Why don't you have a girlfriend, user? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.
Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own.
Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.
You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.
Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. I forgot, for a moment.
Ryan Lopez
But I do.
Nolan Gray
You couldn't have written this if it didn't apply to yourself.
Gabriel Howard
2D cartoons do not apply.
Leo Carter
pic of me. faggot.
Evan Thomas
I do. Also you shouldn't waste pasta, most of your countrymen can't even afford it.
Julian Watson
i don't have a girlfriend because i don't want to cheat on your mom
Joseph Brooks
She doesn't love you autistic loser lmao
Christian Thomas
OP, you can't make a post that conceited while trying to call out other people for thinking they're smarter than everyone else.
Isaiah Carter
audibly snorted. You get one (You).
Easton Williams
No it's because after my last breakup it's taken over a year until I could even look at another girl
Mason Hughes
Responded to the best post on accident, but you get the message OP.
Ayden Martinez
Wow you're such a huge faggot you look like a little bitch pussy
Sebastian Gray
Nah. It's cos the wife would have my balls for earrings
Ethan Cooper
Had it taken you 1 year to break up? What a loser!
Joshua Flores
I have a girlfriend but I want to break up with her to get a better one. Work that market bitch.
Jayden Stewart
Nah, I'm just too lazy to do anything about it I could if I tried
Kayden Jones
Exactly what it says in OP. You think you could get one if you tried, but you couldn't because you're a failure!
Ryan Stewart
Don't let a bitch fuck your game up. Don't let her control your mind. Break the conditioning!
Noah Long
This. I've made plenty of posts like this before, projecting my introspection outward and disguising self-hatred as a hatred of others. It's a waste of time.
OP, for your own sake, please go and masturbate for a bit.
Austin Ward
Sorry you've never been in love. Not like I didn't fuck a couple chicks in the couple weeks after breaking up. Go fall seriously in love and then have it end abruptly. Tell me how long you're emotionally unavailable for people
Owen Reyes
I found an aspie girl that's basically a cheat code. I can be as retarded as I want and she still loves me because she's even more retarded than me. Still 9/10 hot though.
So fuck off OP
Christopher Carter
It's an ongoing process. I'm actually looking and trying a little these days
Hudson Jenkins
i fucking love redheads.
Dominic Perez
i dont have one, because im moving this year and dont want to get stuck here.
Andrew Sanders
My red pilled girlfriend is currently laying sprawled across me dead asleep while I shit post on Sup Forums. How does this make you feel op? Little? Lonely?
Grayson Sanders
What a pussy, that's why your gf dumped you.
David Russell
Simply not a priority, my gypsy friend. I'll get around to it eventually, but for now, I really need my own car. I have an unfortunate tendency to total any vehicles that come into my possession.
Joseph Garcia
Anime pillow doesn't impress me.
Alexander Morris
11175.00 also sending
Brayden Cruz
Sorry wrong thread
Luis Morgan
Because the superior Chad cock of my bf vastly outplays your stinky, fishy vagina
Luis Hill
Because im here.
Joseph Adams
Piss off hairy italian monkey.
Jordan Smith
arent you guys allowed to marry livestock in times of scarcity or something?
James Brown
You struck gold my friend. Marry her sooner rather then later and spawn many nerdlings.
Jayden Torres
He's also a Romanian AKA Roma AKA Gypsy AKA scum
Gavin Reed
That's completely accurate, you know.
Michael Ortiz
Brilliant. Faggot.
Ryan Parker
Do you have A.I.D.S and/or cancer.
You look thin to me.
Jackson Hill
The holequeen retracts in horror at the thought that homosexuality is the ultimate evolution of the enlightened individual
"why" she screams "why they don't take me seriously, I have a pussy!!"
Jose Garcia
I have one, might wanna get rid of her desu
Nolan Parker
nice nips AIDS alien
Jayden Cook
This is the way to go.
Any recommendations on finding fellow female autists that aren't Tumblr/DeviantArt-tier?
Christian Ortiz
First step would be to leave your computer you stupid NEET!
Jayden Rivera
get off shortwave
Leo Richardson
I'm being a fag and phoneposting.
Either way, you need to get the sand out of your vag. Maybe pull that stick out of your ass too.
Andrew Phillips
Confirmed for never gonna get a gf
Ian Smith
;^)
Xavier Williams
Roma****s are very ugly and hairy caucescu so stfu and go fuck yourself in your hairy ass.
Tyler Moore
But... I do have a girlfriend user
Jason Long
>Why don't you have a girlfriend my heart is broken
>Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted
dats true too
>You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you nah i know im dumb as fuck
>and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand. ????????
>Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" i just dont wana be in relationship again because i cant imagine myself with another girl than the first one
> in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter im very young and lost 10kg recently
>and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own. dats gay
>Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males" now ur just putting words in my mouth
>You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day ok
anyway ur very gay and probably are a virgin too
Hunter Carter
holy shit ur face looks like a gay's face and ur body looks like some ayy lmao
Ryan Collins
>OP IS A ROASTIE
Isaiah Ross
OP got fucked around by girls tonight so he has to come tell a bunch of nerds about it by virtue of hating on Sup Forums's dating record
Joshua Campbell
>phoneposting kys
Carson Perry
I've never seen something so beautiful.
Shes memorizing. She could get me to move mountains
Sebastian Sanders
Mediteranian moors have more hair than gorillas! No woman wants to see your bush!
Blake Gonzalez
Sauce
Isaiah Ross
Only read the first two sentences of your shit-pasta
>have aryan waifu >have 4 kids >ready for rohowa'
nice try kike.
Brody Hernandez
>she ahhaha faggot hahahahha
Carter Baker
This would have been semi-decent bait without the Gypsy flag.
Levi Roberts
Red heads are the goat, mate
Austin Foster
yeah sure lol
Elijah Price
...
Caleb Wright
Hang on, aren't gyppos supposed to be 5mins away from civil war atm?
Aiden Ross
Well too bad. Me, a non-white, will fuck this redhead first and film it. What's your name so I can call you a cuck on stream?
Chase Howard
Not you!
Lincoln Brooks
If this isn't pasta it definitely has potential.
Bentley Rodriguez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING HOMO nice underwear modeling, i bet it was a good precursor to your boyfriend tearing up your asshole. Or is this some kind of proposition to all the dudes here? What kind of insecure pussy faggot posts a bunch of pics of himself on Sup Forums. What have you already gone through all the roast beef male anus cunts at your school?
Andrew Cooper
I'm celebrating my 15th wedding anniversary this month, Gypsy trash, thanks for asking.
Justin Jones
oh really?
Dylan Clark
Hmm no other images found, best guess: muscle
Timestamp cock as proof
Charles Hall
yeah pretty much
Hudson Myers
Thank you for joining the CREW.
Thirty cents have been deposited into your account. Don't forget to sign up your friends, and have a pleasant day.
#notmypresident
Jason Murphy
You look like benedict cucumberpatch
Angel Kelly
...
Angel Cox
tldr can I get a quick run down?
Nathaniel Wright
>but I do op, I really do!
pic related
Zachary Jenkins
How about you grow some self esteem instead of asking Sup Forums for validation. You're a walking fucking stereotype I hope you know
Kevin Peterson
Are there vampires in Romania? What about romans?
Jayden Rivera
thanks
Ayden Gonzalez
Wheelchairs and gibs to /r9k/, stat!
Jordan Ward
>projecting your insecurities to strangers on the internet love yourself, user
Jace Collins
I do though.
Zachary Scott
where the fuck are your pecs faggot
Zachary Robinson
Are redheads aryan?
Caleb Lewis
>literally one ape calling another ape an ape love yourself, user
Ian Adams
Probably an anime pillow!
Bentley Gray
Celtic mainly iirc
Caleb Morales
Because I'm married and one woman is quite enough
Nathan Sullivan
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Jason Peterson
Please I need to know
Brody White
Who is this user everyone keeps talking about?
Kevin Rodriguez
hahahahahahyhahahahahrahaahaa
Josiah Parker
I'll give you a quick rundown: Romania = the country of the Romany = gyppoland