>His statement released by a publicist says coroner’s officials told him that the blockages, combined with her taking the medications Adderall, Xanax and the pain medication fentanyl, caused his wife’s death in April 2016. >Adderall, Xanax and Fentanyl >Fentanyl
I would have gave a shit about this man a lot more until after the election. I went to a lot of his shows and he was one of my favs. Now Clown Shoes is dead to me.
Robert Hall
>mixing 3 different types of depressants >her death makes no sense!
Parker Sullivan
I don't like that he shilled so hard during the election, but I wasn't surprised by it, nor did I care. His brand of comedy isn't biting satire that changes minds or anything, so I never thought he was worth worrying about.
Not happy his wife is dead, and I still watch his specials and shit and ignore the annoying bits.
But he was never a favorite of mine (Norm Macdonald - best comic ever)
Jacob Garcia
-Kiddie Meth -Xanies -Super Heroin -Doesn't make sense
Jose Hall
High risk for addiction and dependence. Can cause respiratory distress and death when taken in high doses or when combined with other substances, especially alcohol.
Druggie wife died and he doesn't want to admit that druggie wife was druggie.
Dominic Kelly
Article mentions blocked arteries complicating the drug cocktail as well.
Robert Gutierrez
>why did my drug-addict die?
Zachary Young
>Adderall >depressant
Gabriel Richardson
>And sometimes I would fall into that cliché where I would say, ‘Well, everything happens for a reason, I guess,’” he said. “And she would go, ‘No it doesn’t. It doesn’t happen for any reason. S—t just happens. There’s no closure, there’s no order and there’s no meaning. It’s whatever meaning you try to put on it, but nothing happens for any reason. Get that out of your head.’”
I mean he was living with a black pilled, feminist, drug addict. ;_;
Colton Martinez
I feel bad for him but I've gone from a huge fan to hating the little faggot over the last year.
Elijah Evans
>Adderall
>depressant
a noooo, my man
Dylan Martinez
What are the odds he had something to do with her death?
Easton Hall
Fuck Patton Oswalt.
He is a unfunny faggot and his wife was a junkie. Nothing surprising here. Just another degenerate dead with this faggot probably not far behind.
I'll crack a beer open the day he kills him self and drink it in celebration.
Josiah Anderson
I don't mean to sound cold or harsh but I am so your wife was taking uppers and downers at the same time.
It makes alot of sense you should have intervened no matter how much she fought and hit you and took her to rehab by FORCE.
John Ortiz
Guys don't take pills, it's that easy.
Xavier Peterson
he killed his wife
Jonathan Russell
>Fentanyl
literally 50 x more powerful than heroin. Why was she on that shit?
Lincoln Flores
He killed his wife by getting her addicted to all of that shit in the first place. He belongs in prison.
Gabriel Ramirez
You'd be reaching for the poison too if you were married to Patton Oswalt.
Jaxon Williams
I've never heard of this guy until just now.
Josiah Sullivan
She was blowing her heart away with adderall, then pulling the ripstop on it with Fentanyl and Xanax.
The "heart problem" is just him parading the sort of denial he used to cope with her enormous addiction
Hunter Long
>be Liberal >cannot accept reality >listen to the prescription Jew >drug yourself to escape the pain >die, or shoot up a school >friends and family blame it on everything else but what it is
Colton Price
Fat and a pill addict because her doctors (including psychologists, the ultimate scammers) decided to just shove pills into her fat maw. Noice.
Blake Allen
Possible. I don't know enough about the drugs to know how they interact.
Just alcohol for me, thanks.
Michael Reyes
fent is a no no
Liam Cooper
naw, they both deserved it.
Ayden Cox
He killed her
Juan Rivera
I liked him, I thought he was conservative
Brayden Young
She was killed by the combination of fentanyl and xanax, mixing opiates and benzos is fucking dangerous, not to mention fentanyl is what is causing many of the drug deaths and heroin overdoses in America. With pure heroin you can measure your dose but fentanyl is so strong that it is impossible to measure a safe dose unless you have proper equipment, even for a junkie you need to be mad to willingly take fentanyl, taking it with a really strong benzo will kill you. In this way her death makes perfect sense, don't combine drugs and don't get addicted to opiates.
Bentley Hernandez
Fentanyl overdose probably killed her.
Jaxon Perry
>uppers and downers simultaneously
>no fucking sense
this is the type of person who voted for Hillary Clinton.
Benjamin Richardson
Probably twisted her ankle or something, shitty doctor prescribes it and oh look I'm a drugged out wreck that's going to OD.
Brandon Brooks
>Honestly, I feel sorry for the poor guy. Imagine if this had happened to Trump instead of him. Do you think he would feel sorry for him?
Of course not. Fuck Patton, and fuck his dead, fat, drug addicted cunt of a wife. He's a useful idiot propagandist for the Jewish establishment.
Nathaniel King
Isn't he the midget agent with several twins in Agents of Shield?
Carter Morris
It was the East Area Rapist/Original Night Stalker. She was about to release his true identity.
Colton Robinson
>Implying enabling wasn't the primary cause of her death
Adrian Martin
I mean, I never wished ill will on him or his wife, but him and the rest of hollywood/music/comedy all went all out to villainize and demonize anyone who thought different then they did and I can never go back now.
Isaac Hall
If I were married to that midget I'd probably kill myself too
Adrian Nelson
I think he means "makes no sense" in the way normies used to say "why would god do this to me"
Ryan Baker
How are people still shocked by prescription drug cocktail addiction and death in 2017? What planet do they live on.
Hudson Brooks
>>Adderall, Xanax and Fentanyl So hard t0 get in Australia :(
Asher Gray
Patton is a drug user who also takes anit-depressants
Nathaniel Cook
>junkie wife OD's >pathetic attempts to shift blame to coronary artery disease >whilst taking aphetamines >and benzos >and fentafuckingnil
He knew and did nothing.
Jordan Reyes
adderall and xzanx is speed ballin (almost)
Nathaniel Taylor
Adderall crashes bring you down dude.
Julian Lewis
Patton who?
Nathan Garcia
I've only been vaguely aware of who he even is >what type of entertainment he does,etc He's basically a male Lena Dunham a famous Nobody my fucking face when
Easton James
Do you think there's even anyone in his life that will level with him?
The enabler is usually also a victim in these scenarios - he may just be waiting for one bro to say "listen man, she was doing a bunch of drugs"
Like he's probably got all this guilt bottled up inside and no one to help him open up
Ryder Clark
a fat fucking sperg who uses his wife's death to get attention and lives like a roach off of pity from liberals, his life also revolves around twitter
Owen Collins
This is now what Sup Forums has become. See you during the uprising morons.
Wyatt Fisher
Edgy Factor: 9.9
Julian Flores
She was mentally ill. Anyone with a small amount of self worth would have realized that pumping drug cocktails into your body makes you susceptible to dying young.
>but nothing happens for any reason.
She died because she abused drugs. Sounds like a good reason to me.
Adrian Gutierrez
>Adderall, Xanax and Fentanyl lightweight
Noah Edwards
>See you during the uprising I webcam my dick getting erect which is what I assume you mean
Josiah Morris
Yeah, and deep down he knows that. >in b4 he starts a charity for heart problems instead of facing the truth
Logan Powell
>exploiting his wife's death for publicity These are details the general public didn't need to know you fucking moron
Adrian Thomas
a benzo and opiate is incredibly easy to die from mixing. The adderall may have been the only thinking allowing that cocktail NOT to kill her.
Jose Carter
>used to defend jew jokes on twitter >wife dies and proceeds to shit it up non-stop
John Scott
I say a lot of cold shit and have thought he may killed her, but I legit feel sorry for them
This isn't an uncommon thing. I see them as victims. You can harp on with holier than thou bullshit and say it was her choice or whatever, but these people have been eaten up in something vile and wicked. It cost them her life. Their daughter will grow up without a mother.
They are not alone.
Jackson Moore
If he wont shut his mouth about he-knows-what, there would be one more death, that does not make sence, okay?
Jason Turner
She needed the drugs to kill the pain of having that ugly fat fucking troll wheezing and ejaculating in her.
Luis Gomez
>3000
Andre?
Blake Morris
Blow him or overdose? I'm pretty sure I know why she is gone.
Lincoln Nguyen
>Benzo and fentanyl are putting you down >pep pill keeps your body moving like a zombie
Robert Wright
One of my favorite tweets of all time.
Justin Long
boy those drugs sound scary and dangerous, ill just stick to my beer and horse tranquiliser thanks
Mason Hall
How many Americans are fat shits on a constant diet of pills for anxiety and depression and resort to heavy-duty painkillers for menial injuries?
Alexander Clark
This is a shitposting board. Why does it bother you so much
Justin Powell
>>His statement released by a publicist says coroner’s officials told him that the blockages, combined with her taking the medications Adderall, Xanax and the pain medication fentanyl, caused his wife’s death in April 2016. >>Adderall, Xanax and Fentanyl >>Fentanyl >pagesix.com/2017/02/03/patton-oswalt-reveals-wifes-cause-of-death/ >Honestly, I feel sorry for the poor guy.
LOL no wonder this guy is such a EMO Comic Book reading BetaCuck...
His wife was a fucking Junkie, and he had no idea
Dominic Parker
Why does it seem like it's so much easier for women to get prescriptions like xanax?
I am horrible horrible anxiety and the doctors basically just tell me to deal with it, they refuse to give out a perscription to ativan because it's so addictive, even though it's perfectly safe and almost impossible to OD on.
For fuck sakes.
Eli Morris
I see you in the oven, buddy.
Daniel Miller
>Norm Macdonald - best comic ever random image I saved, figured you'd enjoy it
Zachary Gomez
cuz the doctor gives women meds so the men around her can keep their sanity
Michael Young
Since fentanyl is so strong does it make the OD painless? Or do you still choke on your vomit while passed out?
Dylan Baker
Not mentioned in the article: the part where any of these were prescribed to her
Aaron Garcia
My fave.
Austin Gomez
she's was taking speedballs with a light meal
Jackson Nelson
I had never actually seen a picture of the wife. Jesus Christ, what a pair of fat, ugly turds.
Doesn't this faggot have a fuckton of money from Ratatouille and other shit? He couldn't get a better looking, less drug-addicted wife?
I truly pine for the day this pile of rhinoceros spunk finally succumbs to the guilt and offs himself on Facebook Live™. And this is coming from someone who loved Spence Olchin.
Jayden Anderson
he murdered his wife
Chase Phillips
no it still sucks, she suffered. she probably realized she was dying but there was literally nothing she could do about it, then everything went black
Grayson Williams
uhhh guys is this a fruedian slip that his subcontous is trying to lift from him?
is he burdened with the weight that her death isnt how it appeared?
is he self admitting to murder!?!?!
did he sacrifice her for fame to (((hollywood))) ??
Luis Evans
Christ I would OD on fentanyl if I looked like that
Samuel Perry
>probably realized she was dying but there was literally nothing she could do about it, then everything went black My greatest fear.
Charles White
that's what's known as "polydrug intoxication"
it's what Elvis died from.
Zachary Lee
I'm sure he'll find solace in his atheism :)
Josiah Hughes
yeah, he's incredibly famous
(lol)
Aaron Phillips
umm i hate to break it to you but anyone who pops a xannie, adderall and fentanyl is ganna die
Jace Peterson
Why does everyone in here feel sorry for him?
He's obviously a degenerate amoral piece of shit, who cares about him or his junkie wife. He's the kind of guy who couldn't care less if someone else gets fucked over but suddenly when it's him he wants the world to feel sorry for him. Fuck that faggot
Camden Butler
Fuck you I have cancer. If the cancer won't kill me my liver failure from all the meds I take will.
Charles Murphy
who the fuck takes so many drugs together? is this normal? i'm a drug enjoyer like any modern degenerate but would never try to take multiple heart-fucker-upper drugs at once. what am i missing?
Xavier Fisher
Crazy.
Aiden Allen
Good. Drugs are bad.
Grayson Perry
in 'murica I go to my doctor and he throws xanax at me like they were M&Ms. You probably look like a junkie. Try covering your tattoos and taking out your faggy piercings.
Matthew Adams
>my fat wife had clogged arteries and 3 separate drugs in her system. It makes no sense!
Sebastian Carter
>what am i missing? The experience of God on earth
Stevie Nicks was given Klonopin when she went to rehab for cocaine in like 1983 - she said she essentially lost the rest of the decade
Jonathan Ross
I watched a woman overdose on all of her pills once (like 80 vicodin and xanax) and the doctor wrote her new scripts a few days after she recovered. They really do pass that shit out like candy.
Jaxson Jones
>2nd worst shiposters in teh world with incredible bantz(canada is 1st now) >on all those pills
can you imagine their postings?
Luis Gutierrez
I thought he killed her.
Lincoln Jackson
Fentanyl and xanax together sounds like a recipe for disaster.