ALEX JONES GETS A WHITE HOUSE PRESS PASS

salon.com/2017/01/31/alex-jones-infowars-reportedly-has-a-white-house-correspondent-for-its-new-washington-d-c-bureau/

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Glorious

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What's the problem ? Did you see him on the Joe Rogan Experience? He was glorious I hope he brings some stank to the white house. We need him good and drunk so he can prime Spicer up for some big wins.

GET

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>salon

This is just a reminder that Alex Jones and indeed perhaps Trump as well, are Zionist puppets designed by the kikes to demonize white nationalists and spurr the mud-races to action against us.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

got

In the Joe Rogan podcast alex talked about how humans carry in their subconscious the compressed knowledge of their species and that there was a study on chickens where after ten generations living in a lab chickens could still differentiate between the shape of a triangle floating over head and the shape of a hawk.

I tried to find this study but couldn't.

Does anyone have it or more alex jones videos on this topic?

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Get.
Fuck pedos

this might get interesting my dumb friend

BEST TIMELINE

Fuck drumpf

fuck white people too

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Pizzagate will be the biggest political in American history. And Kek will assure justice is served to all....

Digits repeating means Alex gets front row seating.

>salon

Fuck it, I'll postin Alex Jones thread for the get

the binars demand RLM also receive a press pass

damn wonder what's going to happen next with the media

Good, because we need answers on the vampires and obelisks ASAP.

Better get ready Spicer, gonna be a wild ride son!

Alex Jones and Joe Rogan are both braindead retards.

Top fucking kek. Love this presidency

12th dimensional energy vampires.

Gas the kikes, race war now.

Aliens confirmed

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Something something Get. Something something digits. Something something HOLY WAR TO RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE

NEVER EVER

NEVER EVER

FINISHED.

REPEAT AFTER ME: MADAM PRESIDENT

>PHAT FEEL GHWEN YUU AR THUH MAYNSTREEM MEDIER

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Leftists suck

Epic reaction! XD

>the came within 23 posts of the get

Let's see

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Mattis will be the one to retake Constantinople from the filthy turks.

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Declare ANTIFA a Terrorist Organization

It already has about 40,000 signatures, only 10,000 more are needed.

change.org/p/president-of-the-united-states-declare-antifa-a-terrorist-organization/u/19292498

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BUT HE SMOKE POT

>MUH DEGENERACY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Zionist puppets designed by the kikes to demonize white nationalists and spurr the mud-races to action against us.

Gtfo stormfag

problem?

MR PRESIDENT YOUR AIDE'S FRONTAL MEAT PROJECTOR JUST SHIMMERED LOOK OUT

Can anyone give me a basic gestalt on this guy?

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>Sink Yoghurt is at it again
>He's aiming to rile somebody up
>Shitskin genetics encode for guffawing at the funny sounds his keyboard makes
>His sod hut barely resists the wind
>Behind his ancient laptop, a chihuahua's skin dyed like the Turkish flag trembles
>Thunder booms right outside the hut
>Spank Boner leaves his hut and looks up
>A huge shape in the air eclipses the sun
>It's Natalia Poklonskaya
>Her uterus strains to contain a thundercloud of lust
>She's bloated into a pear that's nearly a sphere
>Natalia drifts to the ground and bounces off a pulsating belly half her height in diameter
>Buttocks forming a peach as wide as Natalia is tall begin flexing, pushing her through the air
>Thighs shaped like doughnuts kick feebly
>Her labia part and close, expelling moist gusts of air to keep her thirty feet in the air
>Sink gawps at her breasts and his anus prolapses
>Her boobs are eggs as big as her belly, stretching her wifebeater to its absolute limit
>Natalia glares at the shitskin "journalist", face ensconced within a globe of a second chin
>"REMOVE KEBAB FROM WEB" she bellows
>Her boobs are hugged together and start lactating
>Cenk-and-bake is slammed to the ground by geminal geysers of breast milk as Natalia moans with pleasure
>Last thing he hears over his autistic screeches is the boom of Natalia's vaginal flatulence
>Cenk's skeleton is reduced to powder by the current
>Natalia heaves a sigh of relief before suckling at one breast
>Thick, creamy milk dribbles down the corners of her mouth and over her second chin
>She orgasms and one deafening queef launches her ever higher
>Another Natalia appears
>Then another, and another
>Dozens upon dozens of Natalias appear, teenaged versions of their leader
>The clone army sets forth to deliver the same fate to the entirety of Turkey and the Middle East
>Elsewhere, Alex Jones gets his dick stuck in a water filter and laughs at his trivial misfortune

>change.org
If you want it to be worth shit then put it on whitehouse.gov

He's a coke head with a great dad bod and a brain full of truth bombs

>applied
>accepted

Pick one, salon. And why would salon write this? I know they sure as fuck don't have a WH press pass