Would you ever join the French Foreign Legion?

Would you ever join the French Foreign Legion?

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nope
>i want to win

there is no good reason to join. Everyone break down into mafias if you're anglo enjoy all three of you being ordered around by the slav mafia.

FFL is 50% cowards and 50% terrorists, fuck those wannabe soldiers

Oui. Mother fucker.

what?

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>50% terrorists
Sauce?

Irrc most members today are Slavs

The three native English speakers began to stick together more than ever, as the mafias became more prominent.
“It was a survival thing. We were on our own. We didn’t have a ‘mafia’.
“If there was a duty to be done, do you think the Russian corporal was going to give it to the Russians? No. And so it went on. There weren’t any ‘Anglo’ corporals, so we copped all the shit.

The two ‘Anglos’ decided to break the ice by singing Waltzing Matilda as loud as they could, further incensing the Russians who, with the support of training staff, were not going to lose any more national face.
As the truck picked up speed, the Russians wasted no time, and hooked in with fists and boots. Although out numbered, Shane and Morgan gave as good as they could. However, things got a lot worse when Morgan disappeared, head first, over the speeding truck’s tailgate and into the darkness of the French Alps.
There was pandemonium as the men tried frantically to alert the driver to stop. Shane managed to get to the unconscious Morgan first – but it was too late. Lying in the road, his friend had suffered massive head and neck injuries from the beating and the fall.
Experienced in first aid, Shane began EAR and attempted to control the bleeding only to be pushed aside by a panic-stricken Russian SNCO who was shaking the dying Englishman’s head and shoulders, screaming , “Souflee Morgan, souflee” (breathe Morgan, breathe).
Reeling in shock at the unprofessional behaviour of these supposedly elite soldiers – Shane wondered was this what he really aspired to become?
Nearly three hours later an ambulance arrived, but on arrival, the medics didn’t fully comprehend the injuries and, Shane says, that without any doubt, their resulting treatment did not help.
Morgan later died in hospital.

Maybe but my eyes and the french language are shit. Guess i will have to become a software engineer then. Feels bad.

If I don't get into medicine, sure.

So yeah unless you want to be a slav slave stay out of the legion

You wouldn't even exist without France.

I know somebody who joined.
You should OP

I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH NIGGERS.

France wouldn't exist without us either. It is out of mutual respect we take digs at each other.

>fighting for another mans country
I can't think of anything more cucked

wow.
it's a pretty brutal place, but although i was aware of the "mafias" the anglos also usually include scandis/german speakers etc and i never heard of any dominance. but as for the crazy incident sounds beleivable.

Would they include me as an Anglo. I speak fluent French although I'm Flemish and aryan

no you would be included as a belgian cuck

> Flemish

> Aryan

Pick one.

Explain me at which point of our modern history someone threatened us of annexing our country.

Yeah, never happened, american education.

Neat. Just like I would anywhere else.

Have you ever been here Paco?

>non-germanics ever being allies

Nope.

And i don't need to claim to be something i'm not to feel good about myself either.

The Aryans died heroically in WW2.

You're not an Aryan , you're just a White dude.

There's more to it than blood.

And we're acting like this dude wasn't a total Bogan asshole? From reading the thing, the Russians tried to resuscitate the dude to life, they were just running shit when it came to cleaning things which isn't a big deal.

The only way anyone should ever consider the legion is if Marine Le Pen won. It just doesn't seem worth it to go through all of that just to live in some shitty socialist country.

I served in the Legion and know for sure I'm not the only one on Sup Forums. Plenty of ex-legionaries on the /k/ as well.

The bogan showed them shitposting with a fist, and they killed his mate they were so butthurt. Read the whole article I linked it here.

>its okay to murder someoneif you don't like their character

Can you share some of your expierence?

Was it worth it?

The leaf is right. Ben Franklin travled to france to secure funds for the war effort against the British

On Sup Forums, there's a Czech guy who works security now and a guy who works for an NCO in Georgia who were legionnaires. I'm sure there's more

I'm not saying that to feel good about myself. Just dropped 'cause I could racially pass through as an Anglo or any Germanic/Scandi for that matter. Learn how to interpret a conversation captain autismo.

If I ran to Europe because WW3 vs literally the illuminati broke out and Canada decided to be on the wrong side but France didn't, I might join it.

They don't fight for France. They fight for the Légion m8.

>fighting for the french

*NGO

Oh yeah I remember a thread a while ago with an ex-legionnaire that worked in Georgia. Think it was for the UN. He had a lot of interesting stuff to say.

What was your physical conditioning like in the Légion?

Personally I like to call it "best mistake of my life" and I don't regret a moment when looking back. But I still think it is definitely only for the people who don't have anything else in their life, I can't imagine going through that with something or somewhat waiting for me back at home. It also depends on what you are expecting.

>If it is glorious career, brass and all that stuff, then no. Only really small portion will achieve those and it is mighty brown-nose business.

>If you are looking for a military expertise and knowledge for use in the future, it depends on the regiment you land in. Some are pretty shitty (13e DBLE, with infantry regiments it depends), while some are on really elite level (2e REG, 2e REP, 2e REI). FFL however still have a very strong name which will bring jobs in the future for sure.

If you are looking for the mostly drunk penal-regiment-like experience with a possibility of tourism in some third-world shithole, regular military suck and few really life-defining moments, then definitely yes.

I'm the security guy.

This hundred times.

During my service? PTs vary. Bootcamp and your first year is pretty hellish, there was an American guy who served in the Marines Corps and he always said Legion is much rougher on the mental side and similar on the physical. After the first year it slowly begins to be more and more professional and comfy with somewhat regular brutalizing.

Is this nigga serious?