/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LAUGH AT MSM EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #2 2/3/17
youtu.be/cSew1jkb_40
>Pres Trump leaves for Winter WH 2/3/17
youtu.be/r6A9dwOfG-g
>Pres Trump reunites with FLotUS Melania 2/3/17
youtu.be/7BoAY_m3x2I
>Pres Trump meets Econ Adv Council 2/3/17
youtu.be/GAZju3n78Es
>Pres Trump signs EO on Finance Regs 2/3/17
youtu.be/yriGkIDnIjs
>Pres Trump w/Harley Davidson 2/2/17
youtu.be/ZwrQNjSVzaw
youtu.be/r0A15VByDEQ
>Pres Trump talks trade w/Congress 2/2/17
youtu.be/jaO83yIZWEw
>National Prayer Breakfast event 2/2/17
youtu.be/zWnj5iFfuRY
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>"Pres Trump told me to investigate whatever I want"
youtu.be/Rm4-YyPo1Xk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~

You got dubz, but I got first post.

AWOOOVEMENT!

Oh quit being a dirty kafir and seek forgiveness from Allah. If there is no hell nothing will happen to you but if there is...
Surely, the disbelievers will be in the torment of Hell to abide therein forever. (The torment) will not be lightened for them, and they will be plunged into destruction with deep regrets, sorrows and in despair therein. We wronged them not, but they were the wrongdoers. And they will cry: ‘O Malik! Let your Lord make an end of us’ He will say: ‘Surely, you shall abide forever.’ Indeed We have brought the truth to you, but most of you have a hatred for the truth" (Quran 43:74-78)

14 Democrats voted YES for EVERY Trump nominee

Warner -VA
Whitehouse -RI
Schatz -HI
Shaheen -NH
Reed -NY
Manchin III -WV
McCaskill -MO
Kaine -VA
King -NY
Klobuchar -MN
Hassan -NH
Heitcamp -ND
Feinstein -CA (YES!)
Donnelly -IN

Lets give them a round of applause, they must be rewarded one way for good behavior.

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Tillerson expected to pick Elliot Abrams as Deputy at State. Former Reagan State Dept official experienced conservative knows the Dept

>Violins bow to Viola

>In contact with Cellos

>Possess music-like abilities

>Control orchestras with an iron but fair fist

>Own bands & conductors globally

>Direct descendant of the ancient Stradivarius blood line

>Will bandroll the first cities on Mars (Violagrad will be be the first city)

>Own 99% of music editing research facilities on Earth

>First designer Violas will in all likelihood be Violanoff babies

>You likely have Violabots inside you right now

>learned fluent alto clef in under a week

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Please do not engage the larper, retards.

Pic related is the """"Judge"""" that is fucking with the President.

God I would fuck her brains out

twitter.com/PressSec/status/827717320365719552
what does this mean???

NO!!!. They must be voted out.

Nice job Kaine.

Manchin is mostly reliable, and so is Warner. They can live as long as they vote yes all the time.

how many of those are up for re-election in 2018?

twitter.com/PressSec

happening

Just another neo-con globalist puppet.

FIVE

FOUR

>(((Abrams)))
You sure we can trust him? Reagan was a puppet for the amnesty Jew after all.

Crusade when

I've been googling "Judge Robart Jew" but I'm not seeing anything, anyone else figured out what the fuck his problem is yet?

>Feinstein -CA (YES!)
>Lets give them a round of applause
No. She bent the knee, great, but that sour cunt can rot in hell. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

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>Feinstein
what the fuck

Very interesting.

I suspect the ones who aren't worried about losing their seat are the ones smart enough to know what's about to happen.

Never would've thought Feinstein.

Alright, good night my sweet anons, I need to go get some rest for tomorrow.
This is my last day of avatarfagging.
NN

I'm feeling incredibly /comfy/ and relaxed right now. And i wish to share this rare cozy moment with you my friends.

He's a cop hating, BLM cuck.
washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/17/james-robart-federal-judge-declares-black-lives-ma/

youtube.com/watch?v=GeYPwDt99nA

Shaheen and Hassan know damn well they're only in the Senate by a razor thin margin and the state house in Concord is pure red.

>Actually took the time to write this

Checked and kek'd.

blackmailed, if we knew he would already be dead

Seeing the news of the stay that has been or will soon be filed by the DOJ in regards to the Washington AG's block is the perfect example of what the democrats are right now. Everything is hollow resistance based on nothing. It all breaks down immediately as there's nothing of value at the core. This was just a short temporary block that he knew wouldn't last but he did it just to do it.

And this makes me want to repost this. Even as someone on the other side, I do feel for the common sense liberals who have to be so disheartened by the hysterical breakdown on their side.

GET RID OF HIM

Why the fuck is Feinstein voting for Trump's nominees? She's extremely anti-Trump and doesn't have to worry about being reelected in Commiefornia.

>He looks like a cuck.

THREE

TWO
Night.

NEW WEEKLY ADDRESS

GET IN HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=cSew1jkb_40
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Impeachment of activist judges when?

Anti LGBT EO never existed in the form it was mentioned (Was much much weaker in terms of what they could classify as being 'anti-LGBT')

Ivanka and her husband never stopped it, because it never existed.

The two of them will continue to be portrayed in situations like this, and when the weaker EO comes out they will be credited.

There will be rumours/leaks that Kushner is trying to be Trump's conscience.

After Trump wins a second term, Kushner will no longer be a part of it.

He and Ivanka will be more vocal against some of Trump's polices.

Ivanka will run as a democrat, and reform them the same way Trump reformed the Republicans.

She will win.

If I was deviously minded I would say that this is one of the Trump camp's potential plans. It's a WWE tier storyline, and a compelling one about family and morals. People (and the media) would eat it up if done right.

Thoughts?

Voted Yes for every Trump nominee? No they didn't. Most of the nominees won like 52-48.

Very good feel, desu. Does anyone have lots of comfy Trump memes?

for almost all intents and purposes, manchin is a republican. he would certainly be in almost any other state. i honestly expect him to switch parties by the end of the year.

same with warner desu

Son of a bitch.

she has plenty to lose and nothing to gain

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Yes

>>learned fluent alto clef in under a week

>music like abilities
Goddammit this shouldn't be as funny as it is.

>The next crusade for Jerusalem will have Kung-Fu monks
I am ENTIRELY OK with this.

Fake as fuck

night texas

Good Night Chile/Texas. Sleep well and sweet joyful dreams.

who is the undertaker

Ivanka is a liberal feminist twat.

I would suck the fart out of her asshole like a bong hit.

Hm yep most only won by a couple votes.

What does she have to lose? Republicans won't like anymore for doing it, but Democrats, most of CA, will hate her for agreeing with Trump on anything.

>Feinstein
Wtf....are my eyes cheated? How

Would you guys take it up the ass from Trump if he wanted it?

CHECKED!

the call that saved Europe

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

>brady dicksucking even on Hannity

The majority won like 52-48. Not sure why anybody is believing that post.

That's some great fanfiction

>Trump is a Vince McMahon puppet

It all finally makes sense now

I'd drag my dick through a quarter mile of broken glass just to hear her fart into a walkie-talkie

>And this makes me want to repost this. Even as someone on the other side, I do feel for the common sense liberals who have to be so disheartened by the hysterical breakdown on their side.

I was one of them. Why they chose to remain in that party is beyond me. Its been hijacked by SJWs.

Yes, because it would be the best story ever.

Imagine telling that at parties. And then showing a selfy taken in bed with him when everyone laughs.

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If I electrocuted your balls would you repent?

>Another complicating factor is that the State Department has revoked the visas of all immigrants and nonimmigrants from the seven listed countries. Without proper documents, those who are prohibited from entering the country may still not be able to board planes.

Trump wins again. Already revoked all their visas. :^)

F A B U L O US
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So did the DOJ just save the day? The ban is back in effect?

>whahaha which black guys are going to win the sports?
Is the rest of Hannity going to be this shit?

That's because he's the G.O.A.T.

Night, fake Texas.

KEK!

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Too bad not digits

He'll be getting his endless barrage of autistic death threats

Source?

(brushes polling aside)
What do numbers matter when you have victory?

No idea yet

Why are you lying? They are getting voted out

Yes. For my liege would I catch his pitches.

PRAISE KEK

THE BAN IS STILL GOING AT FULL SPEED

NO NEW VISAS

washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/federal-judge-temporarily-blocks-trumps-immigration-order-nationwide/2017/02/03/9b734e1c-ea54-11e6-bf6f-301b6b443624_story.html

only if he had the goddamn common courtesy of giving me a reach around

You can probably still cross the border and go up to WA and....

I mean I'm sure there's some dumbfuck immigration lawyer who will happily make up excuses for you.

Have to look into him...I have no idea

America first better be his credo

Reed and King are both congressmen, not senators, and Reed is a Republican.

Fake and gay.

How does it feel to realize that politics is not just a simple matter of lying more persuasively than the other side?