How does Barron Trump make any friends? Does politics affect his life to the point where he's just a neet?

How does Barron Trump make any friends? Does politics affect his life to the point where he's just a neet?

Internet friends, where he can be anonymous. It must suck being about to hit puberty and knowing that everything he puts into a search engine is going to be looked at by government staff.

You browse Sup Forums. How do you do it?

Barron is shitposting as we speak.

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>How does Barron Trump make any friends?
He goes where there are white people.

I wouldn't be surprised...

at least he's not a roachskin

F

>yfw Barron is fucking your wife in CoD

just kidding, he is fucking her in CS

That boy ain't right.

not really. its not illegal

Ew why the fuck do people have mommy issues these days? Seriously what the fuck happened?

single moms

i have a breastmilk fetish

watch trump introduce him to Sup Forums when he's older

How the fuck is he 5'10 at age of 10?

Good genetics

How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

Then some foreign noble brings their family over and you start hanging out with their son for a few weeks during their stay because hes the only friend you've had in years at this god damned place the LGBT community starts making posters of you two laughing together and claims that Trumps son is a gay bottom and "there is nothing wrong with that". So uncle Pence has you sent to a "conversion therapy" camp where they electrocute the gay demon out of you night and day with car batteries, and they are pretty sure it resides somewhere in the vicinity of your ass.

A few months later you come back and finally feel like things are back to normal and some Swedish royalties niece is visiting and you two really hit it off and you have your first kiss but then she has to leave and you end up skyping all the time until one day she forgets to turn her Webcam off and you see Ahmed and four of his friends playing Swedish twister with the girl of your dreams and you blow a gasket and leak it online and soon Sweden is embroiled in scandal and you are made to go on C-SPAN in front of congress and basically admit you were cucked while some senator grills you about if you prefer taking it in the ass or in the mouth.

By this time you are 14 and still haven't gotten any pussy and your dad always gives you this (son I am disappoint) look and tells you to just stay home while he's out campaigning for his second term because he can't be seen to support your sort of degenerate behavior.

So you sit at home browsing Sup Forums desperately trying to defend yourself against these wild accusations and wish people would be more fucking understanding of the pressure you are under but there are nothing but aussie shit posters responding to your posts with memes of you getting butt fucked by Marco and bernie.

SS watches him at every corner, how can a healthy teenage boy get some?

Why don't people realize that Barron is the promised child?
> half american/half russian
> resonates with us on an autistic level
> will become king of the whole white world

There is a reason Trump is showing him to us.

11 year olds are verboten discussion. Pick on someone your own size faggot.

> resonates with us on an autistic level
Just because you came here from reddit doesn't mean this is reddit. Speak for yourself.

>Stop talking about him

NOT
GONNA
HAPPEN

>Speak for yourself

I'll speak for all of Sup Forums when I say we're all NEET permavirgin faggots with autism and there's nothing you can do about it.

Sup Forums is and always will be a self deprecating channel for people like us, and Sup Forums is the best motivator to get us to be active in our community

Maybe he does have autism. Maybe he's juts a regular boy. His momma doesn't want him in the White House though. Maybe she knows how smart he really is.

I bet he gets bullied at school because of who his father is.

I bet everyone loves him at school because of who his father is.

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That's something he'll have to figure out in about three years.

Baron is basically me 2bh

>Rich
>Handsome
>Tall
>Redpilled
He should be raining in pussy already. But he has important business to tend too instead.

He's going to be heavily protected, it's just not going to happen. And that's if he even goes to a school with other children. If he does, those kids would likely not be the kind to bully him.

It's a shame you don't see parents putting this much care into their kid's education.

Unrelated but my cat keeps going in and out of my room

What the fuck

Why is he doing that?

I don't know but TMZ posted pictures of him playing with some friends.

> Raining in pussy
> Age 10

>How does Barron Trump make any friends?
He doesn't. I have no doubt in my mind that if he tried to live a regular life he'd get lynched by the tolerant left.

I love Melania on this one. She looks like she wants to laugh but she had to pretend that she scolds him. Perfect mother.

Can anybody lip read what Melania is saying? I get something alones of
>don't do that Barron... Terrific.
>Are you feeling tired Barron? It's ok.

Any pros out there?

He'll keep browsing and become slowly redpilled. With nothing much to do, one day, he'll come across /fit/. Keeping in mind his godlike genetics he will become buff as fuck in the White House gym. When he turns 16 he'll at least 6 ft tall and won't have a baby face anymore. Right conservative girls of all over the work will be drooling for his superior DNA and money. At this point Donald is already aware of this. He's not the US president for nothing. He teaches Barron some game and introduces him to some cuties who are willing to do - anything - for a position in one of Trump's businesses. Barron won't even have do anything. All the women skills that he didn't learn during his youth will start to develop. He'll become alpha as fuck and his bonding with his father will reach a whole new level. His autism will also be helpful in school and I have no doubt he'll go to a great business school. He'll become an icon just like Ivanka

I thought he was homeschooled.

nigga he can't be NEET since he is in Education, that is literally one of the E:s in NEET

She looks like a pig

No you.