Why is dick size funny when ugly vaginas are expected to be embraced?

The ultimate redpill is turning down otherwise attractive women with deformed vaginas. You should also joke and laugh with your friends about women with large, beefy cunts.

How would you know what her parts look like unless you marry her?

true dat. grey, brown, and purple saggers are fucking vile.

the only acceptable ones in that pic are the 2nd from the right at top, and the very right one at the bottom.

all others would be vomited on in person.

Roasties are the most disgusting thing in the world.

All but 5% of vaginas are between gross and disgusting

Dicks are A E S T H E T I C

Through God all things are possible. So jot that down.

Roasties just trying to meme there puss isn't blown out like a worn out communal fee fee.

This is why I prefer traps, dick are way better looking than disgusting vaginias, but the female form is much more appealing than the male.

This.

No homo though

You would have to be a fornicater to know before marriage

Anyone want to link that one accept all cunts blog? You know the one.

>ex girl friend tells me I have a beautiful dick
>its so jewed I can't feel sex

Yeah, the ancient Greeks knew what was up.

dude, it's okay, you'll find someone who doesn't care much about your tiny dick. You should avoid making it too obvious with threads like this one, though.

Vaginas are a meme. There is a reason the ancient greeks only fucked women for reproductive purposes.

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So you're a faggot.

You come at me again with that talk yo dick is gonna get sucked and your toes licked.

>female form is much more appealing than the male.
>Dicks are way better looking
user....

Because the penis is inherently funny and lighthearted, the male sexual organs are juvenile and males are able to take a laugh that is why dick jokes and slapstick involving the dick is found across all cultures, everyone from here to oceania is able to comprehend and laugh at the penis

Vaginas on the other hand are sacred, vulgar and dirty all at the same time,all cultures whether animistic/polytheistic/monotheistic regard the vagina in a different light than the male counterpart even in our secular and atheistic societies vaginas are a no go zone, vagina humor is abhorrent and a mood killer due to humans deep knowledge that the vagina is not light hearted

You dont like that big ass in your face user?

Nice user, I appreciate the look of most cut/uncut but feeling is theost important, have you looked into restoring?

I like the realistic size, it's like they predicted "muh nigger dick" and went the otherway

>vaginas are between gross and disgusting
low test beta cuck, them holes be looking good. I just wanna cram my cock into em

The female version of dick size is loose vs tight. But I like that you're exploring new avenues. I think "roastie" is a great modern addition to "loose."

>greek sculpture dicks
>realistic size
m8 those are fucking tiny

Literally this,

I wanna go back to a time when I could own a women through marriage, give her a few children to take care of then spend all my free time with my buddy who I actually love

It's not just penis size that's made fun of. In the US, it's socially acceptable to make fun of men who didn't have part of their penis cut off without anesthesia just after birth.

Wtf is 1 down, 4 over?

A fucking yeti?

They showed dicks working how they're supposed to, retracted when soft, that grow to average size when errect.

Because of muh nigger dick meme, this gene is being bred out of us

>Women

Because dicks are hidden in your pants, vaginas are prominently located below a woman's nose.

Fags are sick in the head

/thread

Feminine penis > All

No, their culture praised small dicks and not big ones. They aren't realistic, they're small because that was seen as the ideal.

Came here to ask a similar question. Bear vagina maybe?

>realistic size
HAHAHAHAH you guys are the best

>Leaf
Opinion not even recieved enough to discard

Fpbp

Most womens vagoos are deformed looking, and gets worse as they age.

Same, 5 minutes of pleasure with a woman are not worth all the time you have to endure her female stupidity.
Women were always useless as companions and friends, the only reason men are even paying attention to them is because they are attracted to them.
The greeks knew that shit and if you take a look at their literature the longlasting loyal friendships are always between men.
Same goes for any kind of intellectual discussion, you can't have those with women.

Fags are sick in the head

Vagoos are gross brah yet only 1 piece of the puzzle. Anyone with balls knows masculinity overwrites any rational thinking during intercourse and courtship.

I know thats what saying, maybe not realistic but closer to what dicks actually look like

If you asked a female to draw a dick, she would draw it the same size as it errect but soft

>He doesn't like small soft dicks
Nigger

>15 vaginas
>exactly the number of women ive banged
>2 cunts look suspiciously familiar

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don't have anything against small soft dicks, it's just funny seeing someone imply that's the average size

just a question, but you guys do know that roasties aren't necessarily loose right? a girl with an outie is basically the female equivalent of a guy who still has his foreskin, really.

Thats my fetish

Just do Russian and Bj. Switching more as time comes. Then at the last second, blow into her open mouth/face. That is my MO. No ugly vag needed.

Are dick piercings redpilled, lads?

I should have said "more realistic" for the reasons I posted before

No, it's gay and potentially painful unless your a bottom gay boy

You should be whipped for having fag porn on your hard drive

the only chick I ever dated/fucked had a pretty decent vagina and I have no idea what I'm going to do when the next girl turns out to be a roastie

Anyone else find vaginas to be kinda gross?

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I remember when r9k started posting roastie memes on whisper networks for colleges. The asspain it produced in normies was incredible. Would be fun to resurrect with a much bigger megaphone

Yeah whip me, that'll stop me being gay

The moans and precum is just homosexual leaving the body :3

Justifying it with atheism doesn't work though since it's just a Jewish front

heheh that's why your birth rates are dropping bro

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literally looks like roast beef

/r9k/ was right again.

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nah im pretty high test dude and I dont even look at the pussy, I just close my eyes and imagine im slidding into an even bigger dude's penis hole

Yes

>she's an uglier downy than he is
>still gets chad

>equating roasties with those unmarked by the Jew

>Sup Forums and Sup Forums in general, are literally to autistic/degenerate/picky to reproduce
>the evolutionary case for normies begins to make sense

everything on /pol is gross. just take a break away.

Someone with advanced autism please replace the cartoon vajinurs with the nasty pasta cunts you find on low class porn sites.

>still falling for the vaginal jew
Embrace the OTN.

my dick gets small when I'm cold and nervous. So I imagine it would retract when I'm fighting giant snakes naked.

Kek agrees, but it's not limited to the vagina, it reflects their whole being.

Women and males need to breed occationally and not much else

Sorry, but this is a grisly beast right here.

>tfw your girl isn't a fucking mongoloid retard and has a decent IQ in the high 110s, a tidy non-beef vagina, is red-pilled, attractive, and you've been stable for over 5 years.

Feels good not being a faggot.

Men date down, women date up. The men left at the bottom masturbate or fuck each other.

>men date downs

You fucken said it m8

Most vaginas, even most of the ones belonging to hot girls, are ugly as fuck.

You must either accept and embrace the ugliness, become both rich enough to get your woman a labiaplasty, and lucky enough to find one who wants to do it (good luck, this is the equivalent of a grown, uncut man getting circumcised), or you must accept being a permavirgin.

Vulva Aesthetic Qualities:
Innie v Outtie
Tightie v Loosie
Whitie v Darkie
Labie v Roastie
Thinnie v Puffie
Hoodie v Clittie/beanie
?

Discuss.

It's afraid

Checked

I hate when women do that shit.

anything that is more tight/puff looking

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>tfw virgin
>see this
>don't mind being a virgin as much

Wouldn't shunning "women" who attempt to make fun of someone's god given body be a better answer? I don't remember choosing my body. Do women even know what the average man looks like naked? Or IS IT funny to laugh at little willies? should smaller man have some humility and laugh with them cause who fucken cares? I tell girls all the time i got a tiny flaccid cock. They have no "power" over me cause they know i don't care. I have confidence in myself and they can see that, and they love that.

I've probably been lucky....but I've never come across a vagina i didn't like :\

midway
midway
whitie
same thing
puffie
hoodie

>innie
>tightie
>whitie
>labie
>thinnie (to contrast with the puffy nipples)
Idon't know what that last one is.

>No penises
CIS-SEXIST SCUM
God bless you user, stay pure.
gay

ROASTIES ARE GROSS

eh i cant complain my dick looks like an anteater and I have a lot of foreskin

Fucking gross man

Same when flaccid. Looks better when erect. Pretty pathetic sight otherwise though.

>pretending the two can't be equated
come on now user

Oh yeah, I forgot the option of being gay and fucking dudes.

Americans are have the worst and most incorrect opinons

Show us, uncut dicks are pure

It's like when you stretch the shrink wrap on a case of gatorade to get one out

yeah well my dick's very aesthetic, except it has a banana-tier downwards curve.

Vaginas are neat. Wish I had one.

>im pretty high test dude
> imagine im slidding into an even bigger dude's penis hole