DOES HE HAVE A BOG CONNECTION???

DOES HE HAVE A BOG CONNECTION???

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did he get stung by a bee or eat peanuts?

SOUNDS LIKE HE GOT THE RUNDOWN

He tried to short cut the bogpill

THICC

HE'S THE ANUT-BOG. THE FALSE BOG.

QUICC RUNDOWN

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Perhaps he was the inspiration for the Ken doll? Or did Ken inspire him?

Looks like he took a load from buzz lightyear

Who are these bogs? Is there some kind of crash course or rundown someone can give me? Also, who are they calling all the time?

Just saw him on tv. What the fuck. He looks even worse live.

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INCOMING!

Here's a quick rundown

>Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>Said to be violent and intimidating in private
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles and banks all over the world
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Said to possess irrefutable evidence proving that the Earth is indeed flat
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>Published theoretical physics papers in scientific journals over 200 years ahead of their time. Scientists are still unable to understand the complexities of their research.
>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>Both brothers said to have 200+ IQ between them
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in a single evening
>Saved Europe from destruction with a single phone call
>Trump is just another Bog puppet
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

that thing is alive?

fuck you matt drudge

Does it have a name? Is there video of it moving?

WTF is up with euros and terrible plastic surgery?

Nah, Drudge is great

They were calling him the human ken doll on tv. They interviewed him and he kept saying all these surgeries aren't dangerous. He's had 50+ on his face alone. I bet he's dead within the year.

Take the bogpill user. Trust me. It's better this way. Numbers confirm.

oh my god LMAO!!

I remember from a quick rundown someone once gave me that originally there were three bogdanoff brothers, but they absorbed the third to grow even more powerful. My guess is that the third bogdanoff brother has found an interdimensional leak from within the bogdanoff brothers fourth dimensional presence and has begun to manifest itself in this form, however it is still not reached its full potential. I imagine we'll see world calamity in the following weeks disguised as some "world war" which is really another bogdanoff brotherly dispute.

Isn't he Argentinian?

Meme magic is truly an amazing thing. Bogposting is only a few weeks old and now this shows up in the real world.

Fucking triggered. You didn't use proper pronoun.
It is the appropriate pronoun.

>he hasn't taken the bogpill yet

what's your excuse Sup Forums??

-Rothschilds quietly acknowledge him
-In contact with mid-sea marine life
-Possess astrological-like fortune abilities
-Controls the local winery with an aluminum but fair fist
-Owns condos in emerging areas of Playa Vista California.
-Direct descendant of the guy who made Jesus' sandals
-Will bankroll the first Starbucks on Mars (Bogdanbrew will be be the first vente sized cup)
-Owns a sound studio where Gattica was filmed
-First designer babies will in all likelihood shit in diapers programmed by him
-said to have a near perfect SAT score, such intelligence on Earth has only existed within asian families that drowned at least two daughters
-Ancient Mormon scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of great weekend sales.
-owns A battlebot team utilizing a drum, the beat battlebot weapon.
-You likely have knock off Bogda sneakers in your closet waiting to be given away to Goodwill now.
-The Bogdalette is in regular communication with the angel Amenadiel, the actor playing co star to the hit new series Lucifer.
-learned broken Italian from one season of the Sopranos
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the
Uncle of the brother of the fiance of the asistant to one of the bogdanovs dogs.
-like 30ish years old.
-In reality, he's a man addicted to plastic surgery and pales in comparison to the Bog Bros, but can still rend a mans flesh with a flail hidden in his jacket.

Can't be, he's white.

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Can some user give me a quick rundown on this guy?

Barron will defeat them.

Its a guy

>Telepathy extends to surface thoughts
>Ability to use hypnotic-like powers
>Product of Bogdonoff DNA editing facility
>Bogdonoff representative to the subterranean "aliens"
>Life expectancy: 171 years old
>Can comfortably maintain eye contact for 45+ minutes

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What the fuck? What is up with his face?

Can somebody give me a quick rundown of this guy?

There are no "quick rundowns".

Thanks for this expedient summary

tfw you watch too much anime and become one

This is how it always looks when I make my own face in a fucking rpg

>tfw too sexy too give a fuck.

One can only wonder what those eyes have seen

He looks like an 80s animatronic that'd you see on some outdated Disney ride.

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What the fuck is that? He looks like he got stung by multiple bees.

> 'If I eat solid food the stitches will EXPLODE': Rodrigo revealed he has been recovering from 'worst surgery of his life' following his 50th procedure

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4187984/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-isn-t-addicted-surgery.html

lmao

If this isnt a photoshoot setup as a doll house; even his house looks like a dolly house.

Oh, he's real.

THANKS DOC

fucking bogs

>fucking bogs
best forced meme ever.

If I was gay I'd facefuck it.

underrated post

His face matches my souls face

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