>joins the Corps once
Joins the Corps once
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He's got bigger nuts than you.
Kys faggot.
>tfw friend just joined the marines
Please be one of the lucky few to come out unscathed. You're in my heart Jerry.
>being a leg
Pretty sure his nuts got blown apart by the dirty shitskin bombs
Hey smoothskin....Saged.
Hey CTR/Crew. We smell you. We know your fear. We know you can't win. Let your handlers know. Also, does David powder his wig? Does he use any delousing agent?
actually kys fucking wetback
probably got more pussy then OP too, prob still does
good thing roasted nuts are much more flavorful than normie unroasted nuts
Betafags gonna betafag
>wetback
TOP KEK
Stormfags pls
>Literally shaking
Marines are the meme branch of the military
Prove me wrong
Ayy why doesn't the state fund reconstructive surgery for such things
>leaf is actually taking me seriously
le xD fellow redditor! le TROLL'D!! have an upboat good sir!
edit: wow guise thanks for gold!!!
>implying liberal
You faggots have nigger gang members among your ranks working EZ support jobs. Topkek. Great work. Flawed chains of command and leadership everywhere.
you are 100% right. they are the navy's power bottoms.
>failed the asvab
>lost crush to a soldier
which was it betamax?
why you so rustled?
>He doesn't know about the ruling technocratic elite that halts scientific advances because they believe in some occult beings that feed on suffering.
You got a long way to go.
Good goy
oh, i do
boy i'm personally going to try and make such people think hanging from lamppost is paradise
Marines are drug addicts and alcoholics
>This is what happens when a freedumb loving murkian overdoses on dat freedumb
Thanks Obama
Fag
Bryce ?
That's what you get for throwing your life away for Israel and non-existent WMD's in Iraq.
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Awww, how was Air Force BMT little guy? Having fun being a beta at tech school?
lol fuck off faggot
0317 reporting.
suck my fucking dick
>assumes
I was SWCC cock knocker.
How's the burger flippin treating you?
>Being autistic
>0317
Doesn't match up user
This post 9/11 is so fucking sweet. I'm jerking off right now
How do you mean user?
My job was not to interact, but to shoot. It was perfect for me. My spotter didn't mind. Went on a mission, fucked the ground a little bit, and went back to base. I hardly interacted with anyone in person, mostly coms.
>I'm jerking off right now
Are you listening to your mom get railed by sailors?
>the lucky few
Give me a fucking break. You do realize that any job in the american military is statistically one of the fucking safest jobs in the entire world right? You factually have 18x better chance of becoming injured working basic labor. Don't fall for the "Heroes at Risk" meme they shove down our throats to keep fueling the Jewish run Industrial Military Complex we have.
Fact of the matter is we could cut our spending on the military in half, and nothing bad would come of it.