery of the rightwing nutjob. Alex is Bill's parody character.

other than that he did say a bunch of interesting things, just like any newage guest would
bunch of useless fluff that "opens your mind" if you're ignorant and gullible
he's weed in spoken form
but his strain is manufactured and sold by cia jews

Damn, that's not even as crazy as his shit these days.

>Hicks would be old as fuck, Alex is 43
hicks would be 56 and guess what that's more or less what jones looks like, and certainly not 43

>2014 was 13 years ago

>bruh. im 300 and i smoke wed. fuck of

Sheesh who let /x/in here?

Alex is clearly lying about his age. And if his age is false then all his records are false and "Alex Jones" is a made up alias

I do trust him.
He's right about 70% of what he says. 20% he's memeing because it's his job and it's obvious satire. the other 10% is weird spiritual bullshit i don't know anything about.

joe rogan has SRA art in his basement
illuminati eyes
girl getting dress ripped by satanic figures
posted here yesterday
planted their to get pizzagate attention on purpose

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read this eery bio of Alex Jones from the company that owns him. why does it randomly mention Bill Hicks so much? they hide the truth in plain sight
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kill yourself

now if you don't find THIS suspicious, you're fucked in the head.
look up the video on youtube. Why is an award honoring Bill Hicks accepted by Alex Jones on his behalf?
Alex claims he never even MET Bill Hicks!

so what, it's his shot at success? "alright you wont take my real, pure self so i'll give you what you like you fucking pigs?"
weird story though
but yeah we heard much weirder stories in the showbiz ok
wouldnt his friends and senpai act in the know though?
shit's weird tbqh

bill hicks was a tall dude, alex is short.

Holy shit, his standup is like Bill Hicks too. He's going off on the audience at the end. I like how the audience encourages him too.

From this angle you can see Alex looking suspiciously WAY TOO CLOSE to Bill Hicks.
I could barely tell if this was Alex or Bill.

What is this new confangled meme?

Bill hated right wingers and republicans etc. So he invented Alex Jones to discredit and mock them. It's all a parody and sabotage.

"Alex used to sit in front of a star map and I had a hard time putting my finger on exactly what it was that Alex was talking about. I remember the very last time Bill Hicks came to Austin Access (spring of 93) – we were working on a script called "Public Access" about a Rush Limbaugh" type character who angers a viewer and the viewer came to the station and killed the host on the air. Bill's character was an abstract composite of various Access personalities including Alex. Bill actually watched Alex one day and said, "He has a magnetism, but I can't tell where he is going.""
This is a quote by Kevin Booth, Bill Hicks' best friend, and now suspiciously Alex Jones best friend. Coincidence? Alex is the "Rush Limbaugh type character"

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he doesnt smoke weed bruh! literally 2/yr. shows how informed you are you fuckin cunt

can you fucking go back to 9gag

His friends do act in the know. Bill Hicks' best friend Kevin Booth is now Alex Jones' best friend and they joke about it on air. You can find clips on youtube.

He called 9/11 months before it happened.
He has been right about the NWO & Globalism.
BPA is in fact an issue with plastics and studies do show it can make frogs gay.
Predicted a Trump victory
He was right about Obamacare
His water filers are the best value
Super male vitality does make your dick larger
Was right on Obamas father, Frank Marshall Davis
He was right about the Clinton's
Etc etc etc...

Praise KEK!

whoa wait
jones is bill's angry alter ego
by being a phoney right winger he can express his anger much better than by playing nice librul cool weedman, his actual persona as hicks which ultimately failed
also i remember how his friends tell that hicks gathered them all to announce them his death and how it was emotional but he was cool about it
that would fit with hicks actually gathering them to leave them in teh know of his fake death and rebirth as jonesman
>mocks
hmm

I will now post a series of evidence showing Bill and Alex are the same height. Anyone can lie about their height on a sheet of paper. Actors do it all the time.

I believe the elites believe they are interdimensional beings sent to enslave us and transcend into Gods.

>besides my gf
hearty kek

>His water filers are the best value
>Super male vitality does make your dick larger

You got me

>we have cheap energy technology on the shelf
>cures for cancer
>nevermind that goyim, lets talk about interdimensional repitilian aliens and whether the moon landing was faked!

if you think that faggot has any credibility kys

Full of shit and says things that are actually true but he also says shit that's wrong. Overall, occasionally false, a good deal true, totally entertaining.

Everyone who takes that kike seriously is retarded, hes said many times on YT that he is a kike, his wife is a kike, his kids are kikes.

go find ONE TIME where Alex names the jew

hes just more deception

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he's got a tiny face

DRONES EXISTED SINCE WW2, NOW HIGHLY ADVANCED AND WIDELY DEPLOYED

OCEAN UNDER THE MOON

STANLEY KUBRICK FAKED MOON LANDING WITH GOVERNMENT HELP

OBELISK ON PHOBOS

INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS ARE REAL

STARS ACT AS GATEWAYS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS

HUMANITY ARE THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS FOR MACHINE CONSCIOUSNESS

HUMANS ARE CONNECTED TO OTHER DIMENSIONS...SOMEHOW

(((ELITE))) PEDOPHILE TECHNOCRATS ARE THE GLOBALISTS - PIZZAGATE & COMET WAS TO DISCREDIT ATTEMPTS AT INVESTIGATION

(((ELITES))) INCLUDE BILDERBERG GROUP, CLUB OF ROME, DAVROS, SOROS

(((ELITES))) TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL BEINGS

THESE LOW-FREQUENCY BEINGS ARE PSYCHIC VAMPIRES

(((ELITES))) WANT TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY AND WIPE OUT REMAINS WITH BIOWEAPONS [VACCINES?]

GOOGLE IS HELPING (((ELITES))) BUILD A PSYCHIC HIVEMIND-POWERED MATRIX CAPABLE OF VIEWING THE FUTURE VIA SUBDIMENSIONAL FOLD-SPACE WITH THE INTENT OF MANIPULATING THE TIMELINE

FACEBOOK IS ILLUMINATI, ATTEMPTING TOTAL INFORMATION CONTROL

HAARP WEATHER MODIFICATION USING SERIES OF SATELLITES AND SUBMARINES - WEATHER WARS

LEGAL CHEMTRAIL AND BIOLOGICAL WEAPON TESTING ON CITIZENS

JFK KILLED FOR TRYING TO STOP SECRET SOCIETIES

NEIL ARMSTRONG KILLED FOR TRYING TO SPEAK ABOUT SECRET SPACE PROGRAM

OBAMA'S MOTHER WAS SEX OPERATIVE

ANDERSON COOPER PART OF CIA WIMP DIVISION

HILLARY CLINTON PEDOPHILE SERIAL KILLER HAVING 2 SEIZURES PER HOUR

CANADA EVEN MORE FUCKED THAN WE IMAGINED

PATRIOTS NOW IN OPEN REBELLION AGAINST (((ELITES)))

INTELLIGENCE AGENCY INTERNAL COUP IS UNDERWAY

WIKILEAKS CAME FROM WITHIN PATRIOT AGENCIES

CIA BEING RETAKEN BY PATRIOTS ON OUR SIDE

WE CAME THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO HAVING MEDIA BLACKOUT VIA "MINISTRY OF TRUTH"

THE (((ELITES))) ARE LOSING TO THE FORCES OF LIBERTY [NERV REPUBLIC?]

TREMENDOUS SCIENTIFIC ADVANCES WILL BE RELEASED THANKS TO TRUMP

ALEX JONES IN FREQUENT DIRECT CONTACT WITH TRUMP, LIKELY GAVE OK TO RELEASE REDPILLS

yeah man i'm kinda buying it now that you put it like that
you know what it would be the best news, that good old bill didnt die at fkn 33
what a fucking genius he was
but too much hate

kek who do you think you're talking to?

It is not new it dates back 20 years. There's even a home video of Alex's own mother accidentally calling him Bill. But somehow Alex has made it disappear. I watched it back then though. Been looking for it ever since.

You just scared me

But Alex states he was against George Bush and neocon types. Here in ths he talks about how shit the Christian coalition is, and Banks. That's Bill Hicks material right there.

I watched the first 2 hours of Joe Rogan Experience #911, Alex just went for a piss, should I watch the rest?

Because he skips breaks. What else is he willing to skip?

>picard memes
you first you fucking piece of garbage

Is this Jones or Hicks?

it gets good right before 2 hours mark, something like 1:49 and for about ten minuites or so, but he has other interesting bits later on as well

If you go back to his first video, which is just him at a desk talking to the camera about obscure laws that facilitate circumventing the Constitution, you see the dense or unedited or rough version of the same general theory you hear today with much more pizzazz. This should be pointed out to people who doubt him or accuse him of flopping around.

He's a cock loving faggot.

aryanman

>Is this Jones or Hicks?
>that file name

He might be... or he may just not be lying about his photographic memory. Sounds like he just knows a lot of random shit

There are 2 sides to the conspiracy.
1) There was a real original Alex Jones. But they killed him and replaced him with plasitc surgeried Bill Hicks.
2) They pumped Bill Hicks so full of HGH and gave him plastic surgery and he got really young looking for a while and in shape, but you see how quickly that wore out. He was fat again within months.

Yeah that was the bit with all the machine merging shit.

This is nuts

half the shit in this post is wrong.
Fix your copy pasta.

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pic related how his HGH and plastic surgery wore off fast.
THIS IS THE SAME YEAR

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Because he's an exaggerator. He takes something that has a basis in truth and he inflates it to the point of it being fucking ridiculous. He's good for one thing: he drops a lot of real redpills that open your eyes to something, redpills that you won't hear about anywhere else. But that's all he's good for, because after the initial redpill that he drops, he goes off way into the deep end. He is useful for hearing about new issues, but then you have to go off on your own and research those issues yourself, because if you just believe everything he says according to his """""research""""" you'll go batshit fucking insane.

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Because he's a multiracialist and said he is against collectivism. All those are codewords for white extinction.

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>go find ONE TIME where Alex names the jew

Fuckin I miss good Ole Bill.

I know he'd be a cucked proggy sjw fuckhead if he were alive, but still. Dude was uniquely funny af.

i think he sensationalizes his truth a lot but he still has a lot of truth

Yes seriously lol

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