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BTFO

Nobody loves that body.

soo....what the fuck do they want?

What's so weird about that? It's what I tell all the supermodels that want a chunk of my 300 lb help desk employee ass.

>I'd really like to go out with someone nice but i won't put any effort in looking after myself apart from meme clothes and makeup and why are male models aren't lining up to date meee???

>LOOK AT ME PLS

ok

So does she think she's too skinny or something? Something tells me it's not because she thinks she's too fat.

>feminism promoting normalizing all body types
>not only do I find your body attractive I prefer t
>I don't give a fuck you sexist shitlord
Women should never have gotten the right to vote

I don't get it
I mean it's just more anti-men stuff? how is this new

Michelle obama hates white people

She doesn't care that hot men like her cottage cheese body?

>wants hot men
>most likely she wants men to find her hot
>doesn't give a fuck
What does she want??

>You simply don't play a necessary role in any woman's journey to self-love and the fact that you're cute/fit/hot AF has absolutely no bearing on my decision in that matter.

yeah ok

Just LOL @ her delusion! No Chad likes her body. At best they smash n dash when they are on a dry spout. What a huge coping mechanism coming out of this fat pig.

WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT?

Dear No Necked Lady, Stop Objectifying Me Based on My Attractiveness, I Don't Love You I Just Can't Stop Staring Because Seriously Where the Fuck Is Your Neck, I Mean Holy Shit

What?
Like what?
What the fuck did Shamu mean by this?

His daughters love the white stick though.

I'm sure a mountain lion or bear might, but only since they are unaware of the toxic chemicals, drives and sexual viruses she likely has.

>I don't give a fuck
>so let me publish an article all about it

It's what passes for flirting.

t. oldfag

every body-positive Instagram whore ever

>I'm more than my body
>here look at 500 pictures of my body

>Dead Stepdad

>dear set of people who have the qualities of being hot and find me attractive, idgaf
>dear {}, idgaf

what is her end game?

Wow, she's 4/10 even with make up. Of course she will write retarded shit like this, insecure as fuck.

They're not his daughters

She's insecure.

She also can perform fantastic mental gymnastics.

>Well, fit men, it is true. No matter how earnestly Jay or any other dude expresses his/your appreciation for my plus size body, it doesn't matter. You simply don't play a necessary role in any woman's journey to self-love and the fact that you're cute/fit/hot AF has absolutely no bearing on my decision in that matter. Women's bodies are not defined, not even in the smallest, well-intentioned way, by their approval rating — from fit men, fat men, or anyone in between.

Tricked one too many times I suppose

All she rambles on about is how she doesn't need fit men to assure her she's hot or what not. Basically, she's trying to reassure her self from her inferiority complex.

>Pic related.

Dick. They just have a roundabout way of saying it.

Looks like some dyke Nun from the 90's.

> garbage bag

they're not daughters either

Fuck, women are so twisted up.

Whatever popular culture tells them they want.

If my friend asks again why I'm only dating asians, I'll show him this picture

>sharing a popsicle
You know, I was going to call them niggers for doing that, but a friend of mine does that with his best friend and I do it with my mom.

>love all sizes of women
>stop loving my size

i would ask you to make up your minds but being women that's impossible

Those fucking daughters in the back ground.

"omg trash people food. Should we eat it it lol. lolol lets eat it"

She wants to feel desired. Part of being a desirable woman is turning down men. So, in order to lessen cognitive dissonance, she must appear not desperate if she is to maintain her notion of being desirable.

Why does she hate Jay so much?

Where's Jay?

Nevermind.

>don't play a necessary role in any
Fuck off whore, you don't speak for me or any other woman except yourself. One of the most objectively important things for humans to have is support from loved ones and encouragement from their community. Some people have to be taught self-love from others you fucking imbecile. They're not defined by approval ratings, sure, but their owners sure as fuck need approval and acceptance until they can approve and accept themselves without the need for input from others. They still need people to reassure them on their journey to a healthy, fit body and a healthy, fit mind.

what a beautiful pepe

Yep. They take this attitude to imitate attractive women who have free reign to turn guys down. It's a humble brag way of implying she's actually too good for some guys.

In reality, nobody fucking wants her. Which is why she's ona "journey of self love" to begin with. Nobody who's loved by other people needs a journey to self love. Only those who are rejected and loathed. And she's reminded of her rejection every time she looks in the mirror.

It would be hilarious if some handsome fella made her fall in love with him and then he breaks her heart so bad that she'd stop posting crap on the intarwebz.

This reminds me of that time my sister wanted to have practice sex to prepare for her date. She came home after school one day all flustered and said that her crush would only date her if they had sex after dinner. Mind you she was 16 and this dude was 19, while I myself was 11.

She told me to put on a suit, light up some candles on the dinner table and microwave a TV dinner. I didn't have a suit so I put on my dad's which was oversized, even if I was pretty big for my age and did as she asked. I love my sister so I didn't question much but when she wanted to practice kissing after eating I got a little nervous so I backed out a little. We ended up doing that thing the dogs did in Lady & the Tramp which made it a little less awkward

My sister had never had sex before, and obviously neither had I. She had no real formal sex education but had seen a porno flick after sneaking into the theater last year. I'm guessing that's where her knowledge came from because she had some pretty detailed requests, asking me to take off her bra and rub her breast, and in turn she would take off my pants and poke my weiner. We went to her bedroom and she gently tied me to the frame with her bra and took off her underwear. I didn't know what was going on and I didn't have any real sexual attraction to my sister but she got on top of me and slid it in her vagina. She told me that she'd do all the work because I didn't know how and kinda started jumping up and down on my semi. This scared my penis a bit so it became flaccid and she was tired from all the movement so she kinda just laid on top of me with my penis in her for about thirty minutes before she told me to release. I thought she meant pee because I didn't know how to ejaculate yet so I peed inside her and then she cancelled her date because she thought sex was gross. The dude ended up having herpes so it was for the best. But in all seriousness, we can't let this guy get his hands on the nuclear codes!

>Hiding her extra chins
Thankfully I can see the fat on her face and hands easily

stop making these threads without posting links or archives

Is it a dyke? In which case, the whole 'hot' part would be redundant.

kek

Who Are These FUCKING Guys Who Date woMen Like In The OP. And what the fuck is wrong with my phone that it capitalised those words all weird?

Men to put them into their proper place.

Sadly, not too many such men exist anymore.

I remember I saw some chick desperately trying to lose weight on her blog. I wrote an anonymous comment saying "hey you're pretty just how you are, I don't think you need to lose weight" and she re-blogged it and went into a tangent about how she doesn't give a fuck who thinks she's pretty blah blah blah she's doing it for health reasons. I mean that's good she's doing it for health reasons but holy shit libs get so triggered at any concept of beauty

>big sister stops little before she swallows it whole
>little sister got some talent

They're imaginary.

"I'm soooo sick of male models telling me I'm beautiful all the time! I don't need your reassurances! I know I'm perfect the way I am so stop begging me to date you!"

Then all the other whales stand around until their legs give out agreeing with her about how bothersome it is to deal with so needy male models always trying to buy their rotund love.

The sooner we all convert to islam, the sooner we can get back to knocking the shit out of bitches like this,.

More Trumpelina's

>be 3/10
>still get so many offers of male affection that you can afford to scoff at it

beta cuck

UGGH wish it were muh dick they're sharing

I see so many lefties,so called liberals numales etc today that have this weird blank stare,usually with an eye slightly off. It s probably all the antianxiety/depression/imaginary sindrome stuff they are all on bc it reminds me of this borderline chick I used to hatefuck

Maybe those guys mistook her face for the broadside of a barn.

I don't have many saved since it was all about Trump and Pence during the election for me, but here is a Hillary supporter during election night.

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>problem glasses

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The difference between her pic and profil picture

Is that chest hair?

Mcpoyle?

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this is ... kinda hot

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MUH DICK

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>Thinks guys are hitting on her when they as for her friends phone number.
>thinks guys are hitting on her anytime they acknowledge her existence.
>thinks guys are hitting on her when they send the mandatory memo to everyone informing of a chance in company policy.

College brainwashing has gone to far.

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I'm happy the Leprechaun found love.

Nigger

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>she is self conscious enough to know that those men just want to pump an easy load inside of her
kudos to this woman

Jesus men are so desperate

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This has potential to be a glorious fixer upper.

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You know the rules wench

Checked. And tits, gtfo

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metalfiends are into women like that

I feel bad for the poor woman, but at least one of her children is obviously crippled because of her bad genes. People like her shouldn't breed at all, it's a crime against humanity.

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I agree, but you know the rules.

humanity was a mistake

The parents look like siblings

why the fuck do women think its appropriate to take their shoes off everywhere