Kekland General

So we are founding a new nation called Kekland. This is a series of generals dedicated to this project. If we succed, we will go down in Internet history as heroes.

Current Tasks:
>Search for suitable Islands, preferably in the US.
Use this website: privateislandsonline.com/

Financing the purchase:
>Anons please post how much you are willing to donate for our cause. We also have to make sure no one screws us over

Kek be with you!

Other urls found in this thread:

privateislandsonline.com/islands/spanish-island
discord.gg/bVyYc
geography.about.com/od/globalproblemsandissues/a/trashislands.htm
youtu.be/Cvn9l1pJ3-A
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentinelese
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anticosti_Island
strawpoll.me/12267642
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I could get us this one.

privateislandsonline.com/islands/spanish-island

Not sure how we'd get food and shit though.

Discord link:
discord.gg/bVyYc

Bump (although technically I wouldn't be forbidden from entering lol but curious)

Really?

The trash islands are free and probably full of resources if your looking for a free island.

geography.about.com/od/globalproblemsandissues/a/trashislands.htm

If you want legit land, this guy could probably help you.

We're better off stockpiling and saving up for WW3 chaos to nab ourselves some clay.

Yeah. If I was drunk and someone had an actual plan set up (like I said in the other thread, we'd need builders, doctors, people that know how to secure food, etc) I could probably be convinced.

Might be kind of fun starting a country, you know.

Well i think we could only manage a trash island if we bring like tonns of earth on ships

All right. I'm working on the plan.

Very interested in this, good work my fellow countrymen.
Im wondering, depending on the island and the amount of people going there there should be a set amount for donations so we can cover all the expenses...
Or do 'we' just want to buy an island and let the rest happen on its own?

Everything good starts out small and gets progressively better. Start safe when your small and take bigger risks as you grow.

Wed grow potatoes

Its very likely that for the first 5 years people will be coming and going, slowly building up the island, and that we'll need to gradually make it permanently livable.

The fact theres leftover houses is actually amazing, it show us how to build them and gives us something build onto if necessary, rather than starting from scratch.

All the preppers on this board would be the best people for beginning a new nation.
Id rather we avoid ww3 by being small and unimportant, and building island bunkers.

Like another user said, if you buy the island Sup Forums will come

Organized and intentional efforts will work, but at the same time leaving it kind of alone will still result in it turning into Sup Forums town over time

Are winds strong enough on islands to use wind turbines or since most of these islands are close to the equator would it be better to use solar power facilities?

My name is on a 99 year lease on an island just off the QLD shores.
Shame its too small to host more than 10 people.

None of these islands look bigger than 20K square ft.

You'll need at least a 100 sq km. to have any sort of actual living.

Unfortunately, there is no such thing as Trash islands as mentioned by . They are floating patches of garbage, useless unless you're Jesus.

The plan, pls r8

Plan for colonizing an Island once one has been chosen:
1.A local volunteer user visits the Island, calling the Owners and saying that he is a potentional Buyer. He visits the Island, asks the owners general Questions (Weather, Pests, ect). He also checks the Soil. This is very important, since we want to be able to grow stuff. Then the user returns to /Pol, and if the Island is fitting, we buy it, gathering the money trough a crowd funding site.

2.We choose about 20 volunteers based on their skills. We should have about 10 Workers, two Farmers, Two Architects and one “Supervisor”. The supervisor is elected.

3.Once the anons have gathered, we have to acquire vital supplies. This first group of anons stays on the Island for min. 5 days, we will need: About 700 liters of Water, Food Rations, Shovels, Picks, Axes, Tents, seeds, meds.

4.Day 1: Settlers familiarize themselfes with the Island, build up Tents and begin to work on making a field. Architects survey the Island, look for suitable spots for Buildings.

5.D 2: Settlers work on the field, plant seeds

6.D 3: The Supervisor and two others return to the Mainland, resupply on missing stuff.

7.D 4: More Working, tending the fields.

8.D 5: Farmer Anons check the fields. If they find them suitable, the Supervisor and two others return to the Mainland, Buying the following stuff: 5 12v solar panels with acserisories, a big Tent, a cheap laptop or the PC of an user.

9.D 6: They plant the solar Panells, and using mobile Internet, connect with the rest of /pol.

10.Finally, the Settlers vote if the Island is sustainable or not. If they vote yes, the plan enters phase two.

There's a millionaire Swiss user here.He might help.
He was worth $70mn or something

So the trash islands don't work, but I did find this.

youtu.be/Cvn9l1pJ3-A

guy made a floating island out of bottles

Bump

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link expired

new link

I'm not even white but if I may chime in, the "problem" with your plan is that it is "socialistic". Let's face it, most of us are ultimately selfish and would need something to come out for all of us.

Also, a venture as big as this would require interested people to meet face-by-face first.

What is the incentive for people who take the early risks? What about the funding?

I'd want this to be a more egalitarian thing but I don't know how this could be done.

I'll propose this:


1) Embrace some form of socialism. If you think taxation is theft, you probably need to stay away since this would be a collaborative effort

2) Identify very small plots and assign them a usage and value. You'll need architects and soil experts to figure which place is good for high-rise buildings and which ones for ports and what not.

3) Half of the entire value of island is allocated in proportion to the initival investment by each user. The rest half is owned by a single entity where each user has ownership in proportion to their initial investment. Land allocation itself is random.

Actually I don't have time to go back and delete but this needs to be run more like an enterprise. So for example if someone is not actively staying on the island and being productive- they're not contributing so their share goes down. Or some such. The problem though is who decides in a fair way.

Or do you guys think fair market will take care of early investors?

Guys we should found a city instead. It is far more advantageous to do so. Supplies, food, infrastructure, material cost, and even garnering a significant population.
Make a self sustaining community much like the Amish. It will outlast any other shit.

How high should the wall around the island be?

ten feet taller

Just an interesting excercise, but lets do the math on food imports. A Sup Forumsony of 1000-2000 will require how much food to be grown? How much land area will that food require? Proteins, carbohydrates, fats. Beans, rice, bread, milk, butter, cheese, fish, potatoes.
2600 calories a day each.
How do we generate this much food at minimal cost?
Then consider infrastructure development.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentinelese
We need to bring them the gift of diversity! To deny us entry would be hilter-esche racism.

any way a little island of 1500 Sup Forumslacks can make money?
Like something to sell, attractions, produce anything of value?

>How do we generate this much food at minimal cost?

Bring seeds over

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anticosti_Island
1. We move in and make new laws when we are majority
2. Large isolated landpiece with low population
what do you think?

Also, tooling costs thousabds of dollars in itself. Construction materials should be derived from on site solutions.
I honestly don't know why an island seems like a good solution beyond having a good distance from everyone else.
Honestly if we could get 1k anons together we'd be better off taking a boat to some shithole in south africa and becoming warlords.

Perhaps an initial investment from new comers around ~25-50 USD? This could be used to create a considerable reserve supply of non perishable supplies. These could be used during cold snaps or for the initial settlers to use while getting a local food supply chain in order.

Its not that fucking simple you putz, soils, crop rotation, farming equipment, land area required per citizen/ individual regarding food production, having a surplus of foodin case crops are lost, being able to preserve food... Its not fucking easy.
>hurrr bring seedz ull be fine.

Don't let the kikes infiltrate our island.

The island is good but it belongs to India, we won't give up. We have our own corrupt corps + SJWs so no chance to even buy.

Keep looking though.

Look, I'm not shitting on this idea, I love it, but chartering a ship and bringing in goods isn't cost effective. You'd be best off building a settlement, generating income from various services you provide, then using a communal slush fund to allow all the anons to live off dividends/build out the community gradually. Over the years you would eventually have a self sustaining community.

Lets be real here. We can't be racist like some people are saying. If we are, we will be attacked by every first world country

>Kekland
>white

Why don't we just build an island? Find the most shallow waters in the ocean and just each dump some sand there until an island forms

We need laws as to who can enter this country of ours.We must establish that rules now.Let's vote for the rules by pols.I'll start
strawpoll.me/12267642

Economiv activities on Anticosti
1. Forestry
2. Hunting
3. Tourism
4. Aqua farming (possible)
5. Fracking (possible, IF WE GOT CONTROL OVER THE ISLANDS govorment we could get some moeny out of it)

>We can't be racist like some people are saying.

Bullshit. Freedom of association is a fundamental human right and our island doesn't have to be a country, it can simply be our private property.

You need to bring them hinduism and curry. IMagine how plain, boring and monocultural their lives are? ;)

you couldve made just that the rule instead of doing a multiple choice thing

Yeah, no doubt this would be a better idea. I was thinking of a more coastal island when writing it up. Something we could travel to with a row boat or larger if it could be afforded

The incentive is a nation

Socialism is a wonderful thing when voluntary and out of your own goodwill

The HWNDU stream has shown that when Sup Forumsacks get together we bond well

I see we're not all that savage because people only choose ''Depends on the individuals intellect and political views.''
I'm kinda happy.

I call President

First we find a big ship. We load it with weapons and sexually frustrated inhabitants of pol and r9k. Then we set course to some tiny pacific island. By the grace of Kek we arrive safely. A select group of chads pretend to be US secret service here to make deal with local kingnigger. Kingnigger is assassinated. The locals are exterminated. No survivors, nobody knows what happened. Only the females are left alive to be breeding slaves. Now that we replaced the former inhabitants, we pretend we were there since the beginning of time and plot to spread the religion of kek throughout the world, and place our chosen people in key positions of power to rewrite the history of our little island. After all, Kekrael cannot survive without Kekluminati.

I call vice president

I call General of the Army.

Someone needs to call Minister of Propaganda

I think that'll be all of us shitposting on Sup Forums

I call minister of propaganda

I call Naval Captain.

No wall, just /k/

Send us emus.

Your President needs a powerful mount

I call treasury Master.

Can I be a judge? I finish my law degree in a year and a half

I miss those autistic Namibia breads
Especially Afrikaaner anons who'd rain redpills upon these retards' heads

Only if you bring a silly wig

I call shadow president

how will our government work if we have one

I was wondering if we could just skip buying an island and just buy an MGSV style building and place it in the middle of the pacific. If you don't know what I'm talking about look up "mgsv motherbase" have something similar to that. It would be way easier to get families and grow crops in a contained area.

>People in this thread are unironically taking this idea seriously.

Wew lad.

I'm on it

> fracking on a small island
> let's pump this small bit of arable land full of chemicals and die from the next harvest
> le ebin xd

this desu

Let's invade SeaLand.We'll show them who's boss.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

Immigration ban on Muslims is in full effect starting with Sweden

To be honest, very few non-whites will want to be around majority racist whites

I guess the problem of rare is settled but how about religion.I say we shouldn't allow Mulsims but you people might have a different ideea.

also repost link but use one that does't expire

I call gasmaster. I'm the only guy with the authority to turn on the valve to gas kikes and niggers. If president tries to obstruct the gasmaster, he'll have violated the NAP and Kekland constitution and he'll either be impeached or there'll be a beta uprising.

What are the legalities of doing something like this?
Do you declare the island as a country?

>echochamber....the country

>sealand
sealand is right next to cuckway and cuckhalla and it looks really low energy. We should start from scratch.

only christians thaoists, pagans, and buddhists allowed.

Not a bad idea but I'm worried about how other countries will react. They would flip and call us islamaphobic and racist

These islands already belong to other countries. You can buy them the same way you buy land in a foreign country.

How will our customs work?

Same rules as golf

No blacks, no Jews

When did we ever care about what other people thought about us.

We will make it so any shitskin who comes aboard gets gassed within 2 days of entering. If the US gets mad we can just shitpost for a while and they will go away.

True

So it's like bringing some friends over to live on your property right?
You still come under the govt of that country so what's the point?

did any of you fuckers not hear about kekistan?
or is that too maynstreem for you guys?

>no jews
golf is rich "white" jews the game

This... might actually work. It's basically what the muds are doing to europe right now

Thinking about inviting Barron to come be our monarchist figurehead.

Thoughts?

Little late to the thread, but I am a (yet unlicensed) architect. Bumping. Maybe I could be useful. Have requisite skills to some extent

There is none. You're on Sup Forums

>republique
nigger we only speak english in kekland

I can imagine us creating a autistic new Language.

What's your expertise?

Lol

Jesus Christ you kids are a living meme. Way to discredit the right, congrats.

Sage Sage SAGE.