My name is Bess, and I honestly just feel bad for every one of you. :) All of you are darling schnookum little honey-buns who spend every second of their day trying so hard to be so so smart. :) You are everything sugar-plum dingaloo in the world. Honestly, Dearie, have any of you ever gotten any sweet sugary-doo? ;) I mean, I guess it's fun making America great again because of your own snickety doo-doo dingalong, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being easily baited into a Twitter war.
Don’t be a stranger, sweeties. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the baking team, and starter on my debate team. What sports do you play, other than “be an adorable little honey pie”? I also get straight A’s, and have a buttercup gumdrop Twitter following (they just retweeted me; Shit was SO lollipop diddly-dum ;)). You are all dear wittle cuddle wuddles who should just go to bed since it's way past your bedtime :). Thanks for listening sweeties.
Pic related: It's me and my schnookums.
Isaac Sanders
anyone here watch jojo?
Jordan Sullivan
Mommy Bessy give baby milkies now! Me want milkies mommy!
Jose Ward
Wish I could get into it but the story was incredibly boring. Reached the part where Dio gets burnt and then I quit.
Luke Hernandez
Oh honey buns!
Sebastian Smith
>baking team kek
Zachary Martinez
Oh sweetie, it would be extremely booboo
Adrian Green
Oh sweetie pie!
Andrew Bailey
Excellent thread, would read again.
Carter Scott
Oh snuggle butt!
Gabriel Morgan
For you, sweetie
Levi Morris
Oh boo bear!
Hudson Myers
Oh sweetie, the american people voted. That's not how democracy works, darling. okay? By byeee
Matthew Nguyen
read the rules bitch
Ryan Scott
>watch Well, hopefully you've started reading since the Part 4 adaptation is finished, right?
Tyler Walker
Bogpill me on day drinking
Luis Martin
Oh lollipop....here's a pic of her with Richard Spencer.
Discuss
Easton Martinez
Fucking kek
Nolan Wright
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Joseph Allen
Get that Sup Forums tier shitpost out of my thread!!!!
Reeeeee!!!!!
Alexander White
>those jew hags
Zachary Harris
are you a woman?
Anthony Lewis
oops meant to post this one
Aiden Collins
HEY KISAMAS, WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.
SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING. (SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)
Robert Hernandez
copypasta spam sage
Joseph Green
Glad you pointed that out for us
Christian Collins
Yeah, I'm considering reading the manga. I just finished SC but don't want to start Diamond is Unbreakable yet
Levi Clark
What is this spicy may may
Adam Hall
Seriously?
Thomas Stewart
Oooh sweetie. You're such a new faggy waggy.
Leo Gray
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My name is Igor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten to a higher level of consciousness? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a Rothschild.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much aesthetically perfect. I invented multiple fields of quantum physics, and literally control every central bank on the planet. What central banks do you control? I also have a PhD, and have a banging hot twin brother (He just rewrote the fabric of the universe with his mind; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my brother.
Julian Price
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?!
Leo Nguyen
10/10
Hudson Brown
Hello Chaps, My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook. It wouldn’t be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on one’s cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight A's at Eton, and has a spliffingly beautiful lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort one’s life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my smashing lady
Jayden Thompson
Lies
The Bogs are pure spiritual beings and saying stuff like that is beneath them.
Gavin Jones
Hey Eggheads, My name is Big Mac, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, uneducated, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid mule pictures. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any plot? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ponies because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than clopping it off to pictures on ponyhoof. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hoofball team, and the owner of Sweet Apple Acres. What sports do you play, other than "clop to naked drawn Humans"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot marefriend (She just blew me; Horseapples was SO bits). You are all Eggheads who should be banished to the moon. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my mare
Jace Howard
Kek
Gabriel Phillips
Hello [insert Podunk, inbred state] *pauses for cacophony of chattering chimp cretins*
My name is Donny-J[ew] ̶D̶r̶u̶m̶p̶f̶ T®ump™ and I love every, single one of you great, great ̶f̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶l̶e̶b̶e̶s̶ people. All of you are absolutely amazing Americans, who fruitfully spend every second of your ̶i̶n̶u̶t̶i̶l̶e̶ days posting very, very truthful memes of me. You's everything that will make America great again (M.A.G.A.™)!
Honestly, you must all be of top tier, Jewish inbreeding... just like me! I mean, I know it's enjoyable making fun of the 'Sarlacc pit' incarnate, HIVillary, and her many, many e-mail security lapses ― my 10-year-old knows the cyber and would hack her yugley! But, holy hell ― do you guys take this great greatness to a whole new level of greatitude! This is even better than jacking off to Ivanka's toddler nudes!
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best non―NON!―policy related questions. I'm literally perfect... and very, VERY rich! ― I was top in my 'Screwing the Simpleton Tax-Payer By Using Bankruptcy Loopholes' class at Trump University™, and have the record for most Polish slave labourers underpaid on a single, domestic U.$. construction project using cheap, chink steel! What financial frauds has HIVillary committed?... other than establishing a charitable foundation for poorfags and retards ― kek! *gesticulates like a cerebral palsy sufferer* >[...]
Ethan Young
I also bankrupted four(4) straight, stripper-filled, Triad patronised casinos; used my silver spoon to dodge five(5) drafts (no loser P.O.W. here!); I have my stage name ("SCION" ...what a nasty, nasty women) festooned, nigger-like, all over my buildings... AND I've grabbed more pussies than a chef in a chink take-away! (NB: I just had "DRUMPF 4 IVANKA" inked along my dry, numb, Jew-butchered micro penis... shit was so ca$h!)
Y'all totally awesome Americans and I want you to vote yugely for me come election time. We're gonna win BIGLY!
Thanks for making ̶m̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶l̶t̶h̶y̶ ̶r̶i̶c̶h̶ America great again!
(PS: It's me, my YUGE hands and my qt., hook-nosed cum-bunny)
Isaac Wilson
>she will never step on your balls while calling you honey and sweetie