Should I just go ahead and enlist Sup Forums? All my dreams are dead, I hate my life...

Should I just go ahead and enlist Sup Forums? All my dreams are dead, I hate my life, and fighting for my God Emperor seems like the only logical conclusion.

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Yah sure whatever.

Lmao Americans and their fucking army...

Respect the troops

Nice meme there America

I have never met a former Marine who wasn't successful. Get fit for a few years, and then enjoy all the benefits of the GI Bill. Don't listen to the faggot leaf.

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What's it like having a population smaller than my state?

USA: no welfare gubbement is evil

But killing for the government is great!

Fighting for Israel you mean

Name one war in the past 80 years that wasn't fought for Israel

swhat I'm doing

oh we don't do it for the gubbement. It's just awesome to know someone gave you the option to get paid for it.

Yep. Great idea.

Your opinions don't matter until you deal with your own shit.

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DO IT OR YOU ARE A FAGGOT

PERIOD

>I have never met a former Marine who wasn't successful

m8

please fuck off with that nonsense

>leaf

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vid related

tag em and bag em

FFL?

Do it man, and DON'T QUIT. for the love of god OP please don't quit, shit gets real hard and they don't tell you that nor do any sources emphasize that but it does. You'll be getting at most 2 hours of sleep a night and working your fucking ass off most of the day but in the end you'll never make closer friends than those you made while you were in the shit.

I guarantee that. 4 years navy here, 2 years deck seaman on an amphib in japan and 2 years OS on aircraft carrier (easiest job I ever had but I hated the people)

If you go officer maybe. But if you were a retard coming in you'll be a retard coming out.

Do it. You get benefits, lots of pussy (women love military men), respect and honor from normal Americans (non-libtards). Get to kill shitskins, Get in shape. Get preferential treatment when looking for employment after retiring. etc etc

I have met many. A lot end up with serious issues, both mental and physical. The government takes your body for a ride.

JUST DON'T DO IT LIKE AN IDIOT
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A PLAN FOR YOURCAREER AND GET A NON-POOFTA CONTRACT

MY ADVICE MATE? GO AND LISTEN AND EVEN BETTER TALK TO THE BLOKES DOWN AT VANDALVOID AKA THE WAR ROOM PODCAST OVER ON TEE ARE ESS
GOD BLESS MATE AND REMEMBER THAT YOU OUGHT BE A SOLDIER FOR CHRIST
CHEERS

I guess it's because I only know guys who were officers...

Your country is irrelevant, you let unlimited refugees in. You elected a snowboard instructor, your entire country is a shitty tumblr meme at this point. Your own PM is going to range ban you from even using Sup Forums so your time is coming. We should just nuke you to end your sorrow. I can't even be mad at leaf posters anymore they are just that sad of a story, I feel bad for them.

Be very fucking careful user. I was once you. I survived the military, but with lots of head problems.
I don't sleep much.
I drink too much.
The va wants to give me mental pills to fix it.

From experience, it can fuck you up. Your thought process will be re worked until you aren't the same person.

I'll tell you more if you want, just try hard to avoid a combat role.

I served nine years in the Royal Air Force. I don't regret it. I was in JHSU - joint helicopter support squadron and UKMAS - United Kingdom Mobile Air Movements Squadron.

My job was mobility. Getting anything from A to B. UK has force projection, so we can get anything anywhere at any time. Only USA, UK, Russia and France have this ability. It's the conerstone of our defence.
Which branch of the military are you thinking of joining?

30 years old and in the same boat.

Wish I joined 10 or even 5 years ago.

Now I'm too old for everything except army.

>tfw too obese to enlist

True story. I met with a marine recruiter once and they never contacted me again.

Then do it.

I'm 29 and I enlisted as 11b with my State Guard unit. I ship out in April.

>going infantry
>peacetime

you dun goofed

What's it like being that old in the military?

I'd definitely be in officer's candidate school.

Why do military cogs talk like this

He's in the nogo's. He will play army once a weekend, once a month.
Boy scouts do more work.

>getting paid to not work is the same as being paid to be a soldier

This.
infantry here, bored as fuck.

Do it, but be aware that it's not an automatic change. You have to put effort in and not quit. That is by far the most important thing; you can be an idiot, but as long as you don't quit you won't be hated. Hate is reserved for the ones that give up. Things will be hard, uncomfortable, and not always what you want. But if you stick with the men on your left and right and push through it, you will make it. Use your experience or age (if you you've got more than others) to help, not to set yourself apart. Arrogance is looked down upon. Being willing to help the group above what is asked for is respected.

And the benefits certainly help. Guaranteed pay, help paying off college debt (or GI Bill), health care, technical training (if you get the right job).

It can be worth it, if you do it right.

t. Soldier in for 11 years.

Is Army ROTC good? What are some good MOS to look into?

Yes we need as many people as we can to fight in Iran

do it. it'l make a man out of you.

t. former 11b

It's short, practical, and to the point. U.S. Army writing style dictates a sentence shouldn't have more than 15 words. It's so no one is spending time trying to figure out what you're saying. Militaries are results-oriented; get shit done, then move on. Extra time spent is time wasted unnecessarily.

Dick.

Wait one year to see if we go to war with Iran or something else that the neocons want. I love Trump but he has been saying some iffy thing about Iran lately.

This would be an acceptable argument if it was any other year, but golly gee, it's 2017, gosh darn it.

>I have never met a former Marine who wasn't successful. Get fit for a few years, and then enjoy all the benefits of the GI Bill. Don't listen to the faggot leaf.
dude, seriously?

Do it. I've been in for 17 years. Best decision I've ever made.

How does it feel knowing you are cannon fodder for God's chosen people?

Yugoslavia, you bombed us for "world peace"

what did you do?

I'm still in. 12D Diver. Best kept secret in the Army.

I joined the military a broken man (with some prodding from a judge). Hands down the best decision I've ever made. I'm not perfect by any stretch but I'm getting better every day. Word of warning though, you get out what you put in. I've met some of the best people I know, and some of the worst.

>Tl;dr Do it faggot

OP, as someone too old to enlist who now lives in DEEP regret, I'm demanding you do it. Please. You must commit to it though. Don't half ass it. I have 3 friends in the Marines and they're having a fucking great time. One of them is even getting married and making bank. You can get setup for life, get super fit, and all without actually risking your life.

Don't miss your chance. Make it happen.

Sailor here. There was a dude in my boot camp div that was 32. You'll need a waiver but it is possible.

U.S. military has some of the highest survival rates of any military that is actually active. Quality of life is also pretty good, as is the extent to which each individual is equipped. There are plenty of derisive terms you could have used, but "cannon fodder" is not one that works. I expect better shitposting from you, leaf. Now go away, and don't come back until your shitpost game is up to snuff.

>and all without actually risking your life.
how?

>Fight for God Emperor who doesn't even value your life.

Have fun fighting for Goldman Sachs.

former marine friend is washing dishes at restaurants now.

Cook.

All about the job. Avoid combat Mo's and you're gonna end up in some cushy base on friendly territory. If you're really lucky, you will sit in the states doing jack shit. Use the time and benefits to better yourself. It's a guaranteed path of success, all you have to do is take advantage of it.

Fuck I seriously wish I could die and start again. Graduate high school and enlist right away.

I'm a useless NEET and I'm thinking about joining, but I dunno. I'm really sheltered and stupid. Wish I was dead tbqh famalamadingdong.

Don't do it unless you have nothing else going in life, no chance of anything improving, no hobbies, and the knowledge that it wasn't your country's fault you feel like this
Also make sure you don't mind that you won't be fighting for anything resembling America, the Emperor, or freedom on any but the largest and vaguest levels

Don't fall for success propaganda, even military tier asskicking won't get you motivated to do shit, the desire to do shit has to be from inside

Join Airforce, Navy or Coast Guard and mos likely you will never see combat
though it depends on the job

Spoken like a true retard.

Not the marines, join air force.

thanks for the input Chef Goldblatt

how old are you?

From my experience your love of something as a motivator will take you farther than seeing yourself as needing to be fixed by an institution.
That said, alot of my chain of command spent time in the marines before moving to the unit we're a part of, and they had great things to say.
Go infantry (or at least combat arms). Support joes are miserable people. Consciously make an effort to be competent, reliable, and willing to exceed the standard.

Do it. Fight for your country.

25

You're not very good at this.

you can now get paid to wish you were dead

same here man. I'm too stupid for college. My social anxiety gets in the way of everything. I'm looking at joining the military as a career

oh sorry, here the milspec response to 'ur a retard'

"no u"

Vietnam...

If I get digies, then YES
If I don't, then NO

Yes. You need discipline, so go and get it

...

Stop LARPing, you won't enlist cuz you won't leave your basement fag

If you view yourself in terms of problems you have you will have a difficult time.
Everybody struggles with something.
But what do you bring to the table?
It could be something as simple as having a jovial disposition, or knowing a little bit of another language. Build your identity around positive, helpful attributes, it does wonders for you and everyone you share space with.

FUCK no.

Instead of good dudes working on your left and right in a firefight, your piece of shit nation would have you work with faggots and females, which clearly demonstrates they don't give two shits about your worthless ass.

We spent years killing brown people thousands of miles away when we should have been killing brown people, and leftist scum, right here in the U.S..

Don't waste your fucking time.

So your answer is to turn away another potential good dude?
What was your MOS?

11B4V.

My answer is to not waste your fucking time, arm yourself, and fight here when, and if, the time comes.

Go step in a soaker you hoser.

do it faggot

>France
Maybe after a Le Pen victory

This. Officers are another thing entirely.
Get in as a Lieutenant at the very least.

If you can make it through basic and earn the title.

> do it faggot

We didn't bomb you, Clinton did. 99 out 100 Americans don't even know what Kosovo is.

Do it bro. It'll give you a sense of purpose and equip you for a career after. Bennie's are awesome too

I acknowledge herding 40 joes, butterbar and a medic ain't easy but it ain't all doom and gloom.
You know where to find reliable people in your branch; you already know where to send your packet.
Otherwise you're pissing in the wind.

NO. Enlisting will only make your problems worse, mark my words. Especially if you enlist in the Marines like I did.

If you are a moron and can't be reasoned out of doing it at all, enlist in the air force.

>When you see them in past tense as Lcpls, then in the narrative as privates, and you know where this is going within a minute or two

HAH

Yeah, that's what I'm doing after I'm done getting gov't bux for being a college student, go if you wan't the /comfy/ Air Force life.

Nope.

I'm done busting my ass and risking my life for shitbag niggers, bitches, faggots and leftists in this cuck of a nation.

NONE of them defended the fighting man when the SJW congress and the Obama administration pushed their bullshit.

Fuck them all.

>All my dreams are dead,I hate my life

God Emperor just became president what is there to hate?

>ex-army

I wouldn't EVER have re-enlisted under Obama's military, and I only regret Im to old to go back in under Trump and that damn fine cabinet. Its all going to be nothing but WIN

If you feel called, go. You'll be fine.

dont agree to anything till after you take the ASVAB (kind of proficiency/ability/IQ test). If you do higher than 90, then you pretty much can pick what job you want. Ask to see their MOS that are open right now. MOS is the job you do in the military.

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Find what you want to do out of what's open, and tell the recruiter you want that one. He'll work with you. Then make sure you get any promises in writing before 'signing up'.

Fuck off you sad leaffag, go hug Mulcair and vote NDP, unless you want some your life to not be full of liberal bullshit garbage in which case move to America

If you're not tough enough for the Marine Corps, not smart enough for the Air Force, and not gay enough for the Navy, then join the Army.

I hated my time in the Marines, but I wouldn't change it for anything. I honestly wouldn't change it if you offered me a million dollars and sure-thing positive outcome. Why? Because it changed me for the better.

Taking control of your life is more important than whether or not the thing you choose works out well. Make experiences. Live life. Have a shitty time. Have a good time. Just do it.

Go as an officer candidate. You'll do basic, then OCS, which will totally blow, but then you'll be a second lieutenant and watch faggots salute you. You're way too old to go enlisted unless you have a passion for combat arms. Do you really want to be a 29 year old specialist taking orders from a 23 year old sergeant who dropped out after five weeks at a community college?

Best scenario: Trump seizes Canada and Mexico and creates the Dragon Empire

Worst scenario: Trump enforces homosexual lifestyles and American 'culture' on the Muslim world

No. Your God Emperor is in deep with the kikes and it looks like there will be sandy invasions in the near future. The rest of your life will be literally better spent if you just sit around on autismbux playing vidya all day than if you go die for Israel

Checked your truth. The US infantry won't even engage unless they outnumber the enemy three to one. Four Muslims who can't hit for shit won't be attacked by anything less than 12 Infantrymen. The only way soldiers generally die is from bombs in the road, that we're pretty good at finding, or the rare sniper who can actually hit a target.